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Title: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: monte on February 11, 2012, 02:09:32 am

 :surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

Man: "did yer get his knob?"

Woman "yes Paul just go!"

 :grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: JackG on February 11, 2012, 11:54:43 am

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: mvb12 on February 11, 2012, 03:28:08 pm

Quote from: monte on February 11, 2012, 02:09:32 am

:surprised: :surprised: :surprised:

Man: "did yer get his knob?"

Woman "yes Paul just go!"

 :grin: :grin: :grin:

Brahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: TagnuT on February 11, 2012, 06:34:03 pm

OMG great vid :laugh:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: jimk04 on February 11, 2012, 07:44:55 pm

Funny as eff!

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: Greeners on February 11, 2012, 07:56:31 pm

 :congrats: :grin:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: Hedge on February 11, 2012, 08:15:10 pm

I emailed it my mate and without thinking he showed it to his kids until it was too late.  :grin:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: mvb12 on February 12, 2012, 12:42:13 pm

Quote from: Hedge on February 11, 2012, 08:15:10 pm

I emailed it my mate and without thinking he showed it to his kids until it was too late.  :grin:

would have thought the title was a dead giveaway. Brahahahahahahahahahaha.

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: SRC on February 12, 2012, 03:50:02 pm

Who was more hormonal - the elephant or the woman? :signLOL:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: W8 Performance on February 12, 2012, 06:49:09 pm

Brilliant :congrats:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: monte on February 12, 2012, 07:09:41 pm

I like when he tells the lady to put the camera down so the elephant can't see it  :grin: :grin: :grin:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: Moschops on February 13, 2012, 03:07:11 pm

Lol... :happy2:

As a rule in Sri Lanka a good bull elephant should be able to touch the ground in 7 places whilst standing.  :wink:

Title: Re: Elephant Trunk!!!!
Post by: rich83 on February 14, 2012, 12:56:18 am

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my penis erect, can you help me?"

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."

Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, lets go for it."

A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening for his girl friend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable.

To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed an apple and then returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?"

Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I'm not sure I can fit another apple up my ass!"