MK5 Golf GTI

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Title: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 07:05:45 pm
……He isn't any faster  :confused: :confused:

Suppose thats what I get for buying a cheap £23.95 chip :sad1: :sad1:














































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Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: RobH on July 29, 2010, 07:10:22 pm
 :signLOL: More like a tracker me thinks.
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on July 29, 2010, 07:10:58 pm

Had him/her on the rollers to see the difference?
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: wigit on July 29, 2010, 07:11:17 pm
remember it takes time for the settings to adapt  :happy2:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: DaveB@Vagbremtechnic on July 29, 2010, 07:18:22 pm
i had mine done ....HUGE needle!
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 07:19:50 pm
Yeah so was his.

He only weighs 2.8kg though so i am hoping for some HUUUUUUUGE gains in the power to weight ratio department :happy2:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: vRStu on July 29, 2010, 07:20:32 pm
Buy Cheap - Buy Twice  :booty:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 07:23:41 pm
I'm keeping faith in my Greek Tuner  :laugh:

Just hope the settings adapt soon :evilgrin:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: Hedge on July 29, 2010, 07:51:22 pm
Have you considered stage 2 following an exhaust and cat upgrade.  :laugh:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 07:54:40 pm
Can you lend me one of your Cats so i can see the added benfits   :evilgrin: :booty:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on July 29, 2010, 07:55:48 pm
Quote from: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 07:54:40 pm
Can you lend me one of your Cats so i can see the added benfits   :evilgrin: :booty:

I thought the DE - Cat was where its at?
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: Greeners on July 29, 2010, 08:03:01 pm
Was it a CC map?

(Crufts Code)  :grin:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 08:04:12 pm
No cos apparently CC maps are not very good :innocent:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: Hedge on July 29, 2010, 08:05:22 pm
Quote from: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 07:54:40 pm
Can you lend me one of your Cats so i can see the added benfits   :evilgrin: :booty:

I have 100 Cel or 200 Cel. Not sure which would be best.  :laugh:

Quote from: Greeners on July 29, 2010, 08:03:01 pm
Was it a CC map?

(Crufts Code)  :grin:

You will have to feed it a huge curry and see what comes out from the OBD port.  :sick:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: MAT ED30 on July 29, 2010, 08:41:56 pm
dont take it to jkm rollers  :signLOL: could get messy  :signLOL:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: vRS Carl on July 29, 2010, 08:45:59 pm
*****GOOD NEWS*****

A bird flew into the Garden before and Feck me did he shift.

He was on the couch, saw it landing and he was out in the garden before it touched down (a distance of about 20m) causing the bird to take evasive action. It must have been quick as the bird literally shat itself :signLOL: :signLOL:

Looks like the £23.95 chip is a good un after all :happy2: :evilgrin:
Title: Re: My Dog has been Chipped - Big Problem……..
Post by: Hedge on July 29, 2010, 08:49:40 pm
:pomppomp: :pomppomp: :pomppomp: :pomppomp: :pomppomp: :pomppomp: :pomppomp:

Hooray. Careful with the emissions though.

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