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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: matsu on December 21, 2010, 09:02:11 pm

Title: Little boy joke
Post by: matsu on December 21, 2010, 09:02:11 pm

A little boy is walking down the road dragging a flattened frog on a string, he walks up to the local brothel & taps the door, when the madam answers he says 'i want to have sex with your dirtiest girl, who has lots of diseases, i've got £500 to spend'. The madams eyes light up & says 'that'll be me then, but why do you want a disease'? The boy said 'tonight after mum and dad leave, my babysitter will shag me 'cos she likes cute little boys, later when dad runs her home he'll shag her in the layby. When he comes home and goes to bed mum'll want a good seeing 2, & 2moro when Dad goes off to work mum will shag the milkman, & he's the barstewards that ran my f*cking frog over!
Matsu

Title: Re: Little boy joke
Post by: joesgti on December 21, 2010, 10:30:49 pm

 :confused:

Title: Re: Little boy joke
Post by: stealthwolf on December 21, 2010, 10:33:18 pm

Old but funny!

Title: Re: Little boy joke
Post by: Tara on December 22, 2010, 01:45:11 pm

 :happy2:

Title: Re: Little boy joke
Post by: joesgti on December 22, 2010, 04:18:06 pm

ive just re-read that and now i get it  :signLOL: