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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: VC on February 01, 2011, 07:51:09 am

Title: www.police.uk
Post by: VC on February 01, 2011, 07:51:09 am
Have you looked yet?  :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Hedge on February 01, 2011, 08:04:18 am
Yep  :scared:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: VC on February 01, 2011, 08:22:26 am
my postcode take an eternity to load and then tells me theres no policing in my area!  :confused:

i'm hoping its just because the sites busy today from being launched  and not that the local police station has closed! :grin:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: edd666999 on February 01, 2011, 08:37:11 am
your lucky, mine doesn't even display results!
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: MAT ED30 on February 01, 2011, 08:46:02 am
your lucky, mine doesn't even display results!

same as me  :confused:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: VC on February 01, 2011, 08:47:31 am
Must just be cos everyones trying to use it this morning, you would have thought they would have anticipated that  :fighting2:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: GTIjames on February 01, 2011, 09:24:02 am
i wander how much of our taxes got wasted on this failed scheme  :fighting:

though no policing found in my area too!  so time to turn to a life of crime  :happy2:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: VC on February 01, 2011, 09:40:35 am
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Greeners on February 01, 2011, 10:12:15 am
my postcode take an eternity to load and then tells me theres no policing in my area!  :confused:

i'm hoping its just because the sites busy today from being launched  and not that the local police station has closed! :grin:

Your looking on the wrong site VC..............

http://www.coastguard.co.uk/

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: joesgti on February 01, 2011, 10:32:40 am
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: kong86 on February 01, 2011, 10:41:04 am

though no policing found in my area too!  so time to turn to a life of crime  :happy2:


 :signLOL: :signLOL:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: SO8 on February 01, 2011, 01:37:28 pm
I live in London - and it said there was no policing in my area either  :stupid:

If you launch a site - which is obviously slow because everyone is looking at it - you should at least ensure it has most of the info up and running ! 

The Home Secretary apparently talks about the site as a way of holding the police accountable for crime in their areas - well, OK, I know what she is getting at .... but how about changing it a bit to hold the criminals accountable !!!
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Hurdy on February 01, 2011, 03:29:44 pm
OMG!!!

December in my (smallish) area of Sheffield....

16 burglaries
131 ASBO's
1 Robbery
16 vehicle crime
12 violent crime
35 "other" crimes including drugs, criminal damage and shoplifting.

 :scared:

Wasn't me occifer :grin:



Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2011, 06:13:08 pm
This site works as well as my local police force!
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: damoegan on February 01, 2011, 07:23:04 pm
This site works as well as my local police force!

 :signLOL:

Never see them up our way, Geof  :confused:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: h4rdy on February 01, 2011, 09:24:57 pm
What a crock of sh*t!

So thats where my Council Tax goes.

Increase to get it to work this April then?
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Edition30 on February 01, 2011, 09:29:14 pm
Burglary - 50
ASBO - 129
Robbery - 1
Vehicle Crime - 51
Violent crime - 41
Other Crime - 97

What a sh*thole.
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: MAT ED30 on February 01, 2011, 09:29:29 pm
yeah it wank  :laugh:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: damoegan on February 01, 2011, 09:46:51 pm
Burglary - 1
ASBO - 4
Robbery - 1
Vehicle Crime - 0
Violent crime - 1
Other Crime - 1

And insurance companys class my area as one of the higher risk areas  :surprised:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: MAT ED30 on February 01, 2011, 09:53:56 pm

Burglary 22
Anti-social behaviour 45
Robbery 0
Vehicle crime 17
Violent crime 8
Other crime 23
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Edition30 on February 01, 2011, 09:54:49 pm
Check London out - 3290  :signLOL:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Nasir on February 01, 2011, 10:15:41 pm
Fook me I live in a sh*t ho*e.

Burglary: 60
ASB: 142
Robbery: 1 (probably my house)
Vehicle Crime: 27
Violent Crime: 49
Other Crime: 93

My town is tiny.
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Janner_Sy on February 01, 2011, 10:18:31 pm
I know where im living at the moment is horrendous, but jesus.  Roll on July when im moving

Burglary=37
Anti-social behaviour=302
Robbery=5
Vehicle crime=45
Violent crime=86
other crime=230

have i won?? :fighting:

what period are they basing this over, cant seem to find it?

edit

just seen that was december alone :scared:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Rich on February 01, 2011, 10:21:31 pm
Quite surprised at my results - though i do live in a village


Burglary=0
Anti-social Behavior=0
Robbery=0
Vehicle crime=1
Violent crime=0
other crime=0
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Janner_Sy on February 01, 2011, 10:22:54 pm
haha just zoomed in on the map.  We have had one incident of car theft literally pretty much outside our house.  that was the one i posted about when we caught the guy and gave him a leathering :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2011, 10:25:56 pm
Never see them up our way, Geof  :confused:
We share the bobby and pantomime polis. :wink: Im told they stay down your end as its too much effort to peddle/walk up the hill to my village :grin: Oh and panto is scared of the kids round ours as they pick on him  :ashamed:
Was a few police about last Monday at street though :wink:

Managed to use the police.uk site.
What a load of BS. By postcode, two streets have huge problems with ASB nearly every night its why i cannot work on the car in the garage after around 6pm for the past 3 years! but no reports! I know theres been reports i reported and so have many others in the two streets its why theres so many houses up for sale there!
People in this village know the police are useless so don't bother reporting a lot of what goes on as the police don't do anything or even bother turning out 99% of the time and if they do the police tell the problem who reported it which makes it ten times worse for the person who reported it. A poor lass on the end house has had her garden wall, fence, shed, garden, yard  pulled tobits because of this, time and time again to the point shes give up and its in a state now. No problems yea right!
RANT OVER!
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: joesgti on February 01, 2011, 10:47:34 pm

All crime and ASB 838

Burglary 13
Anti-social behaviour 443
Robbery 7
Vehicle crime 15
Violent crime 117
Other crime 243
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: joesgti on February 01, 2011, 10:48:54 pm
whats the difference between robbery and burglary??
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: JPC on February 01, 2011, 10:51:10 pm
Robbery is using force to steal things from a person etc.  Burglary is more to do with entering premesis with the intent to steal.

There was 43 total offences in my area which I'm pretty happy with.  :jumping:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: cmdrfire on February 02, 2011, 01:07:44 pm
64 total crime.
23 Burgulary
21 ASB
1 Robbery
4 Vehicle
5 Violent  :scared:
10 other

In December alone! It's not a densely populated place either  :scared:


1 of the burgulary was on our street!  :scared: :surprised:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: SO8 on February 02, 2011, 01:54:45 pm
whats the difference between robbery and burglary??

Robbery - use or threat of force to steal. 

Burglary - entering premises as a trespasser in order to steal, damage or commit serious assault

.... basically  :wink:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: kong86 on February 02, 2011, 03:28:53 pm
.... but how about changing it a bit to hold the criminals accountable !!!


you have to catch them first......
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: joesgti on February 02, 2011, 04:21:02 pm
.... but how about changing it a bit to hold the criminals accountable !!!


you have to catch them first......

 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:

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Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Greeners on February 02, 2011, 04:47:03 pm
Scruffy chav get!!  :grin:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: joesgti on February 02, 2011, 04:53:12 pm
 :grin: :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Eccie on February 02, 2011, 05:43:14 pm
Thought I'd have a look on the site and............ if it's correct then I may sleep tonight :wink:

I would think the 2 ASB's were to do with the snow or sledding :grin:

All crime and ASB 4

Burglary 1
Anti-social behaviour 2
Robbery 0
Vehicle crime 1
Violent crime 0
Other crime 0
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Sunglasses Ron on February 02, 2011, 06:11:21 pm
All this site does for me is freeze my computer up...  :fighting:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Hurdy on February 02, 2011, 07:20:12 pm

All crime and ASB 838

Burglary 13
Anti-social behaviour 443
Robbery 7
Vehicle crime 15
Violent crime 117
Other crime 243


Figures re-adjusted for those not involving Joe :P :signLOL:

Burglary 0
Anti-social behaviour 0
Robbery 1
Vehicle crime 0
Violent crime 0
Other crime 0
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: VC on February 02, 2011, 08:36:22 pm
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Poppa Dom on February 02, 2011, 08:51:23 pm
 :signLOL:  :signLOL:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: Gti_Mad on February 02, 2011, 09:26:18 pm
All crime and ASB 232 
 
Burglary 7 
Anti-social behaviour 110 
Robbery 3 
Vehicle crime 26 
Violent crime 25
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: joesgti on February 02, 2011, 10:50:28 pm

All crime and ASB 838

Burglary 13
Anti-social behaviour 443
Robbery 7
Vehicle crime 15
Violent crime 117
Other crime 243


Figures re-adjusted for those not involving Joe :P :signLOL:

Burglary 0
Anti-social behaviour 0
Robbery 1
Vehicle crime 0
Violent crime 0
Other crime 0

:P :P :innocent:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: ILoveTuna on February 02, 2011, 11:31:06 pm
All crime and ASB 6

Burglary 1
Anti-social behaviour 2
Robbery 0
Vehicle crime 0
Violent crime 0
Other crime 3

Not too bad no robbery or vehicle crime....  :happy2:
Title: Re: www.police.uk
Post by: SO8 on February 03, 2011, 12:06:12 am
.... but how about changing it a bit to hold the criminals accountable !!!


you have to catch them first......

 :grin: