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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: VC on March 18, 2011, 05:45:07 pm

Title: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: VC on March 18, 2011, 05:45:07 pm: Got your ticket/s for tonights euromillions draw yet? :pomppomp:

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/

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Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: damo666 on March 18, 2011, 05:59:04 pm: Forgot to get one on way to work :sad1:

...but my lovely t'other half as picked me one up :happy2:
Fingers crossed :drool:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: parks on March 18, 2011, 06:02:03 pm: A ticket each or share the winnings?
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: JJ on March 18, 2011, 06:04:24 pm: Thanks for the heads up. Will pop out for a ticket in a minute.

If anyone on here wins, I'll be your bestest mate forever!
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Creatz on March 18, 2011, 06:15:14 pm: thanx for the reminder :happy2:

just bought mine online
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: damo666 on March 18, 2011, 06:17:40 pm: Quote from: parks on March 18, 2011, 06:02:03 pm
A ticket each or share the winnings?
Ticket each lmao :grin:
'don't wanna be told how to spend it' :happy2:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Poverty on March 18, 2011, 06:23:40 pm: We should make a mk5gti syndicate!
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: VC on March 18, 2011, 06:24:03 pm: Quote from: Poverty on March 18, 2011, 06:23:40 pm
We should make a mk5gti syndicate!

:popcornsoda:

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/help/syndicates.ftl
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: damo666 on March 18, 2011, 06:29:06 pm: Quote from: Very Cherry on March 18, 2011, 06:24:03 pm
Quote from: Poverty on March 18, 2011, 06:23:40 pm
We should make a mk5gti syndicate!

:popcornsoda:

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/p/help/syndicates.ftl

Cool beans :happy2:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Hurdy on March 18, 2011, 09:31:16 pm: If the forumites won the jackpot, then there wouldn't be anyone left on here as they would all be on the Porsche/Ferrari/McLaren owners club sites :laugh:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Gene Hunt on March 18, 2011, 09:35:19 pm: Did mine on line,fingers crossed :innocent:,but i won't hold my breath. Won 80.00 quid on the works bonus ball the other week tho :jumping:.
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: SteveS on March 18, 2011, 09:46:31 pm: bought. i deserve to win the sh*t i been dealing with.. lol.. :star:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Hurdy on March 19, 2011, 01:01:36 am: OMG!!!

Next Jackpot £117,000,000!!!!!
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: rich83 on March 19, 2011, 01:18:19 am: Quote from: Hurdy on March 18, 2011, 09:31:16 pm
If the forumites won the jackpot, then there wouldn't be anyone left on here as they would all be on the Porsche/Ferrari/McLaren owners club sites :laugh:

So true!
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: VC on March 19, 2011, 11:11:13 am: thats an insane jackpot :jumping:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: PDT on March 19, 2011, 11:39:24 am: I won!

4 numbers = £17.10 cost me £16 in tickets though, need ideas on what to spend my £1.10 winnings on now....
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Hurdy on March 19, 2011, 11:58:39 am: Quote from: PDT on March 19, 2011, 11:39:24 am
I won!
4 numbers = £17.10 cost me £16 in tickets though, need ideas on what to spend my £1.10 winnings on now....

A pack of Cadbury's Mini eggs or just over half another Eurolottery ticket :happy2:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: VC on March 19, 2011, 12:03:01 pm: A cadburys picnic, a drifter and a pack of strawberry bubbalicious :smiley:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on March 19, 2011, 01:13:15 pm: :grin:
Title: Re: 90 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: PDT on March 19, 2011, 03:49:36 pm: Spent the winnings on 1/6th of a multipack of Heineken :drinking:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: VC on March 24, 2011, 10:23:05 am: reminder for this week :happy2:

£117,000,000.00

:jumping: :jumping: :jumping:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 10:28:12 am: Can you just imagine going to the Cash Machine to get a mini statement with that in the bank :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Britishlion on March 24, 2011, 10:59:02 am: Can you imagine calling family and saying, urm ! I need to tell you something ! :grin: :grin:

I wonder how many extra "family" would come out of the woodwork.

You would be richer than Beckham's !
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: VC on March 24, 2011, 11:13:41 am: Quote from: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 10:28:12 am
Can you just imagine going to the Cash Machine to get a mini statement with that in the bank :grin: :grin:

with that kind of cash "my people" would do menial tasks like that for me as i'd be too busy partying with the dallas cowboy cheerleaders in my penthouse suite at Caesars Palace celebrating whilst waiting for my malibu mansion getting built and stocked with cars

...just sayin

:grin:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: wigit on March 24, 2011, 11:45:24 am: mrs w was looking at suitable ~~houses~~estates yesterday just in case the numbers came up, i feel a cat recue centre would also be part of her plan

i'd also relish walking into barclays saying i'd like to close my account :evilgrin:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: tony_danza on March 24, 2011, 11:54:43 am: I'd insist on no media, load up my close family and friends' bank accounts, pack the bags and disappear around the world with the missus until it all calmed down.
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 11:59:11 am: I've already got it all sorted.

No Media whatsoever, I'd split the £17m between family (and that's immediate family not the family i never knew i had), Me and the wife would have £20m each to do with whatever we wanted (mine would involve VIP tickets to every F1GP for the rest of my life), £10m on houses & cars and £50m in the bank to live off.

My ID Card would posted back to work with a post-it attached saying "with £117m you aint going to find me. Donate my pension to charity" :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: SteveS on March 24, 2011, 12:49:53 pm: Well i guess no one won then :(
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 12:51:02 pm: The draw isn't until tomorrow :pomppomp:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Britishlion on March 24, 2011, 12:54:42 pm: Quote from: SteveS on March 24, 2011, 12:49:53 pm
Well i guess no one won then :(
:jumpmove: :jumpmove: :jumpmove: :jumpmove: :jumpmove:

GET BUYING YOUR TICKETS !
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Britishlion on March 24, 2011, 12:57:05 pm: Quote from: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 11:59:11 am
I've already got it all sorted.

No Media whatsoever, I'd split the £17m between family (and that's immediate family not the family i never knew i had), Me and the wife would have £20m each to do with whatever we wanted (mine would involve VIP tickets to every F1GP for the rest of my life), £10m on houses & cars and £50m in the bank to live off.

My ID Card would posted back to work with a post-it attached saying "with £117m you aint going to find me. Donate my pension to charity" :grin: :grin:

Hate to tell you this but with those sorts of assets (the monetary assets !) they would find you pretty quick.

Unless of course you transfered it to me and i would "hold it" for you to throw those pesky Red Caps off the scent !

:popcornsoda: :popcornsoda: :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 01:06:16 pm: Not with a non disclosure swiss bank account they wouldn't :evilgrin:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Hedge on March 24, 2011, 01:16:48 pm: Quote from: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 01:06:16 pm
Not with a non disclosure swiss bank account they wouldn't :evilgrin:

Ok Jason Bourne. :grin:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 01:59:31 pm: Quote from: Hedge on March 24, 2011, 01:16:48 pm
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 01:06:16 pm
Not with a non disclosure swiss bank account they wouldn't :evilgrin:

Ok Jason Bourne. :grin:

Jason Bourne is a limp wristed slack jawed faggot.

I much prefer to be likened to this chap who is a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus......Just like me

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:laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Janner_Sy on March 24, 2011, 07:17:06 pm: i thought you were more Gold member
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Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 24, 2011, 10:57:16 pm: It's a Keeper :laugh:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Ifti on March 25, 2011, 12:51:38 pm: Just bought my 2 tickets - Im confident one of them is the winner...... :signLOL:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: DaveB@Vagbremtechnic on March 25, 2011, 01:43:46 pm: That would make you wrong as I have the winning ticket in my pocket you see...... :wink:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: VC on March 25, 2011, 01:44:06 pm: 4 lots of numbers and 4 lucky dips

It shall be mine.....

...oh yes

...it shall be mine :laugh:

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Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: damo666 on March 25, 2011, 06:40:59 pm: 2x lucky dips for me,
Price of a sh*tty pint these days :drinking:
:signLOL:

Everything crossed :happy2:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Creatz on March 25, 2011, 07:09:46 pm: £4 a pint :surprised: where you drinking, spearmint rhino :evilgrin: :jumpmove:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: damo666 on March 25, 2011, 07:36:46 pm: Quote from: Creatz on March 25, 2011, 07:09:46 pm
£4 a pint :surprised: where you drinking, spearmint rhino :evilgrin: :jumpmove:
Mwa ha ha :drool: :drool:
:booty:
:signLOL:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Creatz on March 25, 2011, 07:41:14 pm: well i dont have a ticket now because the pathetic website payment system was down ! :confused:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: JJ on March 25, 2011, 07:44:27 pm: Quote from: Creatz on March 25, 2011, 07:41:14 pm
well i dont have a ticket now because the pathetic website payment system was down ! :confused:

It wasn't doing it for me either so had to leg it down tesco where there was a queue out of the door for the Lottery machine!
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 25, 2011, 08:02:22 pm: That's why I always get 4 weeks at a time online and renew as soon as it runs out. Shame it won't let you do direct debit like I do for the normal lottery.
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: chungE on March 25, 2011, 09:22:04 pm: Got mine and with the syndicate at work! Gotta win something!
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 25, 2011, 10:41:21 pm: Well it was won by 1 Lucky ticket holder in the UK :popcornsoda:

But i will be going back to work :sad1: :sad1:
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: Ifti on March 25, 2011, 11:01:53 pm: Lottery site says 2 winners, neither of them in the UK.....

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/euromillions/results/prizeBreakdown.ftl
Title: Re: 117 MILLION POUNDS!!!!
Post by: vRS Carl on March 25, 2011, 11:06:47 pm: Quote from: Ifti on March 25, 2011, 11:01:53 pm
Lottery site says 2 winners, neither of them in the UK.....

https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/euromillions/results/prizeBreakdown.ftl

Bloody women. The wife told me it was one ticket holder from the UK. She was only reading about the £113m winner :laugh: