MK5 Golf GTI
General => Shows, Events and Meets => Old Event Details => Topic started by: JKM on March 09, 2009, 02:00:48 pm
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Hi All,
Further to the feeler last month I am pleased to announce that we will be holding a Rolling Road Day for the MK5GolfGTI.forum on Saturday April 18th 2009.
Details below:
Date: Saturday 18th April starting at 09:00am
Minimum of 10 cars - Maximum of around 25 cars.
Reduced costs of just £30 per car for 3 back to back runs (Normally £57.50)- cash preferred on the day to speed payments up.
Our dyno is a 2 wheel drive dyno so 2 wheel drive cars only please and preferrably front wheel drive.
The dyno has a small ramp which leads up to it. Any cars which are very low will not get on the dyno. Please check with us first if you are unsure.
You will receive a colour print out of the best run.
Free Tea/coffee/Biscuits will provided all day
For those of you who have never been we always have a great day.
Past results etc can be found here: http://www.jkm.org.uk/performance/GalleryRollingroad.htm
If you have any questions/queries please ask and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
Our location is as follows:
JKM Motor Services Ltd
Bolde Close
Copnor
Portsmouth
Hampshire
PO3 5RD
For all those planning to come, please copy and paste the list below and add your name and car details to it.
Look forward to seeing you all
Runners
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2.
3.
Etc:
Kind Regards
Kate
(Many Thanks to RedRobin for the image :happy2:)
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I am there!! :happy2: Bourbans Kate :love:
Runners
1.Phil Mcavity
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3.
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1.Phil Mcavity
2. CocoPops
3.
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We are looking to hold our 3rd forum meet around this time at a rolling road venue :smiley:, but somewhere nearer the middle of the country so more members can attend hope it doesnt clash. It would be nice if we could get the 2 half's of the country together for a big rolling road day, then all the doubting thomas'es can shout from the roof tops or go and hide for a few weeks. :jumpmove:
Cool... :driver:
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I've just been. No point in going again unless I've modded.
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1. Phil Mcavity
2. CocoPops
3. RedRobin
Just changed my F-setting today following Jim's advice and so it'll be useful to see the AFR plot.
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well gaz was saying on sunday that the guy at prosport is wanting to do another RR day and will donate ALL the money to charity. thats a decent guy for ya :happy2: :happy2:
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Yeah I am up for the one at Prosport fo sure!! No point in putting mine on the dyno but if the money is going to charity it's going on! :happy2:
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Well im going to jkm whether its a forum meet or not tbh,Im sure a few guys from the midlands could swallow a 2hr drive south instead of a 2 hour ride north.
Its too far for me to go to Madchester to go on rollers as i expect the guys from there will say the same for a trip south which is totally understandable.
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Just changed my F-setting today following Jim's advice and so it'll be useful to see the AFR plot.
Could you elaborate RR? :smiley:
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1. Phil Mcavity
2. CocoPops
3. RedRobin
4. Garethmk1
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Just changed my F-setting today following Jim's advice and so it'll be useful to see the AFR plot.
Could you elaborate RR?
....I've forgotten what he said but it made sense at the time and I trust his advice.
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i looking for 240bhp this time out after hitting 236.3 last time out, with the milly and Green cotton filter, or if not higher hp, better torque as she feels alot better since the Mod.
Is Chris coming ??? WHITEGTI, Or are you due another timely puncture mate?! :wink:
My friend Spencer with his Black Ed30 stage 1 revo, told me he's coming along aswell, and will be regesturing on this here website shortly.
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if it was closer... lol
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i looking for 240bhp this time out after hitting 236.3 last time out, with the milly and Green cotton filter, or if not higher hp, better torque as she feels alot better since the Mod.
Is Chris coming ??? WHITEGTI, Or are you due another timely puncture mate?! :wink:
My friend Spencer with his Black Ed30 stage 1 revo, told me he's coming along aswell, and will be regesturing on this here website shortly.
I swear that the puncture fairy is out to get me!!!!! Should I risk it and say that I am coming to this - and perhaps get another puncture!!!?? I don't know! I'll see nearer the time I think :smiley: :jumpmove:
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if it was closer... lol
Gods sake man, you are 1hr 30 mins to Portsmouth even with your style of driving!!!!!,
Come on mate :driver:
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Gah! I was gonna come down and visit anyway but I'm working that weekend. 12-hr shift too! :sad:
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I will come down, but will not be on the rollers. Wont be staying too long, off away on the monday for a couple of months.
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1. Phil Mcavity
2. CocoPops
3. RedRobin
4. Garethmk1
5. kharekatoh
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if it was closer... lol
Gods sake man, you are 1hr 30 mins to Portsmouth even with your style of driving!!!!!,
Come on mate :driver:
according to google maps: 79.3 mi – about 1 hour 40 mins,
i wonder if they could fit a boost guage for me at the same time... ?? :ashamed:
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im sure they will steve. Give kate a ring :happy2:
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If it was like the other forum RR day, they don't do any work on cars... workshop is closed.
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If it was like the other forum RR day, they don't do any work on cars... workshop is closed.
Yeah your right there I think CocoPops! They simply dont have the time to do any work on a busy RR day!
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maybe depends how many are turning up ? if its 20+ then yes, but if 10 perhaps there's time?? , no harm in asking,
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If it was like the other forum RR day, they don't do any work on cars... workshop is closed.
^^^^ Correct - Workshop closed on weekends.
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Update to list:
1. Phil Mcavity
2. CocoPops
3. RedRobin
4. Garethmk1
5. kharekatoh
6. dieselhead1 (JKM Customer)
Only need a few more to make this a go ahead for you guys.
Kind Regards
Kate
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Just changed my F-setting today following Jim's advice and so it'll be useful to see the AFR plot.
Could you elaborate RR?
got to find out what could be causing it!!
....I've forgotten what he said but it made sense at the time and I trust his advice.
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my afr drops right to the bottom of the graph on mine - is running super rich (way below 9...) thats in stock and APR map and MRC tuning map....
thanks robin - had it quoted by accident lol
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duncan - I think you forgot to post what you wanted to say! :confused:
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asked, and as stated, the workshop is shut, so i cant justify the trip just for a rr.. so have fun :happy2:
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Updated list:
1. Phil Mcavity
2. CocoPops -
3. RedRobin -
4. Garethmk1
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. veedubgti16v
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Hi All,
I have an updated list for you. Can you let me know if those that are on the list can still make it. I can then confirm the day
1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Garethmk1 - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. veedubgti16v -
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
Thanks
Kate
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Nice 1, K88 :happy2:
I'm curious what a Mk7 Polo GTI is though.
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Nice 1, K88 :happy2:
I'm curious what a Mk7 Polo GTI is though.
new age polo gti, 1.8t 150bhp std. :smiley:
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Still growing :smiley:
1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Garethmk1 - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. veedubgti16v -
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VW Golf VR6
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Still growing :smiley:
1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Garethmk1 - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. veedubgti16v -
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VW Golf VR6
Don't forget little old me in my FB t-shirt! Not on the road, but chatting and drinking tea, and eating biscuits, best get some decent ones in, Bourbons are the preferred................
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Great! It'll be good to see you again, stokey :happy2:
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Don't forget little old me in my FB t-shirt! Not on the road, but chatting and drinking tea, and eating biscuits, best get some decent ones in, Bourbons are the preferred................
:grin: Bourbons will be available :happy2:
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Tip Top!
:happy2: :happy2:
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:grin: Bourbons will be available :happy2:
....You certainly know the way to a man's heart, Kate - Through his stomach! :love:
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:grin: Bourbons will be available :happy2:
....You certainly know the way to a man's heart, Kate - Through his stomach! :love:
:party: :party:
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I am there!! :happy2: Bourbans Kate :love:
Runners
1.Phil Mcavity
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No wonder the XXL T-shirt Phil....................................
:signLOL: :signLOL:
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Those Bourbans Dave have MY NAME on them :laugh:
1st to arrive gets to fill his face :wink:
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Those Bourbans Dave have MY NAME on them :laugh:
1st to arrive gets to fill his face :wink:
Oh Twiggy, you reckon do you.......................
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I AM the Fat one :wink
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Bah, I'd have come to this and bought expensive stuff but I've got exams coming up so I can't really >< Might still pop by...
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Bah - I'll still be out of the country.
Don't eat all of the Bourbons tubby!!! :evilgrin:
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Bah - I'll still be out of the country.
Don't eat all of the Bourbons tubby!!! :evilgrin:
I think he must be talking to you Phil! (Twiggy)...............................
:laugh: :grin: :happy2:
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thats ok, ill just kick his arse when he comes back :laugh:
:party: now off to the biscuit cuboard :happy2:
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:party: now off to the biscuit cuboard :happy2:
.... :surprised: Most people have a biscuit tin, you have a biscuit cupboard!! :surprised:
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:party: now off to the biscuit cuboard :happy2:
.... :surprised: Most people have a biscuit tin, you have a biscuit cupboard!! :surprised:
I have a naughty cuboard Robin, which houses the Biscuits and chocolate :wink: 1st on my shopping list :wink:
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I think he must be talking to you Phil! (Twiggy)...............................
:laugh: :grin: :happy2:
Oh so im now known as twiggy, thats ok Basket case.... think about it :wink: :happy2:
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Most people have a biscuit tin, you have a biscuit cupboard!! :surprised:
*falls from chair laughing*
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Kate! You better get plenty in! Pleeeeeease :love:
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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Welcome to Fat - Phil - fighters..................
How Many Calories in Bourbon Biscuit
Table 1 shows calories in 100g of Bourbon Biscuit and its nutrition information.
Table 1 - Calorie and Nutrition Values for 100g of Bourbon Biscuit Calories 482
Protein 5
Carbohydrate 66
Fat 22
Fibre 3.4
Alcohol 0
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You don't believe this info will put Phil off Bourbons do you, stokey?
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Not a chance Robin, sadly............................ Not a chance!
Mr Mccavity Creosote is beyond help.......................
Around 4 mins in is great............ A wafffer thin mint?
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:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :signLOL:
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I will only know if im working that weekend a couple of days before so cant commit now - can i join in late notice or do you need exact numbers now?
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I will only know if im working that weekend a couple of days before so cant commit now - can i join in late notice or do you need exact numbers now?
....It's only a possible problem if you are already on the list and the numbers drop below 10.
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I will only know if im working that weekend a couple of days before so cant commit now - can i join in late notice or do you need exact numbers now?
....It's only a possible problem if you are already on the list and the numbers drop below 10.
am not on the list - didnt want to mess up the numbers if i suddenly had to pull out - thought it best to wait until i know 100% if i can make it or not
would like to see what the car is putting out with the new remap - but then will be really pissed off if the numbers are low :laugh:
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am not on the list - didnt want to mess up the numbers if i suddenly had to pull out - thought it best to wait until i know 100% if i can make it or not
....That's both very considerate and helpful :happy2: - Cheers :drinking:
would like to see what the car is putting out with the new remap - but then will be really pissed off if the numbers are low :laugh:
....No, don't be pissed off if your numbers don't meet your expectations. The curve shapes and data are far more important. JKM's dyno has the reputation of being slightly 'pessimistic' when compared to some others but I prefer to use the term 'realistic'. All rolling-road sessions are a bit of a lottery.
It's a good idea to use the same dyno to make meaningful comparisons of how your car is running.
Hope to see you there :happy2:
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This weekend Guys, get your name down, cheap rolling road price and Free Tea and Biscuits!!....... :happy2:
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Updated List so far. Running Order to be annouced on Friday.
1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Garethmk1 - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. sharpey - mk4 2.0 gti
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VWGolf VR6
12. alexs1.8t mk4 1.8t
13. p6urobmw - mk4golf 1.8T
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Sorry guys, had leave cancelled in work ... long story ... not going to be able to attend. :sad: :sad: :sad:
Sorry guys,
Gareth :happy2:
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Sorry guys, had leave cancelled in work ... long story ... not going to be able to attend. :sad: :sad: :sad:
Sorry guys,
Gareth :happy2:
Sorry to hear that. Hope you don't mind if I take your place.
1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. sharpey - mk4 2.0 gti
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VWGolf VR6
12. alexs1.8t mk4 1.8t
13. p6urobmw - mk4golf 1.8T
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nice one hedge , look foward to seeing you there :wink:
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Is there still room for one more :laugh: Would love to come along. Mk5 VW ED30
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Yes of course there is plenty of room still. I have added you to the list:
1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. sharpey - mk4 2.0 gti
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VWGolf VR6
12. alexs1.8t mk4 1.8t
13. p6urobmw - mk4golf 1.8T
14. DomT - MK5 VW ED30
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am not on the list - didnt want to mess up the numbers if i suddenly had to pull out - thought it best to wait until i know 100% if i can make it or not
would like to see what the car is putting out with the new remap - but then will be really pissed off if the numbers are low :laugh:
....Don't worry if you don't know soon enough to make the list - Just turn up on time and you'll get a dyno run.
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Is there still room for one more :laugh: Would love to come along. Mk5 VW ED30
Look foward to seeing you DomT :happy2:
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I'll come :happy2: I'm not scared of doing 135 miles/2 hrs 40 mins :grin:
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1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. sharpey - mk4 2.0 gti
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VWGolf VR6
12. alexs1.8t mk4 1.8t
13. p6urobmw - mk4golf 1.8T
14. DomT - MK5 VW ED30
15. Golfgirl - Mk5 Ed30
:happy2: Have a Safe but Fun Journey :smiley:
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Don't forget Little old me.................... only coming for the Bourbons
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I'll come :happy2: I'm not scared of doing 135 miles/2 hrs 40 mins :grin:
:drinking:
Be good to see you again Golfgirl!
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1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. sharpey - mk4 2.0 gti
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VWGolf VR6
12. alexs1.8t mk4 1.8t
13. p6urobmw - mk4golf 1.8T
14. DomT - MK5 VW ED30
15. Golfgirl - Mk5 Ed30
Special Obs : -
16. stokeballoon - custom-built Bourbon-eating machine with special anti-Phil defence system, all constructed to aircraft industry standards.
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I'll come :happy2: I'm not scared of doing 135 miles/2 hrs 40 mins :grin:
:drinking:
Be good to see you again Golfgirl!
Mcavity was heard to say..................
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ROFLMAO!!.
Nice one dave, ill promise to give you the 1st biscuit in the packet ok cus its normally the broken one :wink:
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1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. sharpey - mk4 2.0 gti
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
9. Resonance -MkIV VW Golf TDI 90
10. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
11. LukeG - MK3 VWGolf VR6
12. alexs1.8t mk4 1.8t
13. p6urobmw - mk4golf 1.8T
14. DomT - MK5 VW ED30
15. Golfgirl - Mk5 Ed30
16. nb07
i can make this now as the misses is working :jumpmove:
be an early start tho 81 miles to be there at 9am :scared:
want to see my results at standard then im saving for revo :party:
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Ok, If anyone is interested in joining a convoy at Sainsburys Carpark at Hedge End. Juntion 7 M27. I shall be there at 8am if anyone wants to follow down.
If your coming from the west, its on route :wink:
Tollbar Way, Southampton, Hampshire SO30 2UH
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Okey Dokey - I can doo dat :happy2:
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Should rename the convoy, the Milltek symphony !.
Worth joining it, just to hear it!, especially your quads Robin!
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It'll be the last time you hear these quads probably :wink:
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Should rename the convoy, the Milltek symphony !.
Worth joining it, just to hear it!, especially your quads Robin!
The Miltek synphony, is a well known musical group, its got a nick name as well. It's called the drone's :evilgrin:
Sorry couldn't resist. :laugh:
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It'll be the last time you hear these quads probably :wink:
That's you and SteveP getting fed up with the drone. :chicken: :wink: :wink: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
well i am going to get chased out of here so in for a penny and all that. :innocent:
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:signLOL: milltek drone :P
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:signLOL:
Brilliant as ever, guys! :happy2:
"Milltek and the Blueflames" is quite a good name for a cool jazz band.
I don't suppose anyone is old enough to remember "Georgie Fame and the Blue Flames".
No drone on my Milltek - That disappeared many miles ago.
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No robin that's your hearing :P
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No robin that's your hearing :P
.... :signLOL: I've just nearly choked laughing! Baaastud!!
I don't feel nearly so bad about you needing a Quaife around The 'Ring post now! :fighting:
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No robin that's your hearing :P
:signLOL: :grin: :wink:
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Updated List: Running Order will be listed tomorrow.
1. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
2. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
3. RedRobin - MK VW Golf GTi
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. Dieselhead1 (JKM Customer) - Seat Leon TDi
6. sharpey - mk4 2.0 gti
7. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
8. paddeh - Bora Sport PD150
9. LukeG - MK3 VWGolf VR6
10. alexs1.8t mk4 1.8t
11. p6urobmw - mk4golf 1.8T
12. DomT – MK5 VW Golf ED30
13. Golfgirl - Mk5 Ed30
14. nb07
15. HTC – Audi A3 1.8T
16. Rye - Mk5 Golf GTi DSG
17. Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150
Plus Biscuit eating spectators very welcome :happy2:
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No robin that's your hearing :P
:signLOL: :grin: :wink:
....Did you utter something Fat Top Cat? I didn't hear you. :grin:
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Are you selling up robin??, or putting another make of system on?
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Are you selling up robin??, or putting another make of system on?
....Neither!
I'm still loving my GTI far too much to part company.
Something else Milltek.
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arhhh, a set of Brass Tubular Bells!!. I know you like your music, but blowing a tune from your rear??? :signLOL:
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Hi All,
Just an update for tomorrow. Weather looks to be sunny for us :smiley:
The running order is as follows:
1. Dieselhead1 - Seat Leon TDi
2. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
3. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. DomT – MK5 VW Golf ED30
6. Golfgirl - Mk5 Ed30
7. nb07 – MK5 VW ED30 DSG
8. RedRobin - MK5 VW Golf GTi
9. Rye - Mk5 Golf GTi DSG
10. sharpey - MK4 VW Golf 2.0 gti
11. alexs- MK4 VW Golf 1.8t
12. p6urobmw - MK 4 VW golf 1.8T
13. LukeG - MK3 VW Golf VR6
14. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
15. HTC – Audi A3 1.8T
16.Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150 (if he can make it)
Please ensure you are all here for 9am to sign in.
Look forward to seeing you all
Kate
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Great, as always, to have a laugh with you Kate just now, and so generous of you in the extreeeeeme to put aside a whole packet of Bourbons just for me :party: :party: :party: :party: You're a real sweetie! :love:
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RR smoothed his eyebrows down and said
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Eat those Bourbons RR, and you will need some grease and a long run up to get in those seats! The hairs on the back of my neck went up, felt as if someone had walked across my biscuit barrel!
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Brilliant post! :signLOL:
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he will have the Fat man to deal with aswell :party:
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I knew you would be along soon - Twiggy.
Smelt the word Bourbon, whilst peering into the bedroom of that house he has been adding Sky to!
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I knew you would be along soon - Twiggy.
Smelt the word Bourbon, whilst perving into the bedroom of that house he has been adding Sky to!
:grin: :signLOL:
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(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FRedRobin_05%2FHotties%2Fbabenextdoor_perv.jpg&hash=333ab4e61f6eadd5f19dbd7ae340637dbc9b6a64)
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(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fv211%2Fstokeballoon%2Fint_up-1.jpg&hash=9068913948182c7291e5c9cf4c134c0b91ace32c)
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the likeness is uncanny :signLOL:
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the likeness is uncanny :signLOL:
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be an early start tho 81 miles to be there at 9am :scared:
Not as early as me! I have 135 miles to do and will have to leave no later than 6.30am to ensure I get there for 9am!
My other half is currently washing my car for me as I type :happy2:
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1. Dieselhead1 - Seat Leon TDi
2. Phil Mcavity - Mk5 VW ED30
3. CocoPops - Mk5 VW ED30
4. Hedge - Mk5 VW ED30
5. DomT – MK5 VW Golf ED30
6. Golfgirl - Mk5 Ed30
7. nb07 – MK5 VW ED30 DSG
8. RedRobin - MK5 VW Golf GTi
9. Rye - Mk5 Golf GTi DSG
10. sharpey - MK4 VW Golf 2.0 gti
11. alexs- MK4 VW Golf 1.8t
12. p6urobmw - MK 4 VW golf 1.8T
13. LukeG - MK3 VW Golf VR6
14. Daveiow- Mk7 Polo Gti
15. HTC – Audi A3 1.8T
16.Jobe_rob - Mk4 VW Golf TDi150 (if he can make it)
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??. RandomJord - VW of some sort (dunno) but a Mk3 or 4
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be an early start tho 81 miles to be there at 9am :scared:
My other half is currently washing my car for me as I type :happy2:
God you have him trained well!, wish mine would :smiley:
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Remember bring a Camera :happy2:
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Have a good day tomorrow everyone! Looking forward to hearing the results ! :happy2:
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be an early start tho 81 miles to be there at 9am :scared:
My other half is currently washing my car for me as I type :happy2:
God you have him trained well!, wish mine would :smiley:
Twiggy,
That reads ever so slightly wrong............. Fishwife springs to mind!
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Dammit looks like it's gonna be an awesome turn out! I really wanted to go, even if it was just to see RR's recaros.
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Tommorows meet will be full of these people.
Bourboneers - a group of bourbon eaters
Bourber - a bourbon eater (masculine)
Bourbonette - a bourbon eater (feminine
For the benefit of those outside the bourbon distribution area, a bourbon cream is two rectangular biscuits roughly 3cm x 6cm, and 5mm in depth, on either side of an oval of chocolate goo which never spills out from the sides of the biscuit1. This chocolate invention has created many schools of thought depending on the personality of the consumer. For example:
The theosophist
Why do we eat chocolate bourbons, when they make us sick?
The competitor
How can I eat more chocolate bourbons than my friends?
The sociologist
Look at all the ways that people eat the chocolate bourbons. How quaint.
How to Eat a Chocolate Bourbon Cream
The Traditional Method
Some gorge on the bourbon in the same way you would eat, say, a digestive, though some bourbers would argue this demotes the bourbon to mere 'everyday biscuit' status and labels it fit only for dunking purposes.
Scrape Method
First, the top biscuit is removed and eaten whole. The body thinks, 'Okay, a chocolate bourbon biscuit without goo.'
The body therefore releases its own sugar rush to compensate.
Imagine the body's surprise when the bourber scrapes the goo with his/her bottom teeth.
The double rush of chocolate renders the scrape-style bourbon eater in chocolate heaven.
Once this rush is achieved the scraper will never go back to the traditional way of bourbatious mastication.
The increased glucose in the body seriously hampers said person for life2.
The Double Whammy
The bourber extracts the top biscuit layer with their teeth and consumes it, leaving the central cream layer as intact as possible.
He/she nibbles off the bottom layer of biscuit that protrudes around the cream, leaving an irregular oval of cream-on-base-biscuit.
The eater carefully snaps this remainder in half.
Licking one cream half gently, the bourber (or bourbonette) places this on top of other half, pressing lightly to adhere.
He/she carefully bites off what has now become the top layer of biscuit base.
Slowly consuming the remaining piece of base, topped as it is with a luxurious double layer of cream, it is time to...
Sigh deeply.
An enjoyable day indeed stealth, shame you cant come and help eat our feast tommorow.
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Great post, Phil!
A veritable Bourbon Fest !! :party: :jumpmove: :party: :jumpmove: :party:
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Dammit looks like it's gonna be an awesome turn out! I really wanted to go, even if it was just to see RR's recaros.
....After Tuesday they'll have carbon backs!
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^^^I've never tried 'double-stacking' bourbons. They seem to love doing this in america with oreos.
I am guilty of scraping the chocolate icing bit with my teeth.
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Just back from Jkm, great day, and good turnout. Some pics to follow :smiley:
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PIIICCCSSS!! :party: :party: :party: :party:
And where's my bourbon biscuit? :party:
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^^ nicely sat in the bottom of my belly stealth :happy2:
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We did a group shot as it was soooo popular last time out, just sifting through them as we speak.
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so who made what numbers today then??? :smiley:
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so who made what numbers today then??? :smiley:
....Phil put Bourbons in his tank! Wow!!
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yes and what a way to waste a good Buscuit! :laugh:
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Is there a list of results for this RR day?
To RR, did you see any difference in hp/torque after having your fuel mixture richened?
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To RR, did you see any difference in hp/torque after having your fuel mixture richened?
....No difference whatsoever in my bhp/torque but my AFR is now absolutely spot on what it should be and flatlines for the whole range so I'm very happy.
240bhp on the day and she's been between 236 and 242 for the last few dyno-days and the curves remain smooth and well shaped as previously. So basically she's in fine tune and good health and extremely driveable.
It'll be interesting to see what the Superchips rollers plot at the forum meet in June.
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^^^ Higher than the JKM DD ones that's for sure :laugh: :laugh:
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^^^ Higher than the JKM DD ones that's for sure :laugh: :laugh:
....That's certainly the expectation but I'll be far more interested in the curve shapes which SC plot.
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Mine where pretty much 100% the same on both JKM's DD rollers and SC's MaHa LPS3000's :happy2:
You can also get some more logging data from the MaHa rollers as well such as timing, fueling and some other bits and bobs :driver:
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^^^ Higher than the JKM DD ones that's for sure :laugh: :laugh:
Mine where pretty much 100% the same on both JKM's DD rollers and SC's MaHa LPS3000's :happy2:
....Ideally it would be great if JKM's and SC's rollers plotted more or less the same.
You can also get some more logging data from the MaHa rollers as well such as timing, fueling and some other bits and bobs :driver:
....JKM have loads of logging data too if required.
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^^^ Higher than the JKM DD ones that's for sure :laugh: :laugh:
Mine where pretty much 100% the same on both JKM's DD rollers and SC's MaHa LPS3000's :happy2:
My response was in relation to your point about the curve shapes.
You can also get some more logging data from the MaHa rollers as well such as timing, fueling and some other bits and bobs :driver:
....JKM have loads of logging data too if required.
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I did not say they didn't, I was referring to the capabilities of the Maha Roller SC operate, as logging like this isn't available as part of the normal RR days JKM operate. :happy2:
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My response was in relation to your point about the curve shapes.
.... :confused: That doesn't make sense. The curves/shapes are a direct reflection/manifestation of the numbers. Higher curves = Higher numbers. We must be misunderstanding each other.
You can also get some more logging data from the MaHa rollers as well such as timing, fueling and some other bits and bobs :driver:
....JKM have loads of logging data too if required.
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I did not say they didn't, I was referring to the capabilities of the Maha Roller SC operate, as logging like this isn't available as part of the normal RR days JKM operate. :happy2:
....If you mean that data logs aren't automatically given to the customer on a Dyno-Day, then no. But AFAIK the info is all there - I've spent time with JKM examining logs and so has illyun (more than anyone else probably!!).
However, Maha's have an awesome reputation for accuracy (if any rolling-road can have!).
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I've spent time with JKM examining logs and so has illyun (more than anyone else probably!!).
I know, don't remind me... :sad:
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Hi All,
Thanks to everyone who turned up on Saturday. Great to see both new and old faces.
Results are up on the web.
http://www.jkm.org.uk/performance/GalleryMK5GTI180309.htm
Kind Regards
Kate
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Hi Kate,
Thanks for hosting a great RR session - was good to touch base with new friends.
Dom