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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: rich83 on September 28, 2011, 10:40:04 am

Title: Where is the 710???
Post by: rich83 on September 28, 2011, 10:40:04 am

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted

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Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: markymark on September 28, 2011, 10:42:14 am

 :rolleye: :signLOL:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: WolverineMAc on September 28, 2011, 11:02:40 am

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: MAT ED30 on September 28, 2011, 12:08:47 pm

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: Alexander on September 28, 2011, 12:29:47 pm

Brilliant! :happy2:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: vRS Carl on September 28, 2011, 01:36:43 pm

 :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: Thecrawf on September 28, 2011, 03:14:40 pm

Love it

Once overheard a convo on the train where a woman topped her oil up via the dipstick said it took her ages

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: stealthwolf on September 28, 2011, 04:41:12 pm

 :congrats: very good!

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: 81lly on September 28, 2011, 07:10:19 pm

 :stupid: :signLOL:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: mortygttdi on September 28, 2011, 08:13:17 pm

I honestly don't know how some people get away with owning a car, fooking dump ****s

Darren

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: dodds-gttdi on September 28, 2011, 08:30:04 pm

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: Andy on September 28, 2011, 08:35:47 pm

 :notworthy: :signLOL:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: v2brett on September 28, 2011, 11:20:40 pm

 :signLOL: its an oldie but a good un this  :signLOL:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: Weston on September 29, 2011, 09:39:54 pm

 :signLOL: brilliant

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: Kalpsn2000 on September 30, 2011, 02:54:40 pm

:signLOL: Have come across this one a few times but still makes me lol :happy2:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: Golfgirl on September 30, 2011, 05:27:56 pm

Not heard it before but could tell where it was going as soon as I started reading :grin:

Title: Re: Where is the 710???
Post by: Neil on September 30, 2011, 08:52:47 pm

Noooooooooooooooooooooo  :laugh:




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