MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: damoegan on November 29, 2010, 10:03:56 pm
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The best thread I've read this year :pomppomp: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=933047&mid=0&i=0&nmt=Just met Jason Plato...&mid=0
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LMAO that is just hilarious :signLOL:
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:grin: Classic thread :grin:
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Good on him :signLOL: so funny
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Just spent the last hour on it after a mate sent me the link on book face :signLOL:
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where is the chase....... and how do i cut to it?? lol
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where is the chase....... and how do i cut to it?? lol
Skip to page 8 on the PH link :happy2:
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the original post
Just met Jasoon plato... and he is an arrogant wr
Saw his grey 911 Turbo parked outside the dry cleaners near where I live and thought "Wow! Its Jason Plato" so I hung around to say hello and meet him. 20 minutes in freezing 2 degree cold and he comes out and I say hello and he shakes my hand. I say that I really like his car reviews and all that to which he just says "yeah yeah nice yeah, bye". Gets into his Porsche and drives off. Can't even spare 10 seconds for a fan.
Its true what they say, don't meet your heroes.
there are some phenomenal replies in that thread :laugh:
this is my personal favourite
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F26.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_l4621vDCKO1qc3x10o1_400.jpg&hash=b1d69ca7ae6c14d1ea2522c3018ae4dc0209e64f)
Don't listen to them, Plato is just testing you. Once he knows you are a real fan he will give you all the time in the world. He'll make you work at it though.... next step is to go round his house, don't go knocking on the door just yet, hang around in a tree, ideally get some pictures on him inside his own house (he'll love that kinda st, really shows dedication). Post some prints through the door with a note saying how good he looks and other random complimentary stuff - don't mention his BTCC career though, he doesn't care about that, it's all the other stuff he likes being complimented about so you did well to mention the journalism bit earlier. After a week or so dress up as a milkman then go knock at his door at about 530am - when he answers give him a knowing wink and lift your milkman hat so he can see around the disguise, remind him of your meeting outside the dry cleaners and ask him if he liked the pics - he'll invite you in and you'll have a great day playing twister and spin the bottle.
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Absolutely priceless!
Did you read this one: http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php?t=2852970 which was linked from the PH Plato thread... :laugh: :laugh:
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Absolutely priceless!
Did you read this one: http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.php?t=2852970 which was linked from the PH Plato thread... :laugh: :laugh:
Yea, read that too :signLOL:
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I read this earlier and got to around page five and thought it was just going to be a constant ripping of the OP but i didn't realise Plato was gonna get involved!! amazing. The custard thing had me crying.
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OWNED!! :chicken:
What was the custard thing about? Proof it was actually JP?
The money saving link - WTF???
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OWNED!! :chicken:
What was the custard thing about? Proof it was actually JP?
The money saving link - WTF???
Tha pic of JP holding his laptop with the PH thread on is enough for me to believe its actualy him...
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OWNED!! :chicken:
What was the custard thing about? Proof it was actually JP?
The money saving link - WTF???
Tha pic of JP holding his laptop with the PH thread on is enough for me to believe its actualy him...
Yep was deffo him - he linked it on his twitter feed!
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I hate the pistonheads forum. Too many flash know-it-all types on there, full of their own self-importance!
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JP reply thread http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=933089&mid=130322&nmt=Wait%20til%20you%20hear%20about%20this%20weirdo
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I hate the pistonheads forum. Too many flash know-it-all types on there, full of their own self-importance!
Agreed. They're a pompous lot.
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I hate the pistonheads forum. Too many flash know-it-all types on there, full of their own self-importance!
Agreed. They're a pompous lot.
..........same here. :stupid:
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LMFO That was truly epic. :notworthy:
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Now that is what I call seriously owned!!! :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: What's the odds on bobble hat man ever posting on there again? :signLOL: