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Title: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 03, 2012, 06:53:39 pm
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News of Duchess of Cambridge, Kate's pregnancy and the whole world has gone bananas!  :stupid:

I wish them well as parents but world interest about all this is totally OTT in my opinion! Madness that so many people are so obsessed by it.

Does anyone else agree with me?
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: andrewparker on December 03, 2012, 06:54:38 pm
In a word, yes!
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: ArildStavrum on December 03, 2012, 06:55:49 pm
Didn't realise she was pregnant....
Continuing with the royal tradition I wonder who's baby it is....
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Lone_Par on December 03, 2012, 06:59:13 pm
I concur.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: tony_danza on December 03, 2012, 07:01:05 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi402.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp107%2Fmaiyanlinane%2Fginger-baby1.jpg&hash=34dbfc27f14bf72de937e9c8b596097cc8670898)
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: sub39h on December 03, 2012, 07:01:10 pm
agree. good for them, but not the slightest bit bothered
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: v4rley on December 03, 2012, 07:06:30 pm
Agree, best wishes. But keeps my other half busy whilst I play with the golf and browse the forum  :happy2:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Rachael on December 03, 2012, 07:27:44 pm
In hospital with morning sickness...
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: MC71 on December 03, 2012, 07:28:46 pm
Happy for them and i wish them well but will it affect my life, no! I hope the press give them some privacy although I doubt it.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: andrewparker on December 03, 2012, 07:44:45 pm
The only reason Kate Middleton's pregnant is she doesn't have tits worth finishing on.




Stolen from Frankie Boyles Twitter feed :grin:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 03, 2012, 07:45:14 pm
Finally managed to hit the second hole down from the back of the neck.  :pomppomp: :pomppomp: :pomppomp:

 :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 03, 2012, 07:45:35 pm
The only reason Kate Middleton's pregnant is she doesn't have tits worth finishing on.




Stolen from Frankie Boyles Twitter feed :grin:

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Wild Bean on December 03, 2012, 08:04:03 pm
The only reason Kate Middleton's pregnant is she doesn't have tits worth finishing on.




Stolen from Frankie Boyles Twitter feed :grin:

Haha good old Frankie, that's the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 03, 2012, 08:13:23 pm

The only reason Kate Middleton's pregnant is she doesn't have tits worth finishing on.


 :signLOL: Brilliant!

And I guess that she doesn't need any more pearl necklaces.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: MC71 on December 03, 2012, 08:16:42 pm
Poor little thing is going to starve to death if she breast feeds it.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 03, 2012, 08:26:43 pm
^^^^
:signLOL:

This is brilliant and not the way I expected this thread to go when I started it. I expected to get flamed for appearing to be disrespectful or anti Royal (which I'm not).

 :happy2:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: andrewparker on December 03, 2012, 08:33:11 pm
It's the level of detail in which they cover these things that annoys me. Do we really need to know how she got to hospital (by car, not ambulance)? Do we really need expert analysis of the type of morning sickness she has? The BBC even catalogued every bit of evidence in the last month or so that pointed towards her pregnancy!
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 03, 2012, 08:38:28 pm
I agree Andrew. While mildly interesting it really isn't worth all the detail they deliver.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 03, 2012, 08:43:56 pm

It's the level of detail in which they cover these things that annoys me. Do we really need to know how she got to hospital (by car, not ambulance)? Do we really need expert analysis of the type of morning sickness she has? The BBC even catalogued every bit of evidence in the last month or so that pointed towards her pregnancy!


....Agreed totally. The media coverage is completely OTT and it begins to irritate.

A half-hour TV news broadcast and 25 minutes of it is the Royal Baby subject  :stupid:

And why do so many women go weak knee'd and gushy every time any other woman gives birth?
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: MC71 on December 03, 2012, 08:48:53 pm
None of us will be moaning when the chosen one is born and we all get another Bank Hoilday!  :laugh:

Does this officially make Kate Middleton a MILF?? 
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 03, 2012, 09:06:02 pm

Does this officially make Kate Middleton a MILF?? 


....Yes, but you'll have to wait until she has actually given birth.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 03, 2012, 09:09:31 pm
Well she was always an ILF.  :party:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: wigit on December 03, 2012, 09:18:31 pm
well on a plus point at least the baby will get to nestle in Pippa Middleston's tits for cuddles  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: MC71 on December 03, 2012, 09:43:25 pm

The royal couple are said to be naming the baby after one of their most famous ansestors.

Personaly, I think Adolf is a terrible name.

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Saint James’ Palace have announced that The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, is expecting a baby.

What are the odds that it comes out ginger?

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How does Prince William like his eggs?

On Kate Middleton’s chest.

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Kate and Wills have announced they are to have a “Royal Baby.”

Bravo to Wills with the cunning plan to make Kate’s t*ts bigger

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Kate Middleton fell pregnant because William wasn’t able to use one of the best forms of contraception.

A t*t w*nk.

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This is how the Royal baby will be presented to its subjects....

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Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 03, 2012, 09:48:39 pm
^^^^
What's wrong with the name Adolf?

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FDetailing%2FStickers%2FHitler.jpg&hash=4ac1d4901923c1d8bb483497db3b9e66a0883152)
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 03, 2012, 09:52:49 pm
Funnily enough Adolf lost popularity in Germany and Austria over the last 70 or 80 years.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 03, 2012, 09:56:40 pm

Funnily enough Adolf lost popularity in Germany and Austria over the last 70 or 80 years.


....I can't think why.

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FDetailing%2FStickers%2FVW_UberAlles.jpg&hash=ee57c2574c886e7693b32e84198478996e666638)
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: MC71 on December 03, 2012, 09:58:58 pm
^^^^ love that pic of Hitler!!  :signLOL:

(Copied to Photobucket to be bought out at suitably comedic moment)

Love this one......  


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Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hurdy on December 04, 2012, 12:07:34 am
Royal babies!  :indifferent: :sleepy:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: rich83 on December 04, 2012, 12:26:51 am

...boring..... NEXT...  :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Baz300 on December 04, 2012, 04:37:47 am
Is it safe to assume that Kate Middleton will be bottle feeding the baby?

Upon hearing the news Harry said to his sister-in-law Kate, "If it's a girl I think you should name her after my mum, and should it be a boy I think you should name him after my dad.""Thanks Harry," she replied, "I think if we were to have a girl we would like to name her after your mother but if we have a boy I think Wills would rather name him after his dad."

So Kate Middleton is pregnant..I thought that it was government policy to discourage people who don't work from having kids.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: dodds-gttdi on December 04, 2012, 08:38:27 am
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News of Duchess of Cambridge, Kate's pregnancy and the whole world has gone bananas!  :stupid:

I wish them well as parents but world interest about all this is totally OTT in my opinion! Madness that so many people are so obsessed by it.

Does anyone else agree with me?

Amen!! Totally agree. I posted a message to the same effect on Facebook and was flamed down by a lot of my female friends.  :fighting: What a waste of media coverage. I'm not unhappy for the couple. Just it has absolutely nothing to do with me (or the 99% of us!)!  :stupid:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RetroRaz on December 04, 2012, 09:00:12 am
definetely agree its OTT, all over my twitter feed.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Tamiyoman on December 04, 2012, 09:14:23 am
As I dont watch the news (never have) and knew nothing about this, I really don't care what the "Royals" get up to................................on a more interesting note, it's not raining today!  :happy2:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 04, 2012, 09:26:49 am
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/it-had-better-not-be-ginger-queen-warns-harry-2012120451737 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/it-had-better-not-be-ginger-queen-warns-harry-2012120451737)

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: MC71 on December 04, 2012, 09:32:48 am
That's brilliant.  :signLOL:

The Queen said: “This family has a history of mysteriously ginger babies and I’m sick of it.
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: rich83 on December 04, 2012, 10:34:50 am
(https://dl.dropbox.com/u/27143826/flyingf.jpg)
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Greeners on December 04, 2012, 11:03:27 am
I just hope she keeps a little 'Baby weight' as she is painfully thin which for me detracts from what a beautiful girls she is!  :party:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: RedRobin on December 04, 2012, 11:18:23 am
^^^^
Breasts tend to fill out nicely too when a lady becomes a mum. Not that we are in the least bit interested in Kate Middleton's breasts.



Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 04, 2012, 11:37:08 am
^^^^
Breasts tend to fill out nicely too when a lady becomes a mum. Not that we are in the least bit interested in Kate Middleton's breasts.



 :confused: :surprised:

Speak for yourself.  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Greeners on December 04, 2012, 12:02:47 pm
^^^^
Breasts tend to fill out nicely too when a lady becomes a mum. Not that we are in the least bit interested in Kate Middleton's breasts.



 :confused: :surprised:

Speak for yourself.  :evilgrin:

^^^^ What he said!!  :surprised:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 04, 2012, 12:08:54 pm
^^^^
Breasts tend to fill out nicely too when a lady becomes a mum. Not that we are in the least bit interested in Kate Middleton's breasts.


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Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Mikeygtir on December 04, 2012, 02:08:02 pm
surely the big news isnt the fact that Kates having a baby, but more that william finally got this hole! lol

Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Mk5 GTian on December 04, 2012, 07:40:41 pm

She might not have big tits, but what an arse and legs. I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of that every night!
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: andrewparker on December 04, 2012, 07:44:40 pm

She might not have big tits, but what an arse and legs. I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of that every night!

Which one are you? Andy Gray or Richard Keys?

:signLOL:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Mk5 GTian on December 04, 2012, 07:53:13 pm

She might not have big tits, but what an arse and legs. I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of that every night!

Which one are you? Andy Gray or Richard Keys?

:signLOL:

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: marko on December 04, 2012, 07:55:38 pm
errr...TAKE A BOW SON!!!.......TAKE A BOW

 :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: MC71 on December 04, 2012, 07:58:58 pm

She might not have big tits, but what an arse and legs. I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of that every night!

Which one are you? Andy Gray or Richard Keys?

:signLOL:

 :congrats: :signLOL:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: Hedge on December 04, 2012, 09:07:26 pm
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/duchess-of-cambridge-reveals-plan-to-spawn-antichrist-201107054036 (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/duchess-of-cambridge-reveals-plan-to-spawn-antichrist-201107054036)

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Royal Baby Fever....
Post by: andrewparker on December 06, 2012, 12:20:51 pm
Don't know if anyone has missed it, but Kate is out of hospital now.

Now all breathe a collective sigh of relief.