MK5 Golf GTI
General => Random Chat => Topic started by: Tortaruga on November 27, 2012, 07:59:26 pm
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...that I've spent over 15 days on this forum since I joined in
March April this year. :scared:
That's more than a two-week holiday in Corfu. :surprised:
Is there any way to convince her that this is a good thing? Or should I 'grow up' and start reading Proust instead...?
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Tell her to keep watching her soaps and keep her nose out :signLOL:
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Juts tell her in this way "Let me do Maaaaaaaa Thingggggg !!!!
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1) Was she the one who equated it to two weeks, which just happens to be a typical holiday length which travel agents book?
2) Was she the one who then mentioned the word "Corfu"?
Yes and yes. I thought so. She's just using this to try to make you feel guilty (a very common female ploy towards male partners) and to prompt you into suggesting a two-week holiday in Corfu or some other sun spot and also into you thinking it was your idea.
Writing this makes me feel like those two blokes in the Fosters TV commercials who answer the phone to guys needing advice about their womenfolk!
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You need a girlfriend like this!:
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1) Was she the one who equated it to two weeks
No! Just click your forum profile, then 'show stats'. Your wasted days are there to see!!
:surprised: :surprised:
Excellent vids btw :happy2:
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It's 15 days you haven't spent looking at boobs.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Very good, must mention that... :laugh:
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Ohh mate, your misses has been snooping on your profile, is nothing sacred! They can't help it, they are born nosey. :laugh:
Tell her its the forum or it will be even more porn!
I solved this problem by buying my good lady her own iPad, she now spends 15 days a week on the shopping sites! :signLOL:
Got to love em though, come in handy.......
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1049.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs399%2Fmcaborn%2F86dc63178b358cf180a44af6caa71b9e.jpg&hash=8946d23523c0a26fe6a6b02e09c652e79eaee725)
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I solved this problem by buying my good lady her own iPad, she now spends 15 days a week on the shopping sites!
Clever idea...xmas present I think is sorted!
Believe it or not I don't like porn...I'm either abnormal or the perfect boyfriend. :confused: :confused:
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@ Tortaruga:
That's not a collection of dildo's in your forum sig pic is it!?
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Uh oh :scared:
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fk482%2Ftfsi_mike%2F3BE8F799-9B96-4BA7-A159-0F98401F8180-486-0000000AC3AAB348.jpg&hash=e28985d8b76815870cd0d8812a0e0cecc450e042)
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How did you manage that, Mike!? :surprised:
I probably have the biggest post count on the forum but have only spent 150 days compared to your 162 days. I have nearly twice as many posts as you!
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How did you manage that, Mike!? :surprised:
I probably have the biggest post count on the forum but have only spent 150 days compared to your 162 days. I have nearly twice as many posts as you!
That's partly to do with your obsession with conversation about Racheals hoodoo dillies and your fine contribution to Vag babes, Robin. :grin: Haha!
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Youve been registered 3 months longer than me too :ashamed:
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RedRobin 15679
Greeners 10506
Top Cat 9353
SteveP 7901
Tfsi_Mike 7885
stealthwolf 7233
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Feckin Hell! I'd rather not have seen that, Rich! It's not the high number which concerns me but that it's so much higher than anyone else's.
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I've only spent 3days,5hours and 51 mins on here.
That'd only get me a weekend break in Edinburgh.Including flights. :laugh:
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Robins post break down.
Twintake - 5000
REVO - 5000
XB and UB - 1000
Other hardware - 1000
Babes - 2000
Wildlife pond - 1000
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Robins post break down.
Twintake - 5000
REVO - 5000
XB and UB - 1000
Other hardware - 1000
Babes - 2000
Wildlife pond - 500
Sunflowers - 500
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^^^ amendment approved!
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Racheals hoodoo dillies
??? :confused: :confused:
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^^^^ I take it you didn't see Racheal's "New Member's" welcome thread, went viral even before any mention of Hoohoo dillies (read "love jublies")!
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^^^^ I take it you didn't see Racheal's "New Member's" welcome thread, went viral even before any mention of Hoohoo dillies (read "love jublies")!
Aye that's where the majority of RR's posts come from!!
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Loving your sig TIT pic, Lone_Par :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
Did you create it? It needs posting in the VAG BABES thread.
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Robins post break down.
Twintake - 5000
REVO - 5000
XB and UB - 1000
Other hardware - 1000
Babes - 2000
Wildlife pond - 500
Sunflowers - 500
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....Excellent! :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :laugh:
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Loving your sig TIT pic, Lone_Par :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
Did you create it? It needs posting in the VAG BABES thread.
Found it on google. Don't ask what the search term was though!!
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Loving your sig TIT pic, Lone_Par :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
Did you create it? It needs posting in the VAG BABES thread.
Found it on google. Don't ask what the search term was though!!
....Just about to be posted in VAG Babes thread with credit to you :drinking: < Now done!
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Not taking away from the quality of the vag babes thread; do the status details take into account that you could leave yourself logged on, so you don't have to sign in all the time, but may well not actually be on the site? :fighting2:
Could cause so bias stats unless it only knows when you are actually active commenting on threads :popcornsoda:
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Perhaps but I admittedly visit an unhealthy amount allbeit browsing and checking recent replies & unread posts
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This forum is seriously addictive and with modern media gadgets it's so easy to dip in and out.
You get into discussions or banter with folks, or see that you can help someone, or need some help. When you have met some of the others in person the whole sense of community gets even stronger.
It's a good thing :grouphug: :drinking:
The downside is the encouragement to pour money down the slippery slope:
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FRedRobin_05%2FRED_INK%2FGTIforum_HelpSlipperySlope.jpg&hash=84efac0c69de7d6ccf6d3b434354e0f596c81722)
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Perhaps but I admittedly visit an unhealthy amount allbeit browsing and checking recent replies & unread posts
For instance. Even though I select "leave me logged in". If you check the people online it's not likely to have been over an hour or so since I was reading or posting