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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: Janner_Sy on April 18, 2011, 07:39:35 pm

Title: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: Janner_Sy on April 18, 2011, 07:39:35 pm

Ive had my census form send back to me.

In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?",

I put:

"Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable barstewardss, all the people who go on Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, RBS and half of eastern europe.


Apparently this wasnt an acceptable answer

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: Gti_Mad on April 18, 2011, 07:41:27 pm

^^^^^ PMSL

now thats funny dude  :happy2:

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: vRS Carl on April 18, 2011, 07:42:13 pm

Had that (with a few added bits :wink:) 8 times today in text messages  :laugh:

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: rich83 on April 18, 2011, 07:44:16 pm

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: Saint Steve on April 18, 2011, 07:48:25 pm

Quote from: Janner_Sy on April 18, 2011, 07:39:35 pm

Ive had my census form send back to me.

In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependants?",

I put:

"Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable barstewardss, all the people who go on Jeremy Kyle, Northern Rock, RBS and half of eastern europe.


Apparently this wasnt an acceptable answer

That same paragraph has been doing the rounds on facebook :P

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: MAT ED30 on April 18, 2011, 07:56:57 pm

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: Andy on April 18, 2011, 09:18:09 pm

i had to fill mine out on line as thier wasn't enough room with my tribe :signLOL:

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: cmdrfire on April 18, 2011, 10:47:06 pm

@OP, LMAO, that's outstanding  :signLOL:

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: leetdi22 on April 25, 2011, 07:34:21 pm

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: just had my Census returned to me
Post by: keith on April 25, 2011, 08:08:22 pm

They turned up at my door because I hadn't returned mine, some of the questions are a bit flippin nosey. wife had done half for me already but had to stand on the doorstep and fill the rest in, the woman wasn't happy that the missus did half at which point the door was closed :fighting: