MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: Saint Steve on February 10, 2011, 07:03:46 am
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£50!!!!!!!!
Anyone else had experience :innocent:
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No but I'll try anything once :wink: :laugh:
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Does she come with it :wink:
Would make for an interesting conversation when showing people round the house....
"This is the bedroom and that's for me and the wife to practise our Gymnastics!!" :signLOL:
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and here was my wondering what to get mrs cherry for valentines (https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fserve.mysmiley.net%2Fanimated%2Fanim_26.gif&hash=cafe0e326c098d04116d8fcd80484a66fd869d2a)
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LMAO at this!! :grin:
Steve, are you actually planning on getting one of these!! :signLOL: :signLOL:
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I am making enquirys :party:
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clearly the leather option can be wiped down... but are the fur ones machine washable? :grin:
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The "Optional Thigh Banger attachment" :signLOL:
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I'm sure there are endless puns in here but I doubt my diy skills would make this safe. My mrs would end up on coming down to earth with a bump. :grin:
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My mrs would end up on coming down to earth with a bump. :grin:
....I think you meant to write that it would make your missus feel the earth move.
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Anyone else had experience :innocent:
....You have let the cat out of bag and informed us all that you already have experienced one of these toys!
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Steve - have you left yourself logged in while at work? :signLOL:
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No what I expected to see when I clicked the link!
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Steve - have you left yourself logged in while at work? :signLOL:
I'm at wembley stadium all day Ian, pocket forum today :P
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I'm at wembley stadium all day
I take it that the structure of Wembley stadium is strong enough to take the weight of Wall Banger activity, Steve?
I hope your ladders are long enough.
How's the missus? Feeling even better now I hope. :evilgrin:
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@ robin..... Still swinging when I left her at 5.30 this morning :chicken:
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@ robin..... Still swinging when I left her at 5.30 this morning :chicken:
That fine 'cause I didn't leave until 2:30 this afternoon. :signLOL:
What were you looking for Steve, when you found this? You could always attach it to the Kids swings in the garden!! :jumping:
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I'd have to have some steels put in the ceiling if I bought one of those.
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I'd have to have some steels put in the ceiling if I bought one of those.
So brave. Lets hope she doesn't read this. :scared: :laugh:
[EDIT: Can't type :ashamed:]
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Did you get a message/call of her earlier?? She was gonna drop you a line.
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Did you get a message/call of her earlier?? She was gonna drop you a line.
Nope. :confused:
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I'd have to have some steels put in the ceiling if I bought one of those.
You must have Balls made of Adamantium :laugh: :laugh:
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So to recap, in the last few days you have posted links to Penis Pumps and now sex swings............. :confused:
Do you need a hand out of the closet? :pomppomp:
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May be it's cos i'm an engineer, but the first thing i thought was 'your gonna need to make sure thats fixed well into the ceiling'. Imagine trying to explain it in A&E if it crashed to the floor :grin: :grin:
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Don't panic Nathan, I'm just trying new things :wink:
Variety is the spice of life :evilgrin:
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pornhub > sex swing > WIN :star: :star:
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May be it's cos i'm an engineer, but the first thing i thought was 'your gonna need to make sure thats fixed well into the ceiling'. Imagine trying to explain it in A&E if it crashed to the floor :grin: :grin:
....And that somehow you ended up in A&E still tangled up in it! :laugh: "Oh, it's a special parachute"
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It would need fastening up like the Forth road bridge if Steve was going to use it! :P :signLOL:
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@ robin..... Still swinging when I left her at 5.30 this morning :chicken:
:congrats:
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It would need fastening up like the Forth road bridge if Steve was going to use it! :P :signLOL:
Cheers John, just off to buy some more Scotch eggs and Pork pies :laugh:
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keep it out of sight of my son in law... he's young and impressionable :laugh:
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It would need fastening up like the Forth road bridge if Steve was going to use it! :P :signLOL:
Cheers John, just off to buy some more Scotch eggs and Pork pies :laugh:
Thought you'd already eaten them all :signLOL:
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keep it out of sight of my son in law... he's young and impressionable :laugh:
....It obviously runs in all your family :evilgrin:
You have a daughter old enough to be married!? :surprised:
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No she's only 8 lol but mrs cherry arranged some sort of marraige with Steves boy at last years inters :signLOL:
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No she's only 8 lol but mrs cherry arranged some sort of marraige with Steves boy at last years inters :signLOL:
....Ah, that must be what swelled the coffers of your Landy project.
Those females are so keen to get males hitched aren't they! No shame about how young and impressionable either.
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No she's only 8 lol but mrs cherry arranged some sort of marraige with Steves boy at last years inters :signLOL:
When can i send him down to you!! :signLOL: :signLOL:
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you going to carbon wrap this one ?
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you going to carbon wrap this one ?
No john, that stuff shrinks, wouldnt be any good for this application.
Gonna see if i can get my harness done in Blue though :wink:
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No she's only 8 lol but mrs cherry arranged some sort of marraige with Steves boy at last years inters :signLOL:
:grin: I remember that! Don't think Steve's son was too happy! :signLOL: