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Title: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Top Cat on May 31, 2012, 04:59:13 pm
How comez Sky make there boxes out of the same gear that VW use for the diverter valve.  :fighting:
I am not exaggerating i must be on my 12 one now  :fighting: and it looks like i will need another. The piece of crap wont let me watch anything other than my fish tank whilst recording.  :indifferent:

right i'm going in (ringing sky ) someone hold my feet incase i dont make it back.  :scared:

 The first 10 minutes of the conversation will be. Mr Cunningham can you see a lead coming out of the back of your box.  :rolleye:
Follow it until you see a small white thing entering the wall.   :rolleye:
Now this bit is important, flick the switch before you remove the small white thing.  :rolleye:
Ok, now count to 10 ( no cheating ) and plug back in.  :rolleye:
Yep i can confirm it is broke again.  :rolleye:
unfortunately sir, you never took out one of our warranty offers that we send you every waking minute of your life.  :rolleye:

Awaits for Skys ( murdoch's mucker ) to enter this thread all upset that i dare say sky boxes are pap.  :popcornsoda:  :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:

Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Hedge on May 31, 2012, 05:01:04 pm
 :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: JPC on May 31, 2012, 05:02:40 pm
Ask marley to fix it, he'll do it, you won't have a clue! ;0
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Top Cat on May 31, 2012, 05:03:30 pm
Ask marley to fix it, he'll do it, you won't have a clue! ;0

I cant even get sky's phone number up.  :laugh:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: vRS Carl on May 31, 2012, 05:04:54 pm
Awaits for Skys ( murdoch's mucker ) to enter this thread all upset that i dare say sky boxes are pap.  :popcornsoda:  :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:

There may be trouble ahead  :popcornsoda:  :grin:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: rich83 on May 31, 2012, 05:16:37 pm
.... Cue, 'Mr Brakes'

.........
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: vRS Carl on May 31, 2012, 05:18:01 pm
.... Cue, 'Mr Brakes'

.........

He will make a quick visit but he can't stop...........
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Top Cat on May 31, 2012, 05:20:54 pm
Update : the Scottish girl that i normally get through to has moved to India it seems.   :jumpmove: I am in the middle of a reboot.  :grin:

She is going to ring me back.  :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Top Cat on May 31, 2012, 05:30:00 pm
Ok update 2: box has rebooted and it is still broken.  :laugh:

Awaits the return phone call.  :booty:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Saintsteve on May 31, 2012, 05:37:24 pm
How comez Sky make there boxes out of the same gear that VW use for the diverter valve.  :fighting:
I am not exaggerating i must be on my 12 one now  :fighting: and it looks like i will need another. The piece of crap wont let me watch anything other than my fish tank whilst recording.  :indifferent:

right i'm going in (ringing sky ) someone hold my feet incase i dont make it back.  :scared:

 The first 10 minutes of the conversation will be. Mr Cunningham can you see a lead coming out of the back of your box.  :rolleye:
Follow it until you see a small white thing entering the wall.   :rolleye:
Now this bit is important, flick the switch before you remove the small white thing.  :rolleye:
Ok, now count to 10 ( no cheating ) and plug back in.  :rolleye:
Yep i can confirm it is broke again.  :rolleye:
unfortunately sir, you never took out one of our warranty offers that we send you every waking minute of your life.  :rolleye:

Awaits for Skys ( murdoch's mucker ) to enter this thread all upset that i dare say sky boxes are pap.  :popcornsoda:  :jumping: :jumping: :jumping:



Oh dear. virgin are offering a good deal. Cherrio  :signLOL:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Top Cat on May 31, 2012, 05:39:51 pm
New build Steve, or i would.  :wink:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Saintsteve on May 31, 2012, 05:43:14 pm
New build Steve, or i would.  :wink:

they normally don't worry about that, just dig your driveway up without consulting normally..

Sounds like your dish and cabling have issues and is why your going through boxes quicker then I can slam down a Quarter pounder at Maccy D's.

Ask for your dish and sat cables are changed along with your Sky hd box and that will sort the issues.
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Top Cat on May 31, 2012, 05:46:07 pm
Surely if there was a problem with the dish and cable it wouldn't work at all no matter how many boxes they replace. ??? This new box has lasted a good 8 months.  :rolleye:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Saintsteve on May 31, 2012, 05:52:28 pm
Surely if there was a problem with the dish and cable it wouldn't work at all no matter how many boxes they replace. ??? This new box has lasted a good 8 months.  :rolleye:

Arh see that's something I know can cause you all sorts of issues and as a customer you won't.  The Dish , cables and main 240 volt cable are the most important aspect of the life of a Set top box. 15 years I've been doing this TC. If your unlucky enough to get a sub contractor visit, he will look for the easy way out by just swooping boxes which won't cure the long term issue. If your going though now 13 boxes, these will go wrong but unless someone that knows how to cure a repeating visit occurring, then this MUST be done.

If its not, then I predict another  Sky boxes are poo thread in a couple of months ...
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: chungster on May 31, 2012, 06:24:24 pm
My Amstrad HD box is still going strong after 2 years of use.  :happy2:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Saintsteve on May 31, 2012, 06:28:59 pm
My Amstrad HD box is still going strong after 2 years of use.  :happy2:
They normally are. I've still got 2 pvr sky plus boxes, both 8 years old, and 2 pvr 4 1st gen hd boxes from 2008 when I moved here, and still on my originals .

People automatically think the boxes are at fault, but the initial installation can be cocked up, purely as one example, a bend radius in the CT63  sat cables being too bent or the engineer hitting the cables by accident with his hammer.
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Saintsteve on May 31, 2012, 09:29:23 pm
Ok update 2: box has rebooted and it is still broken.  :laugh:

Awaits the return phone call.  :booty:

Update ??  :popcornsoda:

Or have Sky haven't bothered to ring back...?
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: dmac1969 on May 31, 2012, 09:36:14 pm
I've had the same Sky Digital box since 1998! Never went wrong yet , touch wood. (Think its a Pace one)
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: geordie56 on May 31, 2012, 09:39:31 pm
I feel your pain! We have 3 hd boxes, multiroom and we are forever rebooting it as recordings keep failing and channels blue screening! This applies for 2 out of the 3 and the third now and again cuts off, absolutely useless and am toying with going to virgin. What's the script with hd and multiroom on virgin does anyone know? Don't think we have the cable in place that's the only thing can this be overcome or not?
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: MarkMarked on May 31, 2012, 10:22:30 pm
I feel your pain! We have 3 hd boxes, multiroom and we are forever rebooting it as recordings keep failing and channels blue screening! This applies for 2 out of the 3 and the third now and again cuts off, absolutely useless and am toying with going to virgin. What's the script with hd and multiroom on virgin does anyone know? Don't think we have the cable in place that's the only thing can this be overcome or not?

If you have a cable point out on the pavement, then VM will run the cable to your house as part of the install. They will work with you to find the best route - no digging up of driveways

If you go for the Premiere collection or higher then you will get a TIVO (pretty much the best STB available in the UK) plus a standard HD STB for a second room, 23 HD channels, 60mb broadband (not some rubbish upto gimmic you get down a phone line) once the broadband upgrade is complete across the country and every channel you receive on the main box is also available on the second box HD included.

However you won't get Sky Atlantic at all, or  Sky Sports 3, Sky Sports 4 or Sky Sports F1 in HD as Sky won't let VM have them - OFCOM had to force Sky to give VM Sky Sport 1 & 2 in HD (only available in the VIP collection)

VM don't have anything like Sky Go at present

My old STB died after 18 months, and was replaced as part of the service - you only rent the boxes, you don't buy them

Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Top Cat on May 31, 2012, 10:30:44 pm
Ok update 2: box has rebooted and it is still broken.  :laugh:

Awaits the return phone call.  :booty:

Update ??  :popcornsoda:

Or have Sky haven't bothered to ring back...?

Correct they never bothered or forgot to ring back. Bloody dish and cable have caused the nice lady to forget.  :wink:

Suppose i shall have to go through the whole process again in the morning.  :booty:
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: KipVR on May 31, 2012, 11:01:09 pm
Having had virgin for the past few years, i had to change to sky when we moved house, it is so poop compared. Sky is expensive, broadband slow, no movies on demand, customer services are terrible, I would switch back in an instant if I had the choice.
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: Saintsteve on June 01, 2012, 07:20:27 am
Ok update 2: box has rebooted and it is still broken.  :laugh:

Awaits the return phone call.  :booty:

Update ??  :popcornsoda:

Or have Sky haven't bothered to ring back...?

Correct they never bothered or forgot to ring back. Bloody dish and cable have caused the nice lady to forget.  :wink:

Suppose i shall have to go through the whole process again in the morning.  :booty:

Ask for cancelations dept TC. In will be one  in England for starters. tell them exactly what's happened, if you've had 13 boxes now, they will arrange someone like myself to put it right and give the engineer the correct allotted time to fix. they will arrange compensation for your viewing issues.

you shouldn't have to threaten to quit, but this day and age you have to before they will jump.
Title: Re: SKY boxes are pooo
Post by: gti yorks on June 01, 2012, 06:44:03 pm
Ok update 2: box has rebooted and it is still broken.  :laugh:

Awaits the return phone call.  :booty:

Update ??  :popcornsoda:

Or have Sky haven't bothered to ring back...?

Correct they never bothered or forgot to ring back. Bloody dish and cable have caused the nice lady to forget.  :wink:

Suppose i shall have to go through the whole process again in the morning.  :booty:

Ask for cancelations dept TC. In will be one  in England for starters. tell them exactly what's happened, if you've had 13 boxes now, they will arrange someone like myself to put it right and give the engineer the correct allotted time to fix. they will arrange compensation for your viewing issues.

you shouldn't have to threaten to quit, but this day and age you have to before they will jump.

I threatened to quit when they wanted to charge me £149+£15 p+p for the 1TB box, i got it for free in the end, just paid £15 for p+p  :happy2: