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Title: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Boothy on February 09, 2011, 02:45:11 pm
After my last batch of sperm was defective VC very kindly posted me some more out for me to reapply. They arrived this morning and low and behold he had sent me a bigger than average batch of sperm! So much so that I have been able to donate some of my sperm to the wife and even a lovely young lady at work who specifically requested a batch of my sperm!
 Anyway, after being called chicken by a certain member I decided that I should apply my sperm in style........... :laugh:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi614.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt224%2FBOOTHMEISTER%2FIMAG0125.jpg&hash=ebd6ff516a6d246cd43d4d00339b7a581d0f438c)
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: gulfstream11 on February 09, 2011, 02:46:45 pm
Quality...  :happy2:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: joesgti on February 09, 2011, 02:48:34 pm
 :signLOL: :signLOL:

we need to see your sperm on the lovely young lady at work.  :party:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: apollo13 on February 09, 2011, 02:49:31 pm
 :congrats:

Nice one, very tastefully applied  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Hedge on February 09, 2011, 02:51:07 pm
Yes VC has supplied me lots of extra sperm with my additional stickers. Both to be used internally I would like to add.

External sperm is fine but internal's where its at.  :star: :pomppomp:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: jeynesey on February 09, 2011, 02:54:32 pm
Yes VC has supplied me lots of extra sperm with my additional stickers. Both to be used internally I would like to add.

External sperm is fine but internal's where its at.  :star: :pomppomp:

 :grin: :grin: :grin: :congrats:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: VC on February 09, 2011, 02:56:36 pm
 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:

fyi

the sperm on their own can be used either internally or externally as they are reversable  :happy2:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: matsu on February 09, 2011, 02:57:11 pm
And this is why I spend far too much time on here! :signLOL:
Class thread!!
My sticker not on yet. Too busy or Ill to get the car clean enough.
Think thats where mine will go tho!
Matsu
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Boothy on February 09, 2011, 02:57:45 pm
:signLOL: :signLOL:

we need to see your sperm on the lovely young lady at work.  :party:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi614.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt224%2FBOOTHMEISTER%2Fsperm.jpg&hash=3b7402cd5bc690dfa8b85bd80f978bc4206fb96a)
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Hedge on February 09, 2011, 02:58:28 pm
Might have to have some sperm on the corners of my headlights.  :drool:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: joesgti on February 09, 2011, 03:00:27 pm
 :signLOL: :signLOL:

Im still waiting for my sperm to arrive.

But il just add that i disagree with Hedge on this one, i like to spread my sperm all over the exterior.  :innocent:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Hedge on February 09, 2011, 03:02:21 pm
But il just add that i disagree with Hedge on this one, i like to spread my sperm all over the exterior.  :innocent:

Hey I didn't say it was a bad thing each to their own.

Looking forward to seeing your sperm Joe.  :jumpmove:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: VC on February 09, 2011, 03:05:05 pm
 :grin: (https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fserve.mysmiley.net%2Fadult%2Fsperm.gif&hash=3dbb0cf585a41daac5ba67a3b1760e492929b3e2)
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Saint Steve on February 09, 2011, 03:49:28 pm
After my last batch of sperm was defective VC very kindly posted me some more out for me to reapply. They arrived this morning and low and behold he had sent me a bigger than average batch of sperm! So much so that I have been able to donate some of my sperm to the wife and even a lovely young lady at work who specifically requested a batch of my sperm!
 Anyway, after being called chicken by a certain member I decided that I should apply my sperm in style........... :laugh:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi614.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ftt224%2FBOOTHMEISTER%2FIMAG0125.jpg&hash=ebd6ff516a6d246cd43d4d00339b7a581d0f438c)

oh man!!! you have testicals of Iron :signLOL: :signLOL:. i take it back  :laugh:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: VC on February 09, 2011, 03:52:07 pm
so youre a taker?
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Hedge on February 09, 2011, 04:01:37 pm
so youre a taker?

He is  :wink:

Only gay if you push back though, apparently.  :booty: :love:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Saint Steve on February 09, 2011, 04:07:47 pm
so youre a taker?

 :star:

Just fitted mine just now, but i have a lower sperm count then Boothy's never ending supply :laugh:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: joesgti on February 09, 2011, 04:19:24 pm
so youre a taker?

 :star:

Just fitted mine just now, but i have a lower sperm count then Boothy's never ending supply :laugh:

whereve u put it?
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Saint Steve on February 09, 2011, 04:20:39 pm
Same as Boothy's mate. Forum sticker is under it.
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Hedge on February 09, 2011, 04:31:59 pm
So are you an external man as well Steve?
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: cmdrfire on February 09, 2011, 05:21:08 pm
WTH is this?!
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Saint Steve on February 09, 2011, 05:31:51 pm
So are you an external man as well Steve?

Its safer outside, and less agro for many years Ian :signLOL:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Hedge on February 09, 2011, 05:46:05 pm
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: rich83 on February 09, 2011, 05:58:55 pm
Haha.. that is brilliant!  :signLOL:

Gonna be fitting mine tomorrow!
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Thor on February 09, 2011, 06:06:40 pm
Got mine in the post today.  :happy2: Thanks VC

Love the extra sperm boothy  :grin:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: rich83 on February 09, 2011, 06:10:55 pm
Did anyone else get an iDub (apple rip off) sticker too?  :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: VC on February 09, 2011, 06:12:16 pm
Did anyone else get an iDub (apple rip off) sticker too?  :popcornsoda:

everyone did  :wink:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: rich83 on February 09, 2011, 06:13:00 pm
Did anyone else get an iDub (apple rip off) sticker too?  :popcornsoda:

everyone did  :wink:

 :happy2:
Excellent! Is it an external sticker?
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: VC on February 09, 2011, 06:18:34 pm
some went out external and some internal

as you look at it with the backing paper on if it reads correctly then its external, if its mirrored then its internal  :happy2:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: rich83 on February 09, 2011, 06:23:26 pm
Ok... so avery logo facing me it reads idub... so internal? (sorry im a bit slow!)
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: VC on February 09, 2011, 06:29:51 pm
yeah  :smiley:

its three layered, avery blue backing paper, the decal and then application paper (resembles masking tape)

you remove the avery paper, position the decal, smooth over and then remove the application paper

so as you look through the application paper it will be reversed, look through the avery paper in the light and its the correct way and youve got an internal  :happy2:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: rich83 on February 09, 2011, 06:31:27 pm
 :happy2:

Thanks!
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: gulfstream11 on February 09, 2011, 07:40:46 pm
I have a low sperm count.... :sad1:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fy131%2FGulfstream11%2F05022011455.jpg&hash=79e0ca0aeee4a3eeee5ff17830c64d306abaf485)
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: Hedge on February 09, 2011, 08:05:42 pm
I have a low sperm count.... :sad1:


Bless.  :love:

Maybe if you ask VC nicely he will shower you with some additional sperm.  :party: :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Masdubation - Sperm!
Post by: theo on February 09, 2011, 08:13:12 pm
I'm sporting a low sperm count too! I got passed today by a fellow sperm on the back of a yellow Corrado!