MK5 Golf GTI

General => Random Chat => Topic started by: matsu on December 21, 2010, 09:06:51 pm

Title: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: matsu on December 21, 2010, 09:06:51 pm

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti- constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE f*ckING IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No i don't want to see your fanny.
5. No my cocks fine as it is, i dont want you to suck it.
6. No please dont sit on my face i'v got asthma.

Delete if bit strong mods!
Matsu

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: SKAVIA on December 21, 2010, 09:43:58 pm

 :grin: :xmassmiley: :congrats:

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: stealthwolf on December 21, 2010, 10:15:37 pm

 :rolleye:

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: v2brett on December 21, 2010, 10:16:59 pm

 :signLOL:  nice one

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: Tara on December 22, 2010, 01:46:11 pm

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: TopOfTheFlop on December 23, 2010, 08:58:26 am

That made me laugh!!! Quality read!!!

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: rich83 on December 23, 2010, 09:24:45 am

HAHAH...  :signLOL:

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: vRS Carl on December 23, 2010, 10:11:44 am

 :laugh: :congrats:

Title: Re: Things to say wen drunk
Post by: Gtikenny on December 23, 2010, 10:14:39 am

 :xmassmiley: classic!