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How to deal with the hosepipe ban?
RedRobin:
--- Quote from: Horatio on April 09, 2012, 02:08:42 pm ---
I see your a "3 Wolf Moon" t-shirt owner....I doff my cap sir
http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B002HJ377A/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_5?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addFiveStar
"I'll be honest. I ordered the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt based off the amazing promises I read about at Amazon.com.
When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the UPS truck was driving down the street with my delivery, my female neighbors began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt contains powerful lupine pheromones.
The shirt is made up of soft cotton. I was grateful to see this as it flexed as my muscles grew after donning this garment.
The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.
Since owning the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services.
I do have one complaint, and that's that I must stay indoors on windy days. Last fall we had a windy day and I received notice that hundreds of women were suddenly pregnant, carrying my offspring, up to 12 miles away.
That said, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. You never need to be a lone wolf again!"
--- End quote ---
.... :signLOL:
No need for the T-shirt:
^ Native Pride
Horatio:
^^^ Just.....wow ^^^ :scared:
rich83:
I don't get the off topic-ness of the above... :stupid:
Hedge:
Off topic you say?
:signLOL:
Frenzy:
i think i'm going to use a watering can. though i can see this resulting in umpteen trips to the tap :fighting:
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