MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: VC on January 12, 2012, 11:06:47 am
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CUPPACHEEEEZZZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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VC what on earth were you searching for to find that. :signLOL:
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i probably still would though
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VC what on earth were you searching for to find that. :signLOL:
Exactly what i was just thinking :grin:
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VC what on earth were you searching for to find that. :signLOL:
VC dont answer that i dont want to know :sick:
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About 9 years ago I used to have this Girlfriend (now an EX) who used to wake herself up farting!, I remember the 1st time it happened, we were in bed I was dozing she was fast asleep, I heard this massive fart and she turned over and looked at me and said "Why did you wake me up?", I (being BRUTALLY honest) just said "No love you woke yourself up farting!", well she would not have any of it and would not believe me!. :indifferent:
Anyhoo this happened quite a few times, about the 4th time it happened she did the same thing blamed me So i lifted the covers for her to get her own proof!, she still blamed me!!. :fighting:
3 months later we are at V festival (camping) and she was in bed still, I was sat outside the tent having a coffee with 5 other people and all of a sudden this massive fart erupted from my tent directly behind us, we just started killing ourselves laughing, it was then my mates girlfriend said "so its you who keeps farting in the night!!!". She was not best pleased but finally everyone knew it was her and not me!! :jumpmove:
The relationship with "Trumper" did not last...................................... :signLOL:
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About 9 years ago I used to have this Girlfriend (now an EX) who used to wake herself up farting!, I remember the 1st time it happened, we were in bed I was dozing she was fast asleep, I heard this massive fart and she turned over and looked at me and said "Why did you wake me up?", I (being BRUTALLY honest) just said "No love you woke yourself up farting!", well she would not have any of it and would not believe me!. :indifferent:
Anyhoo this happened quite a few times, about the 4th time it happened she did the same thing blamed me So i lifted the covers for her to get her own proof!, she still blamed me!!. :fighting:
3 months later we are at V festival (camping) and she was in bed still, I was sat outside the tent having a coffee with 5 other people and all of a sudden this massive fart erupted from my tent directly behind us, we just started killing ourselves laughing, it was then my mates girlfriend said "so its you who keeps farting in the night!!!". She was not best pleased but finally everyone knew it was her and not me!! :jumpmove:
The relationship did not last...................................... :signLOL:
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Just spat cola all over the floor!
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I had that for 3 years mate! :sick:
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hahahahaha we call it a cup-cake over hear (in Blackpool), a little handful of goodness :D