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Title: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: Poverty on June 01, 2011, 01:18:51 pm
The TT has been in for some work, so I got given a audi Q7 for a courtesy car. Now on the face of it you probably think whats there to complain about?

Well heres why, the Q7 I was given came with a 3.6 v6 petrol engine  :stupid:

This bloody tank drinks petrol like nothing I have ever driven before. Try to make a bit of progress and your looking at 10MPG!!!!!!  :confused:

The TTRS even gets 14mpg on continual WOT runs. Driving the Q7 normally you are looking at around 19mpg and on the motorway cruising at 70mpg 24mpg.

Who in their right mind who buy a Q7 with a NA petrol engine? It would never be economical, and the 6th gear isnt tall enough for economy either! So ive come to a conclusion, its not us RS drivers who people think have a bit of money to waste on petrol etc, its the bloody petrol chelsea tractor drivers.Honestly you have to be minted to run of of those things!

Otherwise its a nice car, bit ugly like though.
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: Alexander on June 01, 2011, 01:33:39 pm
one word... Londoners!

probably not a popular engine in the UK but I bet they sell alot in places like Dubai etc
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: vRStu on June 01, 2011, 01:46:59 pm
The 3.0 TDi I had was a greedy barstewards, can't imagine what the petrol would be like.
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: Greeners on June 01, 2011, 02:12:54 pm
The other point to make is they make those US Aircraft carriers look small!  :laugh:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: DaveB@Vagbremtechnic on June 01, 2011, 04:23:21 pm
Yep spoke to a crew operating out in the UAE the other week....15p per litre for unleaded .........

You'd then get irritated finding the time to fill it up for a tenner......

I have an annual arguement in the USA when I go there when they're bearing arms cos the gas price is nearly four bucks a GALLON, I simply have to explain that we pay nearly 11 bucks a gallon and they shut up, they do think Im joking when I tell them 9 bucks of that is tax and duty though.....I think they still think I was joking to this day....they'd surround the Whitehouse with burning torches and pitchforks if they tried that in the USA.....

We do have our NHS though......
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: rich83 on June 01, 2011, 04:24:40 pm
Dave can you not arrange for a hercules to make a 'small delivery' of 99RON for personal use?  :signLOL:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: Edition30 on June 06, 2011, 11:47:35 pm
The 3.0 TDi I had was a greedy barstewards, can't imagine what the petrol would be like.

Especially when hoofed in 'S' mode too  :innocent:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: Poverty on June 06, 2011, 11:59:45 pm
The 3.0 TDi I had was a greedy barstewards, can't imagine what the petrol would be like.

Especially when hoofed in 'S' mode too  :innocent:

Yeah bloody fookin thing. And getting it through curved width restrictions is a nightmare. 130 pounds to fill up the tank also.

Glad to have the tiTTy aRSe back, albeit missing the comfort and space for the Q7!
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: vRS Carl on June 07, 2011, 06:35:12 am
I'd have the 6.0 W12 TDi Q7 any day :ashamed:

But in my defence it's the only Chelsea tractor I like.  :laugh:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: pat15312 on June 07, 2011, 07:19:56 am
Well heres why, the Q7 I was given came with a 3.6 v6 petrol engine  :stupid:

Passat R36 engine?
Niiiiice! lol
HPA will sort out the lack of turbo(s) for ya' ;)
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: andrewparker on June 07, 2011, 07:20:12 am
Is there an uglier car on the road today though?
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: vRS Carl on June 07, 2011, 08:07:03 am
Is there an uglier car on the road today though?

I can't think of a car Audi make that is Ugly  :confused: But then again that's my personal opinion. But if you want ugly cars


BMW X5
Porsche Cayenne
Range Rover
Lexus RH
Mercedes GL

















Oh and i almost forgot the Golf GTi  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: h4rdy on June 07, 2011, 08:22:24 am
Well heres why, the Q7 I was given came with a 3.6 v6 petrol engine  :stupid:

Passat R36 engine?
Niiiiice! lol
HPA will sort out the lack of turbo(s) for ya' ;)

Now that would be fun. Twin Turbo conversion?

About 25k euros isn't it?
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: vRStu on June 07, 2011, 08:51:16 am
I actually really like the Q7 and came close to buying one but then thought I may as well just take all of my cash to the end of the garden and set fire to it.  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: Saint Steve on June 07, 2011, 08:56:02 am
I actually really like the Q7 and came close to buying one but then thought I may as well just take all of my cash to the end of the garden and set fire to it.  :evilgrin:

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: vRS Carl on June 07, 2011, 09:05:50 am
I actually really like the Q7 and came close to buying one but then thought I may as well just take all of my cash to the end of the garden and set fire to it.  :evilgrin:

Or give it to me. I reckon i could waste it quicker and with far more satisfying results :laugh:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: Hedge on June 07, 2011, 01:14:27 pm
Or give it to me. I reckon i could waste it quicker and with far more satisfying results :laugh:

Me too. Spearmint Rhino here I cum.  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: VRSerious on June 12, 2011, 12:56:47 pm
Big bucks to run but look sweet
Title: Re: what the f**k where audi thinking?
Post by: chigmuss on June 12, 2011, 02:07:38 pm
Is there an uglier car on the road today though?

I can't think of a car Audi make that is Ugly  :confused: But then again that's my personal opinion. But if you want ugly cars


BMW X5
Porsche Cayenne
Range Rover
Lexus RH


Oh please let me also add...the X3 which is a stage more ugly than the X5 and the piece de la resistance....the X6- with its ugly sister the Panamera.
Mercedes GL

















Oh and i almost forgot the Golf GTi  :evilgrin: