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Title: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 06:05:58 pm
Was out and about today and spotted Chris (Thor) with his "other" car.  :surprised:

I'm not surprised he's kept it quiet........... everyone would be copying it  :evilgrin:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fww275%2FTaufe%2F54d5d8c2.jpg&hash=4437b28761db8aeedba2824b4d8077490038abbd)
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: RedRobin on May 14, 2012, 06:13:39 pm
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Is this the same Thor we all know?

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nationalfitnessequipments.com%2Fimages%2Fglutes.gif&hash=03bf5b44a34ab4b4fd96c28be32d719dfe113b61)

Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 06:15:16 pm
Yup the very same Red Leader. :happy2:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Andy on May 14, 2012, 06:20:25 pm
 :signLOL:--i had a customer bring a pink clio in last week for brakes--when i had to take it for a test drive i was hiding under the dash :signLOL:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Lone_Par on May 14, 2012, 06:23:04 pm
The eyelashes just set that car off nicely.
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: RedRobin on May 14, 2012, 06:23:15 pm
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Thor has always been insanely jealous of mine:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FRedRobin_05%2FRR%2FPink-RED_rearside.jpg&hash=5294455841d52913ddcddfae182a69396615801f)

At least I think it was my car he was referring to!  :scared:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Saintsteve on May 14, 2012, 06:37:05 pm
Was out and about today and spotted Chris (Thor) with his "other" car.  :surprised:

I'm not surprised he's kept it quiet........... everyone would be copying it  :evilgrin:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fww275%2FTaufe%2F54d5d8c2.jpg&hash=4437b28761db8aeedba2824b4d8077490038abbd)


 :popcornsoda:  this should be good  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Weston on May 14, 2012, 06:39:59 pm
Beautiful. What mascara does he use?
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 06:47:12 pm
:popcornsoda:  this should be good  :signLOL:

I'm sure Chris will enjoy the banter :smiley:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: RedRobin on May 14, 2012, 06:50:16 pm
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Do you think that he's got himself that new car so he can impress the young johdpur & riding booted girls of Hampshire by making them think he's in touch with his feminine side?
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 06:51:27 pm
I don't see what's feminine about it Robin :confused:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: RedRobin on May 14, 2012, 06:52:37 pm
^^^^
:signLOL:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 06:56:21 pm
Will chris even fit in that? I dont think his arm will go through the door  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: RedRobin on May 14, 2012, 07:02:08 pm

Will chris even fit in that? I dont think his arm will go through the door  :signLOL:


 :signLOL:

And if he does manage to prise himself in, he won't be able to get out! Mind you, he could always bust out of the bodywork and end up wearing bits of pink body armour - It would save him spraying his American footie gear pink.
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Thor on May 14, 2012, 07:17:04 pm
Damn it Carl, i was hoping to keep that under wraps until the Rolling road day at JKM and come out of the closet then :laugh:.  Hope to have the red lip gloss for the front bumper by then.  :happy2:

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Do you think that he's got himself that new car so he can impress the young johdpur & riding booted girls of Hampshire by making them think he's in touch with his feminine side?

Robin, i know i'm inn touch with my feminine side cos my boyfriend told me so  :wink:  or have you forgotten  :love:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Thor on May 14, 2012, 07:18:23 pm
Will chris even fit in that? I dont think his arm will go through the door  :signLOL:

I wondered why my arms were twitching on the drive back from Bristol tonight, now i know Rich was talking about them.  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:19:23 pm
Damn it Carl, i was hoping to keep that under wraps until the Rolling road day at JKM and come out of the closet then :laugh:.  Hope to have the red lip gloss for the front bumper by then.  :happy2:

Sorry mate, you never said it was a secret after i got out once we had "finished" in the woods  :ashamed: :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Thor on May 14, 2012, 07:21:18 pm
Damn it Carl, i was hoping to keep that under wraps until the Rolling road day at JKM and come out of the closet then :laugh:.  Hope to have the red lip gloss for the front bumper by then.  :happy2:

Sorry mate, you never said it was a secret after i got out once we had "finished" in the woods  :ashamed: :evilgrin:

Yeah, 'bout that.  Please can i pick the safe word next time  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Hedge on May 14, 2012, 07:22:37 pm
Rimmage is not a very good safe word boys.  :wink:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:22:56 pm
Yeah, 'bout that.  Please can i pick the safe word next time  :evilgrin:

Are you sure? It's hard to speak with your mouth full you know  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Thor on May 14, 2012, 07:26:39 pm
Yeah, 'bout that.  Please can i pick the safe word next time  :evilgrin:

Are you sure? It's hard to speak with your mouth full you know  :evilgrin:

mmmrm mmmrr mr mm m m mrm ...................ooooooooohhh salty
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:27:19 pm
I knew that stuff about asparagus was a myth  :grin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 07:31:08 pm
 :sick:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:31:45 pm
:sick:

I don't spit  :wink:  :grin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: stealthwolf on May 14, 2012, 07:31:54 pm
I guess Thor's too big to hide in the closet!  :grin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: RedRobin on May 14, 2012, 07:32:26 pm
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Thor is now banging on about spanking on another thread.......
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Thor on May 14, 2012, 07:32:33 pm
I knew that stuff about asparagus was a myth  :grin:

 Can you eat plenty of stawberries next time  :party:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: RedRobin on May 14, 2012, 07:33:31 pm

I knew that stuff about asparagus was a myth  :grin:


 Can you eat plenty of stawberries next time  :party:


....And more cream!
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: stealthwolf on May 14, 2012, 07:34:27 pm
:sick:
Jealous?
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:35:38 pm
This thread has just gone to a whole new level  :laugh:

Brilliant  :grin: :congrats:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 07:40:53 pm
Hang on... im just going to try and restore the balance...

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20.11.2010 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainerk90/6587752777/) by Rainer Kerov (http://www.flickr.com/people/rainerk90/), on Flickr
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:42:35 pm
Oh so you can post a couple of Lezzer's but Me and Chris start talking and it's classed as sick  :confused:



 :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 07:42:53 pm
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Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: stealthwolf on May 14, 2012, 07:43:47 pm
Hang on... im just going to try and restore the balance...
That's just more gay.  :stupid:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 07:45:20 pm
Hang on... im just going to try and restore the balance...
That's just more gay.  :stupid:

You woudnt be saying that if they both pounced on you....  :jumpmove:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: stealthwolf on May 14, 2012, 07:45:25 pm
What makes a hole go from 'o' to 'O'?



Thor!
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: stealthwolf on May 14, 2012, 07:46:02 pm
You woudnt be saying that if they both pounced on you....  :jumpmove:
But then they wouldn't be gay!  :grin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:46:32 pm
The bonus about having an arsehole like a washing machine window is that no-one hears me fart. So i don't give myself away when trying to hide  :happy2:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 07:46:44 pm
You woudnt be saying that if they both pounced on you....  :jumpmove:
But then they wouldn't be gay!  :grin:

I didnt say they were gay  :happy2:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 07:47:45 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm8.staticflickr.com%2F7010%2F6587758051_87331e07ac.jpg&hash=11ba55bd59d3e52fad573ec58b33bffb5ff88947) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainerk90/6587758051/)
20.11.2010 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainerk90/6587758051/) by Rainer Kerov (http://www.flickr.com/people/rainerk90/), on Flickr

"Red Robin told me that these sparky things need changing every 20000 miles......"
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Little_Dave on May 14, 2012, 07:52:23 pm
The bonus about having an arsehole like a washing machine window is that no-one hears me fart. So i don't give myself away when trying to hide  :happy2:

Might wanna get a drawstring fitted in case you follow through tho  :ashamed:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 07:53:15 pm
Not with the amount of "packing" that gets done. :happy2:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Little_Dave on May 14, 2012, 07:55:55 pm
Fudge anybody??  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Hedge on May 14, 2012, 08:05:40 pm
Not with the amount of "packing" that gets done. :happy2:

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Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: rich83 on May 14, 2012, 08:06:54 pm
Not with the amount of "packing" that gets done. :happy2:

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"A most capacious sausage wallet!"
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 08:07:56 pm
I wouldn't say it was a sausage wallet.

More a pigeon's tongue wallet  :grin:
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Thor on May 14, 2012, 09:04:15 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm8.staticflickr.com%2F7010%2F6587758051_87331e07ac.jpg&hash=11ba55bd59d3e52fad573ec58b33bffb5ff88947) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainerk90/6587758051/)
20.11.2010 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rainerk90/6587758051/) by Rainer Kerov (http://www.flickr.com/people/rainerk90/), on Flickr

"Red Robin told me that these sparky things need changing every 20000 miles......"

Is that a prototype of the Forge Catchcan she has her hand on in the right hand side of the picture.
Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: Thor on May 14, 2012, 09:08:04 pm
Since a picture is worth a 1000 words, this is how I feel right now  :signLOL:

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Title: Re: Thor has got himself a new car....
Post by: vRS Carl on May 14, 2012, 09:23:11 pm
 :grin: :grin: :congrats: