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Title: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Stevey on March 15, 2012, 12:07:26 am
 :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: VC on March 15, 2012, 12:10:09 am
 ....like a cat in a vulture :signLOL:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 12:10:48 am
Ohhh hai nams!
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Top Cat on March 15, 2012, 12:10:59 am
 :laugh:   :rolleye:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: RedRobin on March 15, 2012, 12:16:48 am
.
Oh no! Not again!?
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Top Cat on March 15, 2012, 12:18:48 am
He might have 5 accounts but he only has half that amount of brain cells. Poor guy has finally shown his true colours, not that he could hide them very well.  :laugh:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: monte on March 15, 2012, 12:42:47 am
 :confused:

Grow up man ffs!
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: sub39h on March 15, 2012, 12:44:15 am
Lmao...
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: VC on March 15, 2012, 12:44:32 am
 :indifferent:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 09:15:51 am
I think top cat is leaving this here because it makes him feel special. :signLOL:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: VC on March 15, 2012, 09:29:17 am
TC did well to keep his cool  :smiley:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F11%2Ffunny-pictures-a-white-cat-exploded.jpg&hash=d73e5397dc51f86d4f17f4d6aee117e0da3b3881)

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F12%2Ffunny-pictures-one-of-your-cats-just-exploded.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26amp%3Bh%3D375&hash=6f47f53ac02a62165c782be9953f591e29264836)
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 09:32:15 am
I did manage to get a few screen caps just for posterity. LOL
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: VC on March 15, 2012, 09:33:24 am
 some comedy gold quotes may have to resurface from time to time too  :grin:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on March 15, 2012, 09:57:46 am

Did I miss drama?  :sad1:

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: markymark on March 15, 2012, 09:58:34 am

Did I miss drama?  :sad1:

 :signLOL:
+1 wad I miss? :scared:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 10:01:23 am
some comedy gold quotes may have to resurface from time to time too  :grin:

I think so.... but beware because you might get banned by the new moderator, Bob.
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: luckyGti on March 15, 2012, 10:02:00 am

Did I miss drama?  :sad1:

 :signLOL:

You could say that, some guy went berserk spamming the forum with his personal pictures on his hard drive  :laugh:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 10:09:43 am
Did I miss sumfin?  :sad1:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Top Cat on March 15, 2012, 10:09:44 am
Our favourite Nams1 got banned for a seperate reason, and came back all upset as Stevey + Bobmarley. His rant at first was very funny, but he came back on in the middle of the night posting Gay porn pictures.  :chicken: 
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 10:10:55 am
As suspected all along. A1 cnut.
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on March 15, 2012, 10:11:30 am
As suspected all along. A1 cnut.

 :happy2: bless him.

Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: VC on March 15, 2012, 10:14:35 am
..and least it was finally confirmed that TC does indeed "fcuk cats in vulture planes"  :grin:

spat my coffee out at that one  :grin:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Top Cat on March 15, 2012, 10:15:56 am
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS_Pagey on March 15, 2012, 10:18:51 am
His loss..........

What a  (https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F6%2F63%2FCrystal_Project_bell.png&hash=a401ed82ec1ec45950fa57486098b088f1800067)  end!!

Perhaps he will become a member on Briskoda, after he demonstrated his undying love for Skoda's....... :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Weston on March 15, 2012, 10:19:24 am
Our favourite Nams1 got banned for a seperate reason, and came back all upset as Stevey + Bobmarley. His rant at first was very funny, but he came back on in the middle of the night posting Gay porn pictures.  :chicken:  

 :worthless:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS_Pagey on March 15, 2012, 10:21:10 am
Our favourite Nams1 got banned for a seperate reason, and came back all upset as Stevey + Bobmarley. His rant at first was very funny, but he came back on in the middle of the night posting Gay porn pictures.  :chicken:  

 :worthless:

Dogger!!  :signLOL:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Top Cat on March 15, 2012, 10:23:13 am
 :surprised:   :signLOL:

Just been reading through some of the threads from very late last night when he was Bobmarley and they are very funny. Some of our members give him some right stick.  :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
all way to rude to post up though.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Weston on March 15, 2012, 10:26:37 am
Our favourite Nams1 got banned for a seperate reason, and came back all upset as Stevey + Bobmarley. His rant at first was very funny, but he came back on in the middle of the night posting Gay porn pictures.  :chicken:  

 :worthless:

Dogger!!  :signLOL:

Careful...VRS's are banned  :booty:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 10:31:18 am
As suspected all along. A1 cnut.

Did you not get my text hedge?
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: heavyd on March 15, 2012, 10:46:20 am
He might have 5 accounts but he only has half that amount of brain cells. Poor guy has finally shown his true colours, not that he could hide them very well.  :laugh:

He cant be that stupid? he managed to hack into your you PC Top Cat, and steal all your favourite Pics and post them all on here. And to be honest, I found your private photo album absolutely disgusting :sick:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Top Cat on March 15, 2012, 10:48:47 am
Well it's my own fault for having lots of pics of silver Ed30's  :innocent:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: boxxer1973 on March 15, 2012, 11:16:30 am
Some comedy gold there last night.
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: andrewparker on March 15, 2012, 11:38:42 am
What hours was this happening? Must have been after midnight?
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: heavyd on March 15, 2012, 11:41:52 am
It was still going on at 3am when I got in from work :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 11:48:33 am
I got sent a very interesting picture of myself and SteveP in our turquoise Speedos. I thought it was quite a good likeness myself.  :wink: :laugh:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: heavyd on March 15, 2012, 11:51:05 am
was steveP not wearing APR speedos :laugh:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Top Cat on March 15, 2012, 11:53:02 am
He actually had 4 pairs on like your good self. Or is it 5 tuners for you.  :laugh:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 12:01:23 pm
He actually had 4 pairs on like your good self. Or is it 5 tuners for you.  :laugh:

heavyd....

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ripleys.com%2Fweird%2Ffiles%2F2011%2F09%2Fpants20.jpg&hash=8c4c7050e9bd73c561e49598761de5fa99116c47)

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Janner_Sy on March 15, 2012, 12:20:52 pm
Our favourite Nams1 got banned for a seperate reason, and came back all upset as Stevey + Bobmarley. His rant at first was very funny, but he came back on in the middle of the night posting Gay porn pictures.  :chicken: 
gutted i missed it
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 12:30:28 pm
You were probably in some of them Sy, being gutted or I believe the term you prefer is glove puppetted.   :sick: :evilgrin:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: heavyd on March 15, 2012, 12:35:57 pm
He actually had 4 pairs on like your good self. Or is it 5 tuners for you.  :laugh:

heavyd....

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ripleys.com%2Fweird%2Ffiles%2F2011%2F09%2Fpants20.jpg&hash=8c4c7050e9bd73c561e49598761de5fa99116c47)

 :signLOL:

 :signLOL: very good

I'm not a geordie though, I find that highly offensive  :fighting:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS Carl on March 15, 2012, 01:09:30 pm
I feel somewhat rejected now as i never got sent any pics  :sad1:

Did i even get a mention. If not i think i am going to have to sell all my worldy possessions and buy a Golf GTi just so nams thinks i'm one of the lads  :grin:

I do think that TC hasn't deleted the posts. Merely he has hidden them for personal use  :evilgrin:
























If that's true can i be given access please  :ashamed: :grin:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Weston on March 15, 2012, 01:26:54 pm
I feel somewhat rejected now as i never got sent any pics  :sad1:

Did i even get a mention. If not i think i am going to have to sell all my worldy possessions and buy a Golf GTi just so nams thinks i'm one of the lads  :grin:

I do think that TC hasn't deleted the posts. Merely he has hidden them for personal use  :evilgrin:
























If that's true can i be given access please  :ashamed: :grin:

You were mentioned  :happy2:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS Carl on March 15, 2012, 01:29:13 pm
Why do i always miss the good stuff  :grin:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS Carl on March 15, 2012, 01:35:31 pm
In fact if he comes back can one of the mods change his name to Thrush?


After all he is an Irritating Cnut  :grin:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Gtiain on March 15, 2012, 01:36:57 pm
What did he kick off about or are we not allowed to know??
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS_Pagey on March 15, 2012, 01:39:11 pm
In fact if he comes back can one of the mods change his name to Thrush?


After all he is an Irritating Cnut  :grin:

And Top Cat was obviously the cure, perhaps he should chnage his name to -

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.comparestoreprices.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fca%2Fcanesten-internal-cream-5g-applicator.jpg&hash=57f9c81279ebfccc543727a77ae53392a3917ae0)
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS Carl on March 15, 2012, 01:44:14 pm
What did he kick off about or are we not allowed to know??


He was just a complete twonk and wouldn't listen to advice. When this was pointed out he became a keyboard warrior and started to abuse members and their interests.

Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 01:46:06 pm
I think he did something last night that caused TC to ban him.

After that he became Mr Spam and posted all his Gay Porn pics.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS_Pagey on March 15, 2012, 01:47:30 pm
I think he did something last night that caused TC to ban him.

After that he became Mr Spam and posted all his Gay Porn pics.  :rolleye:

How very mature of him!  :stupid:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 02:02:01 pm
I think he did something last night that caused TC to ban him.

After that he became Mr Spam and posted all my Gay Porn pics.  :rolleye:

 :happy2:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 02:09:05 pm
I think he did something last night that caused TC to ban him.

After that he became Mr Spam and posted all my Gay Porn pics.  :rolleye:

 :happy2:

Don't joke Rich. You're in some of mine.  :booty: :booty: :booty:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 02:12:09 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1ak.roblox.com%2Fc3fd5ff37aac60f85f68010300e61d52&hash=445734bde71319489eb12cb6f3d21c1c4ef4b913)
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: stealthwolf on March 15, 2012, 03:00:25 pm
I saw all of that and didn't know whether to say something or not. He was clearly being d**k, got banned and then became even more of a d**k - to the point where he was showing pics of d**ks!

As above, sounded very much like a keyboard warrior and I'm sure he wouldn't be happy if we all decided to have a forum meet at his place!
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: E30Dom on March 15, 2012, 03:15:05 pm
He back?
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: MAT ED30 on March 15, 2012, 03:23:55 pm
i thought i spotted him too
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: SteveP on March 15, 2012, 03:30:09 pm
Well I think we are running out of options so tracking of all IP addresses used by this member has been started, working in IT and knowing a lot of IT security geeks does have it's advantages some times.

All offensive posts have been stored as evidence in the event we need to take this further.

If you do spot any posts by this member then please click the report to moderator button.
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 03:51:39 pm
Why not just block any new members for a while?
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: MAT ED30 on March 15, 2012, 03:53:06 pm
Why not just block any new members for a while?

please don't  i am getting a mate of mine to join up as he is after a mk5 now
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: SteveP on March 15, 2012, 04:01:45 pm
Why not just block any new members for a while?

We are building in extra control now as a backup  :happy2:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: E30Dom on March 15, 2012, 04:04:01 pm
Why not just block any new members for a while?

please don't  i am getting a mate of mine to join up as he is after a mk5 now

So you'll be solely responsible for his bank balance reducing by a far bit... some mate you are :)  :P
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: stealthwolf on March 15, 2012, 04:11:58 pm
I wonder whether it's worth informing his ISP. Not sure that they'd be to find their services used for such things. I know with SPAM they take a dim view of this.

Blocking new members won't help and just shows he's winning.
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: SteveP on March 15, 2012, 04:12:59 pm
I wonder whether it's worth informing his ISP. Not sure that they'd be to find their services used for such things. I know with SPAM they take a dim view of this.

Blocking new members won't help and just shows he's winning.

Yep it all in hand Jaz  :happy2:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 04:16:30 pm
I think posting spam is considered naughty it's the abuse side of things his ISP would pick up on.

Or forum meet at his gaff.  :party:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: MAT ED30 on March 15, 2012, 04:21:55 pm
Why not just block any new members for a while?

please don't  i am getting a mate of mine to join up as he is after a mk5 now

So you'll be solely responsible for his bank balance reducing by a far bit... some mate you are :)  :P

yep and he knows it  :laugh:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: DaveB@Vagbremtechnic on March 15, 2012, 04:38:32 pm
Well I think we are running out of options so tracking of all IP addresses used by this member has been started, working in IT and knowing a lot of being an IT security geek does have it's advantages some times.

All offensive posts have been stored as evidence in the event we need to take this further.

If you do spot any posts by this member then please click the report to moderator button.

Fixed that for you  :grin:

Too good to miss....saw the shot and took it
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 04:38:58 pm
Why not just block any new members for a while?

We are building in extra control now as a backup  :happy2:

Cool. :-)
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS_Pagey on March 15, 2012, 04:48:20 pm
What a shame it has had to come to this. 
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: SteveP on March 15, 2012, 04:50:08 pm
Well I think we are running out of options so tracking of all IP addresses used by this member has been started, working in IT and knowing a lot of being an IT security geek does have it's advantages some times.

All offensive posts have been stored as evidence in the event we need to take this further.

If you do spot any posts by this member then please click the report to moderator button.

Fixed that for you  :grin:

Too good to miss....saw the shot and took it

The ban hammer has seen plenty of action in the last few days but there still life in the old dog yet  :P :P
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: RedRobin on March 15, 2012, 05:06:41 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FDetailing%2FStickers%2FDevilHammer.jpg&hash=f0ed0f5daf1dc04c0e9476efe4ec2c17644c36c5)

^ Who does that remind you of?
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Little_Dave on March 15, 2012, 05:21:22 pm
Really was some stoopid cr&p he was writing in replies to people telling him to bugger off  :signLOL:

Guy musta had too many WKD's and lost the plot completely  :sick:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Gti_Mad on March 15, 2012, 05:32:14 pm
seriously cant believe i missed this  :laugh:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: vRS Carl on March 15, 2012, 05:50:47 pm
I always miss the good stuff.

I have been far too busy though eating sh*t and getting BIG  :grin: :grin:

As you can see it's working well  :happy2:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fww275%2FTaufe%2Feat.jpg&hash=a3d9d5dab2d837413ed8da2657804f4778ea971e)
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 06:11:05 pm
You doing something different with your hair Carl? New conditioner or something? Looks fab.  :love:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Saintsteve on March 15, 2012, 07:26:59 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FDetailing%2FStickers%2FDevilHammer.jpg&hash=f0ed0f5daf1dc04c0e9476efe4ec2c17644c36c5)

^ Who does that remind you of?

 :signLOL: :signLOL:

I see what you've done there Robin  :smiley:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Andy on March 15, 2012, 07:42:33 pm
Gutted i missed this   :sad1:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: RedRobin on March 15, 2012, 07:42:44 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FDetailing%2FStickers%2FDevilHammer.jpg&hash=f0ed0f5daf1dc04c0e9476efe4ec2c17644c36c5)

^ Who does that remind you of?


 :signLOL: :signLOL:

I see what you've done there Robin  :smiley:


(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FRedRobin_05%2FMeets%2FHedge-1.jpg&hash=8bebf660aff6f4ecef7d1c560c996ff85248327a)
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: wigit on March 15, 2012, 07:46:32 pm
real shame some cnuts have appeared of late, pirelli with the dodgy history and fuel consumption boy  :fighting:

best forum out there where members do got out of their way to help each other and a sociable bunch   :drinking:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: edd666999 on March 15, 2012, 08:05:16 pm
he was entertaining me at 2-3am this morning.
Bit of a tard tbh, his reasons for posting all his personal porn collection was A. because the forum is run by TopCat...which it isnt...and B. he wants them to get deleted.

Think he had been drinking.

I do miss being a MOD though, i would have make his use of proxy's more difficult.
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 15, 2012, 11:44:29 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FDetailing%2FStickers%2FDevilHammer.jpg&hash=f0ed0f5daf1dc04c0e9476efe4ec2c17644c36c5)

^ Who does that remind you of?


 :signLOL: :signLOL:

I see what you've done there Robin  :smiley:


(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FRedRobin_05%2FMeets%2FHedge-1.jpg&hash=8bebf660aff6f4ecef7d1c560c996ff85248327a)

PMSL.... so Hedge was BobMarley?  We've got a mole! :evilgrin:
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: Hedge on March 15, 2012, 11:54:10 pm
PMSL.... so Hedge was BobMarley?  We've got a mole! :evilgrin:

Mole you say?

There can be only one.  :wink:

Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: rich83 on March 16, 2012, 12:02:27 am
Title: Re: TOP CAT I love you
Post by: RedRobin on March 16, 2012, 02:57:48 pm

Mole you say?

There can be only one.  :wink:



 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: Brillaint! I really enjoyed that  :drinking:

Jasper Carrott sounds exactly like Nathan.