MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: vRS Carl on November 30, 2010, 10:54:07 pm
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I'm currently stuck anti-clock wise on the M25 between Junc 9 - Junc 8.
In the past 3 hours I have gone the sum total of 1.3 miles :fighting: :fighting:
Why I hear you ask?? Well a lorry has Jack Knifed on the opposite side and everyone this side is slowing down to look resulting in the Jam. :fighting: :fighting:
I'm fully expecting tickets to be on sale when I get there as the action must be amazing judging by the Jam it's caused.
If your planning on driving that part of the M25 tonight DON'T !!!!
Fecking Rubber neckers :fighting: they should all get banned :fighting:
Love you all :love:
A very pissed off F.R.A.G
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Ill second that notion!
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Hey! traffic updates now as well. :grin: Are your jam updates compatible with my ipod touch. :star:
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If you are lucky TC I'm sure Carl will do you a podcast. :wink:
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I will glance but TBH there's no point in slowing down. Most people aren't gonna be able to do anything. The people who can/will help are the emergency services.
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Sorry to hear of your woes mate. It will be time to go back as soon as you get there. :sad1:
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Just looking on the Highways Agency website and the problem is between 8 & 7 clockwise and it wont be fixed until 06:00am.
Anti-clockwise it says expected delays of 1.5 hours and normal traffic from 11:45. :sad1: :sad1:
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It gets better.
I've just been told off for having a Piss against my car by a copper. Despite pointing out that I've been stuck in a queue that rivals Operation Stack for over 3 hours I just got told if I did it again I would be arrested for indecent exposure :fighting:
Good job I have a sense of humour :laugh:
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Just looking on the Highways Agency website and the problem is between 8 & 7 clockwise and it wont be fixed until 06:00am.
Anti-clockwise it says expected delays of 1.5 hours and normal traffic from 11:45. :sad1: :sad1:
Cheers mate :happy2:
Shame it ain't accurate as I've been stuck here for 3 hours :laugh:
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in this weather its a wonder it didn't freeze and fall off :signLOL:
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I've just been told off for having a Piss against my car by a copper.
I think he did the right thing. I'd arrest you for peeing on your car too! :grin:
I have, in the past and in similar situations, had to make use of an empty drinks bottle.
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I carry a 10 litre can in the boot but it's full of fuel :booty:
I could have understood if I had been curling one out :grin:
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Does he not realise who you are? :grin:
You should have said fill your boots and arrest me. It's not like either of you are going anywhere. :chicken:
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I dunno he could of given me a "backy" on his bike :grin:
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Highways Agency have re-evaluated and said 00:30 now. :surprised:
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I carry a 10 litre can in the boot but it's full of fuel :booty:
I could have understood if I had been curling one out :grin:
.........just cheared me up on a long night shift :grin: :laugh: :notworthy:
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Well finally just arrived home after what is normally a 2 hour journey just took 9hrs 7mins :fighting: :sad1:
Off for a power nap for an hour then will commence the return leg :surprised:
Highways agency need shooting. I cleared the Jam at 0235 but due to rubber neckers causing the jam in the first place no gritters had been on the road so from Junc 8 on the M25 to near enough Maidstone on the M20 was sheet ice. I was doing 15mph all the way. :sad1:
Bonus is I only used 1/4 tank of fuel :laugh:
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Fook that mate. :sad1:
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Well it took me 2 Hours 20 to get back today :fighting: :fighting:
But at least they had been out gritting :happy2:
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I've just been told off for having a Piss against my car by a copper.
I think he did the right thing. I'd arrest you for peeing on your car too! :grin:
I have, in the past and in similar situations, had to make use of an empty drinks bottle.
....I daren't do that in case I forgot and took a swig from my drinks bottle later.
That's crazy for a copper not to use his discretion in the circumstances. Perhaps a rubber necking woman on the other carriageway saw you, Carl, and complained that she wanted some of that cock! :evilgrin:
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Perhaps a rubber necking woman on the other carriageway saw you, Carl
But why did she need to have a massive telescope? :P
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....I daren't do that in case I forgot and took a swig from my drinks bottle later.
Which is why I remember not to swig from the "warm" bottle! :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Yeah, I think that anyone running around on a busy motorway waving their cock and causing rubber necking and hence major traffic hold-ups, should be banned.
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Perhaps a rubber necking woman on the other carriageway saw you, Carl
But why did she need to have a massive telescope? :P
Cos she needed to look through it the wrong way to get it all in focus :evilgrin:
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:congrats:
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:congrats:
That Carl has always got the last word hasn't he!
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Im well known for having an Answer for everything :laugh: :booty: