MK5 Golf GTI

General => Random Chat => Topic started by: vRS Carl on May 01, 2012, 05:22:30 pm

Title: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: vRS Carl on May 01, 2012, 05:22:30 pm
Get a BMW bike  :grin:

Quote from: visordown.com
a four-hour trip on his bike left him with an erection that still hasn't gone away 20 months later.

Full article here;

http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news-bizarre/man-sues-bmw-for-enormous-cock-up/20554.html
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: Thor on May 01, 2012, 07:40:18 pm
They should introduce him to this lady http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137297/Munich-nymphomaniac-Second-victim-weeping-street.html)  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: skriller on May 01, 2012, 07:43:50 pm
first two sentences.... omg lol...

found crying... cant walk... help me lol  :confused:
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: Bane on May 01, 2012, 08:40:10 pm
Quote
When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'
They declined.

"GET YER TRUNCHEON OUT!" :grin:

Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: R32UK on May 01, 2012, 09:39:31 pm
what a bummer
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: monte on May 01, 2012, 10:17:10 pm
What a cock  :booty:
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: Wild Bean on May 01, 2012, 10:40:01 pm
Anyone got this guys phone number ? :signLOL:
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: Lilly18 on May 27, 2020, 09:55:02 pm
Anyone got this guys phone number ? :signLOL:
Lol, are you sure you need him? :signLOL: I was always so taken aback by those who are so sex-obsessed, I realize that it's their nature and it's ok for them, whereas how should others react? Like those police officers, lol. The thing is that you need to be able to satisfy your desires on your own, if you don't have permanent partner, sorry for this conservative thought, but whatever. I believe that she just needs a reliable sex shop, I'd suggest online sexshop delicia (https://www.deliciasexshoponline.com.br/). There are so many various products(I use it regularly). Perfect choice, especially when it comes to the lingerie!
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: titchy on June 04, 2020, 05:52:46 pm
my partner used to scratch a lot whilst having sex won a tenner one day
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: BigShow on July 29, 2020, 09:24:30 pm
BMW bikes are just THAT good. How crazy are these stories, She even wanted to do it with cops lol.
Title: Re: Problem with Sex life??.........
Post by: RyanPaterson on June 03, 2021, 01:36:24 am
It's quite a common situation; there's nothing to be surprised about. After marriage, sexual life often suffers because it becomes routine. I know what I'm talking about because I've been married twice, and both times my sex life led to chaos because both of my partners didn't want to work on the quality of it. And this is very important, I think, so it's worth diversifying in different ways, like sex toys. If you are interested in this option, I can advise you a reliable thing that you can find here https://lovermart.com/product/lelo-lily-2-vibrator-lavender/ (https://lovermart.com/product/lelo-lily-2-vibrator-lavender/)