MK5 Golf GTI

General => Random Chat => Topic started by: simonp on November 04, 2010, 03:40:44 pm

Title: For sale
Post by: simonp on November 04, 2010, 03:40:44 pm
Some damaged stuff I found in the shed - £200. Easily repairable using a kit readily available for just 99p, but I can't be bothered to do that and prefer to sell my stuff damaged and get much less for it than it's worth. Any takers?  :rolleye:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: Richn83 on November 04, 2010, 03:49:44 pm
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: joesgti on November 04, 2010, 03:57:42 pm
are we ment to guess?? is it pink?
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: Gene Hunt on November 04, 2010, 03:57:55 pm
Some damaged stuff I found in the shed - £200. Easily repairable using a kit readily available for just 99p, but I can't be bothered to do that and prefer to sell my stuff damaged and get much less for it than it's worth. Any takers?  :rolleye:
............pics & a better discription might help mate ??? :signLOL:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: s3dubbin on November 04, 2010, 04:00:01 pm
Thats a bargain!!!!???? Sounds like a good buy??? £200 for some broken .............. from your shed?? Drugs must be good quality in your area mate. Pass that sh*t!  :happy2:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: joesgti on November 04, 2010, 04:05:47 pm
is it smokeable?
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: s3dubbin on November 04, 2010, 04:09:03 pm
His shed??? Yeah a would think so.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: simonp on November 04, 2010, 04:10:42 pm
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:

The ability to spot that I'm joking? It is merely a parody of a lot of for sale ads, but I see my subtle sarcasm is wasted here.
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: s3dubbin on November 04, 2010, 04:13:52 pm
Random i will give you that. Pass that sh*t!!!  :happy2:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: joesgti on November 04, 2010, 04:24:19 pm
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:

The ability to spot that I'm joking? It is merely a parody of a lot of for sale ads, but I see my subtle sarcasm is wasted here.

 :confused:

so whats for sale??
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: tony_danza on November 04, 2010, 04:25:19 pm
Ahh, I like this game....

Pic any car in this list of classifieds. (http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/list.asp?p=1&s=810)

FS. One off modified show car*. Valued at what I paid for it 2 years ago, plus all the mods, labour costs and scene tax. Real head turner.

*READ show car by virtue of it once being parked on a club stand at chav-fest, not because it's actually won a show & shine award.
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: rich83 on November 04, 2010, 04:46:55 pm
I thought you were referring to the xenons that are up for sale!
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: simonp on November 04, 2010, 05:26:25 pm
They were my inspiration. It's like when people sell alloys, "1 has kerbing, been quoted £40 to repair" or sell a car for a grand less than it's worth because it has a scratch on the bumper that would cost 200 quid to put right. Why not just mend it, charge more for the item and avoid having to explain away the damage in the ad?
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: Richn83 on November 04, 2010, 05:29:31 pm
Am I missing something here........ :stupid:

The ability to spot that I'm joking? It is merely a parody of a lot of for sale ads, but I see my subtle sarcasm is wasted here.

subtle sarcasm I get, that was just off the scale of subtlety
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: rich83 on November 04, 2010, 05:45:23 pm
Well id anyone wants those xenons.... let me know as i can get the internals for you!
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: s3dubbin on November 04, 2010, 06:34:59 pm
There in simon p's shed.   :happy2:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: DaveB@Vagbremtechnic on November 04, 2010, 07:46:44 pm
oooohhhhh good thread..... how about

Edition 30 Limited edition number 6472

50k miles, 2007 , £24950 or straight swap for a new Mk6 Golf Gti
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: joesgti on November 04, 2010, 07:59:59 pm
Well id anyone wants those xenons.... let me know as i can get the internals for you!

why not just mend them!!  :signLOL: :P

oooohhhhh good thread..... how about

Edition 30 Limited edition number 6472

50k miles, 2007 , £24950 or straight swap for a new Mk6 Golf Gti

:signLOL: is that a real add?
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: simonp on November 04, 2010, 08:08:24 pm
There in simon p's shed.   :happy2:

I don't have a shed really! :laugh:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: RedRobin on November 04, 2010, 08:25:26 pm
There in simon p's shed.   :happy2:

I don't have a shed really! :laugh:


....Then after you've sold this broken stuff you're advertising you'll be able to buy one   :evilgrin:

Everyone needs a shed   :grin:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: simonp on November 04, 2010, 09:34:30 pm
If I mend it first I can sell it for more money and buy a really big shed. LOL
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: Top Cat on November 04, 2010, 09:40:32 pm
WoW! this thread is ace.  :grin:  :noteworthy:
 
Its like being inside JoesGTI's head. (obviously with less room though. )  :laugh:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: john_o on November 04, 2010, 09:41:42 pm
for sale : 1 low mileage candy white shed yours for only  £1,000,000
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: GTIjames on November 04, 2010, 09:58:18 pm
for sale : 1 low mileage candy white shed yours for only  £1,000,000

Thats not cheap must be number 7 of 7... does it come with stickers and fake chinese doors  :rolleye:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: joesgti on November 04, 2010, 10:18:46 pm
for sale : 1 low mileage candy white shed yours for only  £1,000,000

Thats not cheap must be number 7 of 7... does it come with stickers and fake chinese doors  :rolleye:
:signLOL:
WoW! this thread is ace.  :grin:  :noteworthy:
 
Its like being inside JoesGTI's head. (obviously with less room though. )  :laugh:

:P
for sale : 1 low mileage candy white shed yours for only  £1,000,000

Thats not cheap must be number 7 of 7... does it come with stickers and fake chinese doors  :rolleye:

:grin: :signLOL:



Title: Re: For sale
Post by: markfive on November 05, 2010, 12:14:24 am
 :signLOL:

Gotta laugh

Couldn't find much difference in sale prices of empty xenons regardless of whether the mounts were broken or not, so figured it wasn't worth the hassle (especially somewhere where there's at least some chance that someone might have the bits lying around) - how wrong could I be....  :ashamed:

Anyway, if only I had a shed I could have kept them in there rather than the spare bedroom. Which led to marital bending of the ear :grin: Apparently "no they aren't the ones I'm fitting, they are spare at the minute" isn't a good enough reason to keep them when I have another set sat next to them. So my lack of a shed helped to bring this thread into existence  :laugh: There's only one answer.... anyone want to swap a pair of xenons for a shed  :grin:


Title: Re: For sale
Post by: simonp on November 05, 2010, 01:07:34 am
It'd be a done deal if I had a shed!  :signLOL:
Title: Re: For sale
Post by: monte on November 05, 2010, 09:51:56 am
:signLOL:

Gotta laugh

Couldn't find much difference in sale prices of empty xenons regardless of whether the mounts were broken or not, so figured it wasn't worth the hassle (especially somewhere where there's at least some chance that someone might have the bits lying around) - how wrong could I be....  :ashamed:

Anyway, if only I had a shed I could have kept them in there rather than the spare bedroom. Which led to marital bending of the ear :grin: Apparently "no they aren't the ones I'm fitting, they are spare at the minute" isn't a good enough reason to keep them when I have another set sat next to them. So my lack of a shed helped to bring this thread into existence  :laugh: There's only one answer.... anyone want to swap a pair of xenons for a shed  :grin:





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