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All Things Mk5 => Mk5 General Area => Topic started by: SteveP on November 01, 2008, 08:32:03 pm

Title: First Caption Competition
Post by: SteveP on November 01, 2008, 08:32:03 pm
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:P
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Top Cat on November 01, 2008, 09:37:36 pm
Some one told me if i put some of my eye drops in the oil the RR figures would be clearer to understand.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Top Cat on November 01, 2008, 09:38:57 pm
Somebody grab this please i cant hold this bonnet with my head any longer.  :P
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Greeners on November 01, 2008, 10:04:17 pm
Who's that handsome chap in the Brown jacket?  :P
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: v2brett on November 01, 2008, 10:55:18 pm
can someone please show me where this glow plug goes!
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: veedub18 on November 02, 2008, 11:02:14 am
I've got my finger stuck in the radiator, i'll have to cut it off to get free!
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Greeners on November 02, 2008, 12:35:53 pm
Where's my power gone? Oh hear it is!!!  :signLOL:

(Sorry Robin  :wink:)
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Teutonic_Tamer on November 03, 2008, 02:01:33 pm
"now, which end of the screwdriver am I supposed to use"  :ashamed:
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: neg on November 03, 2008, 02:04:55 pm
Now to turn up the flux capacitor
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Teutonic_Tamer on November 03, 2008, 02:38:36 pm
stand still whilst I grease your nipples.
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Phil Mcavity on November 05, 2008, 07:39:07 am
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:P

Saw that bloke in the brown jacket on crimewatch last week, apparently goes about de-tuning Mk5 GTi's without the owners knowing. Sneaky git whoever he is  :wink:
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Greeners on November 05, 2008, 08:29:28 am
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:P

Saw that bloke in the brown jacket on crimewatch last week, apparently goes about de-tuning Mk5 GTi's without the owners knowing. Sneaky git whoever he is  :wink:

Mwa ha ha haaaaaa! I did unplug his MAF sensor  :wink: :P
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: 08micsta on November 05, 2008, 09:10:05 am
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At this point the grinch was unable to resist but to have a taste .....  :party:
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: Hurdy on November 05, 2008, 04:58:42 pm
"I'm telling you - This is the exact baton I won the 1904 Olympic 4 x 100m relay with!" :jumping:
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: E30m3 on November 05, 2008, 05:02:31 pm
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:P

"1.8 gigawatts Marty, this is the flux capacitor , now we just need a clock tower and some lightning !"

no offence Robin !
Title: Re: First Caption Competition
Post by: The wheel man on November 06, 2008, 12:15:24 pm
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So my next mod is to put this spark plud in the end of my exhaust to get big flames down Tescos tonight  :laugh: 
Ill get my coat  :ashamed: