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Title: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on September 27, 2012, 09:09:18 pm

Carlo 'Monte' is stuck in Hospital with a strangulated hernia!  :sick: :sick:

I know a few people that have had hernias my Dad included and they're uncomfortable to say the least!

Hopefully will be seen to and fixed up soon,  get well soon dude!   :happy2: :happy2: :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: stealthwolf on September 27, 2012, 09:13:16 pm
Speedy recovery dude.
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Tortaruga on September 27, 2012, 09:21:31 pm
x2 good luck
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: markymark on September 27, 2012, 09:27:52 pm
Get well soon buddy! :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: JPC on September 27, 2012, 09:29:21 pm
gutted! hope your better soon dude!
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: scopes on September 27, 2012, 09:33:46 pm
X2 ! Get well soon dude...
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Hedge on September 27, 2012, 09:35:29 pm
Get well soon matey.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Moz on September 27, 2012, 09:40:52 pm
Horrible, I had a hernia of my stomach, from celebrating a United goal, crazy I know. Hurt like a bitch
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Squeeguk on September 27, 2012, 10:01:32 pm
Get well soon Carlo. Hope you're up and about soon.
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Deako on September 27, 2012, 10:02:03 pm
Get well soon dude.  :drinking:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Kalpsn2000 on September 27, 2012, 10:02:51 pm
Get well soon Monte :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: MAT ED30 on September 27, 2012, 10:18:38 pm
Get well soon  :drinking:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Frodo-anni on September 27, 2012, 10:22:08 pm
Get well soon. All i can say is get some Senna, works a treat a few days after surgery  :signLOL: :signLOL:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: gazbutS3 on September 27, 2012, 10:25:45 pm
Top bloke, get well soon fella :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Greeners on September 27, 2012, 10:27:34 pm
Hope you feel better soon buddy!  :drinking:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: sub39h on September 27, 2012, 10:28:11 pm
Uh-oh :S

Get well soon fella :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: MC71 on September 27, 2012, 10:33:00 pm
Ouch!! Get well soon matey!  :drinking:

Quote from: Frodo-anni on September 27, 2012, 10:22:08 pm
Get well soon. All i can say is get some Senna, works a treat a few days after surgery  :signLOL: :signLOL:

Way too much info' :sick:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Andy on September 27, 2012, 10:45:13 pm
get well soon Carlo :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: rich83 on September 27, 2012, 10:47:02 pm
Sounds nasty... get well soon!
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: RedRobin on September 27, 2012, 10:50:43 pm
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Get well again soon, Carlo  :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Eddie-NL on September 27, 2012, 10:51:49 pm
get well soon
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Poppa Dom on September 27, 2012, 10:52:09 pm
All the best Carlo - speedy recovery  :drinking:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: PND on September 27, 2012, 11:20:52 pm
Hope you're up and about again soon.  :drinking:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Russ_leeds on September 27, 2012, 11:29:53 pm
get well soon mate  :drinking:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on September 28, 2012, 06:38:44 am

Operation today by the sounds of it.  Hopefully the nurses are easy on the eye for you Carlo  :innocent:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Matto on September 28, 2012, 07:41:22 am
Get well soon mate  :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: JoeDarKa on September 28, 2012, 07:42:54 am
Get well soon
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: RENNTAG on September 28, 2012, 08:49:03 am
Get well soon Carlo  :smiley:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Top Cat on September 28, 2012, 07:33:51 pm
He is, as tough as old boots, he has already been rebuilt like 6 million dollar 6 Euros man after his bike crash. All we need to do is send him piccies of shiny wheels  and he will be happy.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: monte on September 29, 2012, 09:47:23 am
Cheers lads  :happy2:

Hopefully back home on Monday. Had a strangulated Hernia the size of a tennis ball (just above Steve and the Twins)  :ashamed:

Operation went well but the pain is still unbearable (even with all the opiates I take)

Feels like I'm being kicked in the balls every 10secs  :scared:

Not had much sleep but hopefully things will improve quickly.

Thanks again everyone  :drinking:

Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Hedge on September 29, 2012, 10:18:28 am
Sorry mate but your comments did make me chuckle.

Get well soon and no taking Steve and the twins out for a quick test drive.  :wink:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: richtung on September 29, 2012, 10:28:54 am
Hope you make a swift recovery Carlo  :happy2:

Rich
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: monte on September 30, 2012, 11:47:16 pm
Well I was allowed home last night  :pomppomp:

Recovering well and taking things slow.

Thanks for all the kind words....you got me all embarrassed  :ashamed:

Just before I left I was seen by one of the Gorgeous lady doctors.  :love:

She told me that APART from my Strangulated Hernia, I have a compulsive lying disorder.  :confused: :confused: :confused:



.....Anyway, she gave me a quick blowjob in her office and has arranged to visit me at home next week  :laugh:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: RedRobin on September 30, 2012, 11:53:10 pm
Quote from: monte on September 30, 2012, 11:47:16 pm

.....Anyway, she gave me a quick blowjob in her office and has arranged to visit me at home next week  :laugh:


....In that case, which hospital? I think I might have a hernia coming on!

Very glad to see that you haven't lost your sense of humour, Carlos  :drinking:

Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: MC71 on October 01, 2012, 11:47:04 am
Quote from: monte on September 30, 2012, 11:47:16 pm
.....Anyway, she gave me a quick blowjob in her office and has arranged to visit me at home next week  :laugh:

Due to the amount of NHS prescribed hallucinogenic opiates you've been on, that "gorgeous lady doctor" who administered emergency CPR to your manhood is not a stunner I'm afraid and really looks like this......

Enjoy your home visit  :laugh:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1049.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs399%2Fmcaborn%2F8710dc2ec92c3f3ec501fc1dbb1fdde1.jpg&hash=99168d336a04890b50de78ab5644c3fddbb4d4ad)

Am glad your feeling better :happy2:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: RedRobin on October 01, 2012, 01:41:21 pm
^^^^
:signLOL:  :laugh:

Have you seen the movie "Shallow Hal"? - A shallow man, played by Jack Black, falls in love with a 300lb woman because of her 'inner beauty', played by Gwyneth Paltrow. It's a hilarious RomCom.

Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: monte on October 01, 2012, 09:32:24 pm
Quote from: MC71 on October 01, 2012, 11:47:04 am
Quote from: monte on September 30, 2012, 11:47:16 pm
.....Anyway, she gave me a quick blowjob in her office and has arranged to visit me at home next week  :laugh:

Due to the amount of NHS prescribed hallucinogenic opiates you've been on, that "gorgeous lady doctor" who administered emergency CPR to your manhood is not a stunner I'm afraid and really looks like this......

Enjoy your home visit  :laugh:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1049.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs399%2Fmcaborn%2F8710dc2ec92c3f3ec501fc1dbb1fdde1.jpg&hash=99168d336a04890b50de78ab5644c3fddbb4d4ad)

Am glad your feeling better :happy2:

Hahaha  :laugh:

Cheers dude.....you got me thinking now  :ashamed:
Title: Re: Get well soon Carlo!!
Post by: Powervalve Nige on October 02, 2012, 09:35:32 am
Glad you're back on the mend bud  :happy2: