MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: Andy on November 06, 2010, 10:14:20 pm
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mine is..... it ill be right
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Assumption is the mother of all f*ck up's!
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" There is nothing in this game for 2 in a bed. Stay out of the black and into the red. "
You can't beat a bit of bully. :star:
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:signLOL: that used to be on a sunday afternoon when i was a kid
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Look what you could have won. :smiley:
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if you lost,they still showed you what you could of won :signLOL:,classic tv progamme
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You're gonna like this....not a lot! but you'll like it.
Some say.........
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......man who go to bed with itchy bum hole, wake up with stinky finger :laugh:
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my favourite is,
'F**k you, you f***ing F**k' :laugh:
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"My grandmother always said why buy the cow when you get the sex for free"
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"It was at a funny angle!" ......... " its a ten tonne truck Tyrone......" :grin: :signLOL:
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'' Drop it!................ Dead or alive your coming with me''
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My favourite quote (well more of a put down) is from winston churchill to a woman at a dinner party,
Woman You sir are drunk
Churchhill Yes madam and you are ugly, But i shall be sober in the morning
Classic
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My favourite quote (well more of a put down) is from winston churchill to a woman at a dinner party,
Woman You sir are drunk
Churchhill Yes madam and you are ugly, But i shall be sober in the morning
Classic
love it :happy2:
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"I dont know how to put this but.. I'm kind of a big deal! People know me"
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"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch!" W. C. Fields.
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"IN THE QUIET WORDS OF THE VIRGIN MARY ......................COME AGAIN" :grin: :grin:
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"I dont know how to put this but.. I'm kind of a big deal! People know me"
:grin: :grin: :grin: Followed by "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"
Anchorman FTW :happy2:
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'my mistake, your fault'
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Another favourite of mine is "Better to let them think you a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" :smiley:
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I've started ......so I'll finish...
Magnus Magnusen
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'Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet'-The Wolf.
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'Oh I'm sorry, I do believe you have mistaken me for somebody who gives a sh*t'-No idea but I say this a lot at work.
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You can if you freeze it! :signLOL:
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Life is hard......but its harder if your stupid!
john wayne
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"i live my life a quarter mile at a time"
:signLOL:
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And
"No sh*t Sherlock"
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'Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience'