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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: andrewparker on May 02, 2012, 10:23:02 am
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Just seen that Tulisa Contostavlos has been voted the World's Sexiest Woman in FHM magazine.
The world has truly gone mad.
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Spaff face is number 1? (Drippy chin?) :sick:, looks like every CHAV in the UK voted for her then :signLOL:
Looks like Sexy these days in FHM reader terms is translated to "Slaggy", "Tramp" or "Chav" :signLOL:
Just had a quick look at the top 20 and its a proper who's who of chavs, I think only 3 from the top 20 "Ladies" have not been in big brother, page 3 or had a recent "Accidental" sex tape leak, pretty much goes to show the type who reads it :signLOL:
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:worthless:
Post em up boys....
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Maybe all the people who voted for her have seen the sextape.
She's ok but there are far sexier women out there. :happy2:
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Maybe all the people who voted for her have seen the sextape.
She's ok but there are far sexier women out there. :happy2:
PM Link please!! :party:
Yeh I couldn't believe it when I heard it this morning. Don't get me wrong, marks out of two I'd give her one!! But seriously, sexiest woman in the world!?!??!? WTF :stupid: :stupid:
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Sorry Tiger I don't have it. :sad1:
Did have Abi Titmus's finest hour somewhere. :wink:
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Maybe all the people who voted for her have seen the sextape.
She's ok but there are far sexier women out there. :happy2:
PM Link please!! :party:
Yeh I couldn't believe it when I heard it this morning. Don't get me wrong, marks out of two I'd give her one!! But seriously, sexiest woman in the world!?!??!? WTF :stupid: :stupid:
Try Isohunt you perv its on there
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You aint missing anything with the Tulisa sex tape, don't see anything interesting, quite boring.
I'd give her one but she isn't the sexiest person in the world
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You aint missing anything with the Tulisa sex tape, don't see anything interesting, quite boring.
I'd give her one but she isn't the sexiest person in the world
Remove all the make up and she is a plain jane, the sex tape involves a boob flash and bj, not worth watching unless you like seein some chavs todger :popcornsoda:
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^^^ A boob flash?! I started skipping through it after about a minute because it was so dull!
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You aint missing anything with the Tulisa sex tape, don't see anything interesting, quite boring.
I'd give her one but she isn't the sexiest person in the world
Remove all the make up and she is a plain jane, the sex tape involves a boob flash and bj, not worth watching unless you like seein some chavs todger :popcornsoda:
I never noticed she had a todger in it :surprised: I will have to watch it again now :evilgrin:
To all those who haven't seen it - Spankwire is your friend :innocent:
However don't expect much. In fact i can't think of any so called "celebrity" video i would watch more than once and i've seen pretty much all of them that are out there. :grin:
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FHM next month are no doubt issuing a free eye test at Specsavers
Where was Holly Willabooby :pomppomp:
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http://www.fhm.com/girls/news/fhms-100-sexiest-women-in-the-world-2012-the-full-list--83154
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Really dont understand the attraction... Shes rank!
Money cant buy class n no matter how much she tries she just looks like a cheap chav slapper.
if it wasnt for n-dubz could imagine her in a mckenzie shell suit n TNs wi a load of sh*t gold, pushin a pram wi a sprog or 2 n shoutin 'get ere you lil b*stard' wi a fag angin out of 'er trap! Or in other words... An Oldham bird! :grin:
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Really dont understand the attraction... Shes rank!
Money cant buy class n no matter how much she tries she just looks like a cheap chav slapper.
if it wasnt for n-dubz could imagine her in a mckenzie shell suit n TNs wi a load of sh*t gold, pushin a pram wi a sprog or 2 n shoutin 'get ere you lil b*stard' wi a fag angin out of 'er trap! Or in other words... An Oldham bird! :grin:
Ha ha, thats just what I think of Oldham birds too, amount of time you see/hear some old slag smacking a kid or shouting "Britney/Kylie get ere' u lickle s8it" and I lived near there too (6 miles away) sh1t hole.
A night out in Oldham consists of the following:-
Getting your tracksuit on and some white trainers (if you dont intend on going to a club) otherwise its a £15pr of chinos and some cheap shoes and either a "Stone Island, Rockport or Burberry shirt" :sick:, trawl round the pubs looking for the easiest looking bird u can find :love:, have a fight over her with one of your own mates, take her outside and give her one up against a Wheelie bin (probably while some random passer by is taking a p155 on the back of your legs :confused:), get into another fight, move onto a club where you inevitably start another fight which ends up with you and all your mates (and the lads you were fighting) being chucked out, you keep fighting, the police turn up and you all leg it, they cant be bothered chasing you as it seems that no one has been stabbed or bottled (YET) and it aint worth the paperwork :wink:) then you move onto another club looking all innocent as you walk in :innocent:, you keep your head down the rest of the night as this is the only other club your not barred from that is open :grin:, then you go get a kebab have a fight in there as someone finished the chilli sauce before u got yours, then you go outside and haggle with the taxi driver over your fare home, then quarter of a mile before home you yank on the handbrake and you and your mates leg it leaving the taxi driver trying to decide who is the smallest/slowest to chase :rolleye:
Anyone thinking of a night out in Oldham................Don't bother :signLOL: :signLOL:
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A night out in Oldham consists of the following:-
Getting your tracksuit on and some white trainers (if you dont intend on going to a club) otherwise its a £15pr of chinos and some cheap shoes and either a "Stone Island, Rockport or Burberry shirt" :sick:, trawl round the pubs looking for the easiest looking bird u can find :love:, have a fight over her with one of your own mates, take her outside and give her one up against a Wheelie bin (probably while some random passer by is taking a p155 on the back of your legs :confused:), get into another fight, move onto a club where you inevitably start another fight which ends up with you and all your mates (and the lads you were fighting) being chucked out, you keep fighting, the police turn up and you all leg it, they cant be bothered chasing you as it seems that no one has been stabbed or bottled (YET) and it aint worth the paperwork :wink:) then you move onto another club looking all innocent as you walk in :innocent:, you keep your head down the rest of the night as this is the only other club your not barred from that is open :grin:, then you go get a kebab have a fight in there as someone finished the chilli sauce before u got yours, then you go outside and haggle with the taxi driver over your fare home, then quarter of a mile before home you yank on the handbrake and you and your mates leg it leaving the taxi driver trying to decide who is the smallest/slowest to chase :rolleye:
Anyone thinking of a night out in Oldham................Don't bother :signLOL: :signLOL:
Brilliant, :grin: :grin: have you ever thought of writing for a travel guide like Lonely Planet.
Regarding the top 100
As Wigit said, 'Should have gone to Spec savers'
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Pretty much perfect......
May i add a lovely dose of chlymidia and usually a 'benefit baby' by 2 dregs of society! :happy2:
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@ Tamiyoman: Absolutely brilliant piece of wordsmithing! You have gone up in my estimation :wink:
Now, to get back on topic :grin: ........
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I simply couldn't believe Tulisa was at number 1 :surprised: :sick:
There's plenty more beautiful women in the list and some that don't even make it :sad1:
I quite like Anna Silk (Lost Girl) and she's not even in there!
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I simply couldn't believe Tulisa was at number 1 :surprised: :sick:
There's plenty more beautiful women in the list and some that don't even make it :sad1:
I quite like Anna Silk (Lost Girl) and she's not even in there!
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Yup Anna is sexy, but one of my faves (who did not even make the top 100) is Daniela Ruah AKA Agent kensie Bligh from NCIS Los Angeles, now she is sexy :love:
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^^^^
Daniela Ruah....... :drool: :love: ....... Purrfect breasts!! Not too big and not too small. Nice eyes too.
I can see that you and I, Tamiyoman, would be fighting over her.
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Daniela Ruah....... :drool: :love: ....... Purrfect breasts!! Not too big and not too small. Nice eyes too.
I can see that you and I, Tamiyoman, would be fighting over her.
Something else we agree on :signLOL:
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Of all the 21st Century girls, I'd still rather go back to the Eighties and go threes up with Priscilla Presley, Heather Locklear and the bird who played Daisy Duke :drool: :drool: :drool:
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The sun paper done a top 100 today and that is alot better than fhm's one
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4296507/Hollywood-star-Mila-Kunis-wins-The-Suns-poll-to-find-worlds-sexiest-women.html
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I'm still a Jo Guest man...
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80's Heaven :drool:
Heather Locklear
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Catherine Bach
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Priscilla Presley
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4296507/Hollywood-star-Mila-Kunis-wins-The-Suns-poll-to-find-worlds-sexiest-women.html
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Katy Perry #25!!! :surprised: :fighting:
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Katy Perry should have been no.1 :surprised: :surprised:
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Ohh that Daisy Duke would be on my Bucket List of things to "do" before I snuff it!!
That Cole dog at No.2, what's the world coming too!!
Anyway, my vote goes to Olivia Wilde :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Anyway, my vote goes to Olivia Wilde :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Oh yeah! :notworthy:
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Ohh that Daisy Duke would be on my Bucket List of things to "do" before I snuff it!!
That Cole dog at No.2, what's the world coming too!!
Anyway, my vote goes to Olivia Wilde :drool: :drool: :drool:
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+1 :drool::drool::drool:
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Maybe all the people who voted for her have seen the sextape.
She's ok but there are far sexier women out there. :happy2:
PM Link please!! :party:
Yeh I couldn't believe it when I heard it this morning. Don't get me wrong, marks out of two I'd give her one!! But seriously, sexiest woman in the world!?!??!? WTF :stupid: :stupid:
Try Isohunt you perv its on there
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:signLOL:
The link for the Peres is here :rolleye:
http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,47266.0.html