MK5 Golf GTI

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Title: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Top Cat on November 30, 2010, 08:01:52 pm
I received a text message today, but no name came with the number It said: " The deed has been done.305bhp = 320 torque ".

Who sent me this please.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: psw mk5 on November 30, 2010, 08:06:07 pm
not your insurance company by any chance  :P big brother is watchin......
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: vwrascal on November 30, 2010, 08:07:20 pm
big boss man   :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Top Cat on November 30, 2010, 08:09:18 pm
I suppose it could have been PG, but i checked against his number.  :chicken: He could have changed his phone i guess.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: bacillus on November 30, 2010, 08:09:34 pm
Wasn't me as I have more torque than that...   :scared:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Hedge on November 30, 2010, 08:30:48 pm
Wasn't me I don't have your number.  :booty:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: rich83 on November 30, 2010, 08:37:00 pm
I wasnt me... which is ashame cos i want 305bhp!  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: JPC on November 30, 2010, 08:51:09 pm
It wasn't me, I dont have the time to text peanuts all day long!
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: QD MBE on November 30, 2010, 08:55:11 pm
I reckon it was that Seat Leon Super car driver................ :driver: :driver:

http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,21914.0.html (http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,21914.0.html)
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Top Cat on November 30, 2010, 08:56:15 pm
It wasn't me, I dont have the time to text peanuts all day long!

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Ftomashandmilly%2FDaft_stuff%2F8120_262511295057_575755057_8674005_790947_n-1.jpg&hash=4cef743f73757d774acb244e27160b90fc8d3f7e)

            Chump.
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: QD MBE on November 30, 2010, 09:03:46 pm
^^^^^^^

Keeping That turkey warm for Christmas Jay?
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Greeners on November 30, 2010, 09:08:54 pm
 :signLOL: :signLOL:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: stealthwolf on November 30, 2010, 09:36:25 pm
Your missus been upto something? :P
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: john_o on November 30, 2010, 10:12:48 pm
Your missus been upto something? :P
:signLOL: dont forget TC has the K0small ......

wasnt me either at that paltry torque figure  :pomppomp:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: MAT ED30 on November 30, 2010, 10:15:30 pm
Must be steve
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: big al on December 01, 2010, 07:56:31 am
Wasn't me..... I don't like you.      :happy2:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: edd666999 on December 01, 2010, 08:42:42 am
That was me...
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: keV_vaux on December 01, 2010, 11:03:48 am
 :P
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Top Cat on December 01, 2010, 11:59:05 am
That was me...

So what was the deed.  :smiley:  Have you fitted a KO 4 or are you on about a Stage 2+ Revo map. Unless you have been on SC rollers 305BHP Aint coming from Revo.  :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: edd666999 on December 01, 2010, 12:11:08 pm
That was me...

So what was the deed.  :smiley:  Have you fitted a KO 4 or are you on about a Stage 2+ Revo map. Unless you have been on SC rollers 305BHP Aint coming from Revo.  :popcornsoda:

thats the print out awesome gti gave me :D i estimate 280bhp lol
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Top Cat on December 01, 2010, 12:12:29 pm
Oh Awesome rollers.  :grin: i get it now. Your looking at about 240 BHP then.  :P
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Janner_Sy on December 01, 2010, 03:26:30 pm
That was me...

So what was the deed.  :smiley:  Have you fitted a KO 4 or are you on about a Stage 2+ Revo map. Unless you have been on SC rollers 305BHP Aint coming from Revo.  :popcornsoda:

thats the print out awesome gti gave me :D i estimate 280bhp lol

jesus christ, awesomes rollers are giving themselves a right name recently.  i reckon they are trying to challenge superchips rollers mpw
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: rich83 on December 01, 2010, 03:53:07 pm
Well... touch wood... mine going on Awesomes rollers on saturday... so what are we betting on a stock ed30.... 250bhp?
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: damoegan on December 01, 2010, 04:06:13 pm
You normaly see a high torque figure from Awsome's rollers. BHP is normaly not too far out..

Mine made 241.5bhp & 237.8lb/ft as standard on Dastek rollers (P-Torque)..
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: edd666999 on December 01, 2010, 05:13:48 pm
Mine made 215bhp with HPFP(no map)

230 with TBE, HPFP, ITG CAI(no map)

305 as above but mapped. Not too fussed about figures all I know is it shifts haha
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: psw mk5 on December 01, 2010, 07:30:07 pm
rogue quote from peugeot 106 appreciation society  :pomppomp:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: Top Cat on December 01, 2010, 07:35:41 pm
I thought MR Danza said they had sorted their rollers out recently, and were getting more realistic figures, when he had his GTI on them. Maybe you have a special car Edd. As you say it doesn't matter one jot. At least now you know you have a properly sorted GTI now.  :drinking:
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: SteveS on December 01, 2010, 08:47:26 pm
lmfao. amusing thread :)
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: bacillus on December 01, 2010, 11:42:39 pm
Assuming the numbers are inflated, one reason on how this could have happened was if the car wasn't tethered down properly and rode up on the rollers giving a spurious higher bhp figure.

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jkm.org.uk%2Fperformance%2FMisc%2FTech%2FDyno%2520Testing%2FMayoClimbingBIG.gif&hash=e35eafb7182813f1daf327f5ebf5fcd30e1938f3)
Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: chungster on December 02, 2010, 06:44:29 am
That doesn't really apply to awesomes rollers, their dynojet set up uses one drum per wheel and sits on the drum.

Most other RRs have 2 drums per wheel and sit in the gap between the drums so they have 2 contact areas on each wheel vs the 1 on the dynojet.



Title: Re: Who sent me this text today
Post by: joesgti on December 02, 2010, 10:27:32 am
Wasn't me..... I don't like you.      :happy2:

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