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Title: Always put the light on!
Post by: Andy on September 08, 2011, 08:27:01 am: My g/f was coughing like mad last night so she went in the kitchen and drink of orange..then went to bed..Bout 3 hrs later she started complaining of really bad stomach ache,she ran to the toilet and was really poorly...This morning she came in with the cup she had used..what she thought was orange was actually COOKING OIL she had drank :stupid:
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Post by: neg on September 08, 2011, 08:33:19 am: Hmm, nice!
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Post by: Tfsi_Mike on September 08, 2011, 08:53:06 am: Oh dear :sick:

Hope she's ok mate
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Post by: Andy on September 08, 2011, 08:56:41 am: she is ok but still feeels a bit :sick:..I call her castrol now :signLOL:
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Post by: rich83 on September 08, 2011, 09:08:15 am: Quote from: maxitrol on September 08, 2011, 08:56:41 am
she is ok but still feeels a bit :sick:..I call her castrol now :signLOL:

.... or Olive!!!
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Post by: stealthwolf on September 08, 2011, 09:21:43 am: At least now you won't need the KY! :grin:
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Post by: Andy on September 08, 2011, 09:31:45 am: Quote from: stealthwolf on September 08, 2011, 09:21:43 am
At least now you won't need the KY! :grin:
:signLOL:
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Post by: RedRobin on September 08, 2011, 10:49:48 am: Quote from: stealthwolf on September 08, 2011, 09:21:43 am

At least now you won't need the KY! :grin:

:signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:
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Post by: Tfsi_Mike on September 08, 2011, 10:53:30 am: Quote from: stealthwolf on September 08, 2011, 09:21:43 am
At least now you won't need the KY! :grin:

:grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: Golfgirl on September 08, 2011, 01:05:39 pm: Oh dear, could she not tell that it was oil when she was drinking it?! :scared:
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Post by: bacillus on September 08, 2011, 01:36:28 pm: Quote from: Golfgirl on September 08, 2011, 01:05:39 pm
Oh dear, could she not tell that it was oil when she was drinking it?! :scared:

Shouldn't we be asking what brand of orange that household uses and keep well away from it. :laugh:
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Post by: SeaV on September 08, 2011, 02:35:59 pm: Quote from: bacillus on September 08, 2011, 01:36:28 pm
Quote from: Golfgirl on September 08, 2011, 01:05:39 pm
Oh dear, could she not tell that it was oil when she was drinking it?! :scared:

Shouldn't we be asking what brand of orange that household uses and keep well away from it. :laugh:

maybe it was FastOrange :signLOL:
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Post by: Gene Hunt on September 08, 2011, 04:03:32 pm: Quote from: Golfgirl on September 08, 2011, 01:05:39 pm
Oh dear, could she not tell that it was oil when she was drinking it?! :scared:
..........thats what i thought?. :sick:
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Post by: Andy on September 08, 2011, 04:52:15 pm: tangie orange :signLOL:
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Post by: RedRobin on September 08, 2011, 06:08:29 pm: ^
Did getting oiled up make her randy, Andy? :evilgrin:
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Post by: SRC on September 08, 2011, 07:29:07 pm: You weren't expecting sympathy were you? No-one here knows the meaning of the word.

(But if you're curious, it's in the dictionary between 'sh1t' and 'syphillis'.)