MK5 Golf GTI
All Things Mk5 => Mk5 General Area => Topic started by: SteveP on November 01, 2008, 08:32:03 pm
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Some one told me if i put some of my eye drops in the oil the RR figures would be clearer to understand. :rolleye:
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Somebody grab this please i cant hold this bonnet with my head any longer. :P
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Who's that handsome chap in the Brown jacket? :P
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can someone please show me where this glow plug goes!
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I've got my finger stuck in the radiator, i'll have to cut it off to get free!
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Where's my power gone? Oh hear it is!!! :signLOL:
(Sorry Robin :wink:)
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"now, which end of the screwdriver am I supposed to use" :ashamed:
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Now to turn up the flux capacitor
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stand still whilst I grease your nipples.
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Saw that bloke in the brown jacket on crimewatch last week, apparently goes about de-tuning Mk5 GTi's without the owners knowing. Sneaky git whoever he is :wink:
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Saw that bloke in the brown jacket on crimewatch last week, apparently goes about de-tuning Mk5 GTi's without the owners knowing. Sneaky git whoever he is :wink:
Mwa ha ha haaaaaa! I did unplug his MAF sensor :wink: :P
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At this point the grinch was unable to resist but to have a taste ..... :party:
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"I'm telling you - This is the exact baton I won the 1904 Olympic 4 x 100m relay with!" :jumping:
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"1.8 gigawatts Marty, this is the flux capacitor , now we just need a clock tower and some lightning !"
no offence Robin !
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So my next mod is to put this spark plud in the end of my exhaust to get big flames down Tescos tonight :laugh:
Ill get my coat :ashamed: