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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: rich83 on August 31, 2011, 04:34:29 pm

Title: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: rich83 on August 31, 2011, 04:34:29 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html#ixzz1WcYdh8t8

LOL

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: oldy666 on August 31, 2011, 05:03:44 pm

hahahaha  :laugh:

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: Weston on August 31, 2011, 06:02:46 pm

How can you accidentally lodge anything in your bum?  :stupid:

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: oldy666 on August 31, 2011, 06:21:53 pm

god knows. My missus works at a hospital and a guy came in with a broom up his bum once.... he fell on it apparently
with his trousers down. :surprised:

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: Weston on August 31, 2011, 06:36:18 pm

I guess it's just natural selection at work  :signLOL:

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: stealthwolf on August 31, 2011, 06:36:45 pm

Slightly old - the case has been settled >clicky< (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-14671546).

Anyway, the couple in the Daily Wail pic both look like they're trying to stop themselves from bursting into laughter!  :grin:

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: Schnaffler on August 31, 2011, 11:06:56 pm

I know I shouldn't but this made me  :grin:

"He said: "I was just concentrating on doing my job and I just felt an absolute gush of wind blow through my anus.""

Al gets that quite regularly, just in the opposite direction to the guy in the article.  :ashamed: :signLOL:

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: Degudodger on September 01, 2011, 03:08:10 am

Quote from: richwig83 on August 31, 2011, 04:34:29 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html#ixzz1WcYdh8t8

LOL

"I was reaching up to finish the wiring on a caravan at the factory. I knew this air hose was being used close behind me but I just carried on the job as normal.
The next thing I knew I felt this strong air being blown on my legs from behind, and then something went up my rectum through the shorts I was wearing"

Reminds me of a Little Britain Sketch with Sir Norman Fry
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p007n12s/little_britain_the_shamed_mp/ (http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p007n12s/little_britain_the_shamed_mp/)

Title: Re: A warning for those who use high pressure air lines.....
Post by: gulfstream11 on September 01, 2011, 07:44:47 am

Way way way back when I started my apprenticeship we were warned not to stick air lines up our arses..Even shown a film on it and the consequences.So,this is where I am on the matter..Its quite common.. :laugh: