MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: T88OMM on September 06, 2010, 11:37:15 am
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you'll love this, some of the European Tour's top players having a bit of fun!
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Not a fan of golf but that was impressive! :happy2:
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I just got hold of a Ping Si3 driver..Well impressed... :party:
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Wish i could play like those guys pure class!!
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That was quite entertaining :happy2:
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:laugh: i hate golf, but thats quite cool
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love golf..and that was well cool.
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that was funny!!
ive been to the gap of dunloe about 5 times now in Ireland, beautiful place!
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Pah! thats easy, everyone of my shots looks like that. :laugh:
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on the course we'd call that the sally gunnell...
i do have a list of comedy golf shot names...might post it up.
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Mk5golfgti Open... I'm in :drinking:
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Pah! thats easy, everyone of my shots looks like that. :laugh: :laugh:
you mean bouncing along the floor instead of through the air :laugh:
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That is pretty kewl....knowing my luck I will miss that lake despite trying to hit it :D
Alex
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Mk5golfgti Open... I'm in :drinking:
Are there enough golfers on here to do that? :drinking:
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Mk5golfgti Open... I'm in :drinking:
Are there enough golfers on here to do that? :drinking:
One here :happy2:
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That was a great little vid Tom :happy2:
I can play Golf.....just not anywhere near as good as Tom :sad1:
MK5golfgti tournament sounds like fun.......but I wouldn't have the ED30 by the time we arraged it, but the clubs would fit in the Lexus :happy2:
I play off 28 :innocent:
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Superb! :happy2:
PS. Hurdy have you got your Partridge string backed driving gloves for the new car yet? :signLOL:
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alternative golf shot descriptions..
An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result
A Rodney King - over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson- somehow got away with it
A Condom - safe but didn't feel very good
An elephant's arsehole - it's high; and it stinks
A sister-in-law - I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be
A Sally Gunnell - it's ugly but it's still running
A Kate Moss - thinned it
An IRA shot - hitting a provisional
A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole
A Diego Maradonna - nasty five footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems
Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water
A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie")
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Robin Cook - just died on the hill
A Michael Jackson - gradually fading
An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it
A Tony Blair - too much spin
A Bin Laden - driven out, never to be found again
Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't
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:signLOL: :signLOL:
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Lee :notworthy:
Made me chuckle that lot :happy2: :signLOL:
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That was a great little vid Tom :happy2:
I can play Golf.....just not anywhere near as good as Tom :sad1:
MK5golfgti tournament sounds like fun.......but I wouldn't have the ED30 by the time we arraged it, but the clubs would fit in the Lexus :happy2:
I play off 28 :innocent:
Bandit!
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Would love to play golf but just never got around to starting it. Mind you shouting 4 all the time would get quite boring after a while :grin: