MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: vRStu on January 16, 2011, 08:49:36 pm
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Just read this on another forum and thought it worthy of a greater audience. :evilgrin:
The other night i went out with my stepson for a game of snooker and pool at wakefield pool hall, and i got rat arsed as its cheap for the cider there. Anyway we end up chatting to 2 birds from eastmoor (to give you an idea think shameless).
One thing led to another and we ended up sharing a taxi home but for some reason only had enough to get to eastmoor so we went home with them. As mentioned earlier i was already pissed up so it was going to take something special to get the little pink pig woken up. we asked if they fancied a f*ck in the poshest way we could for eastmoor and one of them got the hump and said she had to be home at 12. fcuking lesbians i thought,
Anyway the other one whos house it was said she was up for a bit of fun and what did we think about a tag team? i had no idea at first what she was on about - i thought she wanted a fcuking wrestle at 12am. then i looked at my stepson and his face said it all really, kind of like a down syndrome getting a blowjob. so i said yeah but im not getting bummed or bumming anyone.
One thing led to another and we all ended up on a really cheap bed in the spare bedroom, me 23 fcuking stone and 6,4 and my stepson who is 18 stone and about 5,9. and this blonde bit inbetween.
We were arguing who went first while bagging up and ended up tossing a coin, i lost so i said np ill stick it up her bum while she blows you off. She said she liked rimming before anal sex which i obliged - never one to let them down.
Now the thing was i was all ok up to this point when i started to lick her ar5ehole i felt the most hairy arsetache i have ever seen. this immediately made me feel sick and i ended up throwing up all over her landing. This put me off and the little pinky by this point like like an elderly man with a broken back. i just let my stepson finish her off while i had a w@nk.
So if you ever get chance of a tag team and you lose - whatever you do - dont start with the arsetache it will set you off.
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Only in wakey!!! Like wild west over there
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I thought this was going somewhere else when a$$ hair was mentioned :sick:
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:sick: :signLOL:
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with his stepson!! :confused: :sick:
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outstanding.
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One thing led to another and we all ended up on a really cheap bed in the spare bedroom, me 23 fcuking stone and 6,4 and my stepson who is 18 stone and about 5,9. and this blonde bit inbetween.
just found the pic of them
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_f98opUNuVXc%2FS3NzOJCiqqI%2FAAAAAAAANDs%2FqoOGbpqWvU4%2Fs400%2FFat%2Bbloke.jpg&hash=23aeb126c5e19a038bcce3838b7120161f3bee8b)
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I now feel the need to go and wash my eyeballs with bleach...... :scared:
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One thing led to another and we all ended up on a really cheap bed in the spare bedroom, me 23 fcuking stone and 6,4 and my stepson who is 18 stone and about 5,9. and this blonde bit inbetween.
just found the pic of them
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_f98opUNuVXc%2FS3NzOJCiqqI%2FAAAAAAAANDs%2FqoOGbpqWvU4%2Fs400%2FFat%2Bbloke.jpg&hash=23aeb126c5e19a038bcce3838b7120161f3bee8b)
:signLOL: :signLOL:
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that was the first pic that came up in google when i typed in Fat blokes shagging. plain disgusting :grin:
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that was the first pic that came up in google when i typed in Fat blokes shagging. plain disgusting :grin:
Oh, didn't take one from your library selection then??? :signLOL:
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That's a brilliant story hahahahaha
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:sick:
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:signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: only in wakey, never share a taxi to eastmoor with 2 birds
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that was the first pic that came up in google when i typed in Fat blokes shagging. plain disgusting :grin:
Oh, didn't take one from your library selection then??? :signLOL:
thats tame compared to my library
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I'm surprised it wasn't the girl throwing up with 42 stone in bed with her :sick: :sick: :sick:
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Am I the only one who is thinking.........
What bloody forums are you reading stu !
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Haha, buut am i not the only one thinking.... What does this bird look like if shes got 40 odd stone hanging out the back of her? And has an a**e tash
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What the hell forums are you reading Stu? :scared: :barf:
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that will teach him for adopting the snooker sequence of potting the colours