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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: vRS_Pagey on November 19, 2011, 08:51:48 pm

Title: Joke of the day
Post by: vRS_Pagey on November 19, 2011, 08:51:48 pm

I've just been sat watching Fatima Whitbread, in a skimpy bikini, having a shower under a jungle waterfall and I thought to myself, please don't get an erection........................but she did!

Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on November 19, 2011, 08:52:39 pm

 :congrats: :congrats: :signLOL:

Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Janner_Sy on November 19, 2011, 09:03:18 pm

All those nasty comments about fatima whitbread in the jungle are out of order. That's someones son they're talking about.

Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: vRS_Pagey on November 19, 2011, 09:16:34 pm

Quote from: Janner_Sy on November 19, 2011, 09:03:18 pm

All those nasty comments about fatima whitbread in the jungle are out of order. That's someones son they're talking about.

Or brother........

Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Jussa on November 19, 2011, 09:19:50 pm

 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:

Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: Janner_Sy on November 19, 2011, 09:20:29 pm

f*ck me. they`ve set a tough task for tonite`s bush trucker trail...... a kangaroo has to eat one of fatima whitbread`s testicles

Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread. "It's not what it looks like," I pleaded. "Well, what is it then?" she asked with a puzzled look on her face. "A woman," I replied.

Ant: "OK Fatima, we have a special Bush Tucker trial for you today
Dec: "For every bear that you beat to death, you will win 1 meal for camp"

The IAAF has confirmed that the sex test row athlete Caster Semenya can keep her 800m Gold Medal after her father Fatima Whitbread confirmed that she is a girl.

Title: Re: Joke of the day
Post by: rdfcpete on November 19, 2011, 10:55:29 pm

Fantastic Sy  :laugh: :grin: