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Title: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: MC71 on August 27, 2012, 08:40:51 am

Lion on the loose in Essex (apparently).  :laugh:

 My wife is visiting family in the area, local news says "STAY IN DOORS". The misses and her sister have decided against talking the dog for a walk this morning!!  :signLOL:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5jN1-z8PGuVyamzdno6CSjCPUTlTg?docId=N0206001346015611312A

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: sub39h on August 27, 2012, 10:50:26 am

what i don't understand is although there have been credible sightings of it nobody has reported a lion missing. i would have thought that keeping such a beast would be highly regulated and surely someone should know if they have a lion missing! i suppose it could be the mother of all pranks!

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: RedRobin on August 27, 2012, 10:58:47 am

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I must admit I laughed out loud when I heard that news flash on Ch5 last night while watching a movie.

Ooops! It's probably an illegal Lion called Agness.

From ~1:50.............

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: RedRobin on August 27, 2012, 11:48:50 am

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As reported in The Sun (so it must be true!):

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4506955/First-picture-of-lion-on-loose-in-Essex.html

Looks suspiciously like a cardboard cutout......  :popcornsoda:

But I want its dung to keep cats away from my garden (saves getting out the catapult each time).

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: CAPTAIN BRITAIN on August 27, 2012, 12:56:45 pm

The zoo have released a photo of the creature,
Police have warned the public there is a real danger of him licking you to death.

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.khloekcdn.celebuzz.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F10%2FKhloe-Kardashian-Boo-the-Dog-Facebook-102610261.jpg&hash=e63b01cf51d307dab73e67507edf4ff79e41b260)

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: MC71 on August 27, 2012, 01:01:02 pm

^^^^ class  :signLOL: :signLOL:

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: stealthwolf on August 27, 2012, 01:07:36 pm

 :congrats:

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: Horatio on August 27, 2012, 01:42:46 pm

it's another wind up  :grin:

Title: Re: Lion on the loose in Essex!!
Post by: Degudodger on August 27, 2012, 11:29:27 pm

 :grin:
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