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Title: Some Chap........
Post by: pitch3110 on April 26, 2009, 06:49:27 pm

.....in an M-Sport 5 Series pulled along side me in the local filling station this afternoon as I was waiting for wifey to buy the papers & says...

....'that is very quick car isn't it'.

I said 'don't know its the wifes & we both drive very sensabilly'

he said 'I followed you onto the dually a few weeks ago & could not beleive how it took off & kept pulling away from me, it was mad'.

I can't remember & wifey is denying it.

He could not of been mistaken as it has a distinctive plate.

Now she is saying 'thats it you are defo not getting the keys, as you obviously don't treat my car with respect'.

Great..........

Thats the first time I have ever had anyone stop me like that....& I'm 43.

Easy on the ageist gags please. :happy2:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: bacillus on April 26, 2009, 06:56:41 pm

Me thinks your wife put him up to it to justify her not letting you have the car anymore...   :grin:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: mixit on April 26, 2009, 06:57:31 pm

I thought you were going to say the Beemur was an "Unmarked"  :confused:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: BeezerDiesel on April 26, 2009, 06:57:51 pm

Just tell her you sneezed and your right leg twitched - next thing you knew you were a quarter of a mile up the road!  :smiley:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: pitch3110 on April 26, 2009, 07:20:50 pm

Thats some pretty decent ammo chaps.

I will give it a go :love:

ta

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: Hurdy on April 26, 2009, 07:38:20 pm

Just tell her that you thought you were looking at the speedo in kph and not mph :laugh:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: vwrascal on April 26, 2009, 08:32:09 pm

^^ your theory is flawed john, theres more kph to mph   :signIWS: :grin:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: oldtomo on April 26, 2009, 08:54:49 pm

Quote from: BeezerDiesel on April 26, 2009, 06:57:51 pm

Just tell her you sneezed and your right leg twitched - next thing you knew you were a quarter of a mile up the road!  :smiley:

Brilliant!

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: Rich on April 26, 2009, 09:00:07 pm

Why have a fast car wen ur wifey drives it sensibly.  ><  :indifferent:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: pitch3110 on April 26, 2009, 10:34:25 pm

Quote from: Richi on April 26, 2009, 09:00:07 pm

Why have a fast car wen ur wifey drives it sensibly.  ><  :indifferent:

...for when she lets me have it.

All part of my cunning plan to swap cars, so she has the S-line oil burner & I get the ED30. :grin:

But she is now treating it like a fouth child & my plan is going seriously wrong :sad: :sad:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: u01atc8 on April 27, 2009, 03:43:42 pm

Ha thats actually fairly funny! But i can imagine not for you!  :driver:

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: pitch3110 on April 28, 2009, 07:13:45 am

Quote from: u01atc8 on April 27, 2009, 03:43:42 pm

Ha thats actually fairly funny! But i can imagine not for you!  :driver:

errrrrrr............no.

I all fairness she is handing the keys out a bit better now, which is a deal for keeping as detailed as the S-line A4.

ta

Title: Re: Some Chap........
Post by: bennylenny88 on April 28, 2009, 11:22:46 am

"im sure the big clock on the left is my speedo"