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Title: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tortaruga on December 13, 2012, 08:04:35 pm
What's the worst mod you've done?
The one that you probably spent ages sorting, then stepped back to take a look and said something like 'that looks really woeful, what was I thinking?'.

 :smiley:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: JackG on December 13, 2012, 08:17:11 pm
Buying the dam car for me  :fighting:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: alackofspeed on December 13, 2012, 08:19:30 pm
Evoms. One man's music, is another man's pain. For me it was pain. Got rid instantly.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: sub39h on December 13, 2012, 08:22:18 pm
BSH True Seal, without a shadow of a doubt
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: chocice on December 15, 2012, 12:18:32 am
I changed the aerial to a short stubby one and couldn't pick up any radio
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: rich83 on December 15, 2012, 12:20:25 am
BSH rear drop links.... waste of about 150 quid in total. Sounded like a skeleton having a wank in a bin
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tortaruga on December 15, 2012, 12:21:35 am
I changed the aerial to a short stubby one and couldn't pick up any radio
Priceless!

Try the Polo aerial - works almost as well in my experience and looks better IMO. :smiley:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: chocice on December 15, 2012, 12:30:55 am
Mine came from eBay what a waste of money
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: marko on December 15, 2012, 12:32:57 am
BSH rear drop links.... waste of about 150 quid in total. Sounded like a skeleton having a wank in a bin

 :signLOL: :signLOL:
quality
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: dan1985 on December 15, 2012, 07:18:47 am
Not my mod but a mk5 with tacky led daylight running lights just looks wrong.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: zerolag on December 15, 2012, 08:05:18 am
BSH rear drop links.... waste of about 150 quid in total. Sounded like a skeleton having a wank in a bin

roflmfao!!  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on December 15, 2012, 08:56:45 am

Road Tax count?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: chrisr763 on December 15, 2012, 09:41:00 am

Road Tax count?  :laugh:

:happy2:  it's got to be! As it doesn't actually go anywhere!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: DaveyCupra on December 15, 2012, 10:26:00 am
Cheap seat covers off of Ebay, move about more than a fly on cocaine. Have to be fixed back into place  everytime you get out of the car!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: MC71 on December 15, 2012, 10:36:18 am
Red BBS stickers (don't ask) to go over the VW centre caps on my Pescara's. A blind 2 year old could have produced something of better quality!

(Still got them if anyone what's them for a tenner :laugh:)
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Kemnaychris on December 15, 2012, 10:50:39 am
Not by me but the dopey 17 year old that owned my car before fitted a dump valve to a tdi golf lol sounds o sh*te and I really hate it

Does anyone know part number for the hp hose with the dreaded clips :( I know it's about 100 gbp but not sure where to get one ? As he has cut that hose and put DV inbetween it :(
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: chrisr763 on December 15, 2012, 02:22:31 pm
Lol. Send me your dv when you take it off! Want it for a laugh!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Saintsteve on December 15, 2012, 02:26:47 pm
Buying Carbon fibre wraps over various bits of the car and on some interior trims too..

Recolouring my Old Pescara's Boron instead of Antracite..  :sick:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Top Cat on December 15, 2012, 03:11:28 pm
Greeners and 182 Blue.  :jumping:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: rich83 on December 15, 2012, 03:26:49 pm
Greeners and 182 Blue.  :jumping:


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 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Wolf Burger on December 15, 2012, 03:40:51 pm
BSH rear drop links.... waste of about 150 quid in total. Sounded like a skeleton having a wank in a bin

Tea on laptop
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Greeners on December 15, 2012, 03:50:29 pm
Greeners and 182 Blue.  :jumping:

 :grin:


 :angry015:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: scottm72 on December 15, 2012, 05:28:57 pm
Cheap seat covers off of Ebay, move about more than a fly on cocaine. Have to be fixed back into place  everytime you get out of the car!
done that before, bl@@dy annoying, lost the plot one day with them and stopped the car to throw them out of the window  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: GNJ_Motorsport on December 15, 2012, 06:15:45 pm
BSH rear drop links.... waste of about 150 quid in total. Sounded like a skeleton having a wank in a bin

 :signLOL:

Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: GrayMK5GTI on December 15, 2012, 06:24:18 pm
I changed the aerial to a short stubby one and couldn't pick up any radio
Priceless!

Try the Polo aerial - works almost as well in my experience and looks better IMO. :smiley:

Exactly what I did, all of it. Will be selling the Polo aerial as the car is going
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Lone_Par on December 15, 2012, 06:51:34 pm
I changed the aerial to a short stubby one and couldn't pick up any radio
Priceless!

Try the Polo aerial - works almost as well in my experience and looks better IMO. :smiley:

Exactly what I did, all of it. Will be selling the Polo aerial as the car is going

I'm looking for a Polo aerial mate.....!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: GrayMK5GTI on December 15, 2012, 07:30:28 pm
@Lone_par - keep an eye out in the for sale section   :happy2:

It's not a genuine OEM one, but almost exactly the same & the reception is spot on
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: jedi-knight83 on December 15, 2012, 07:39:13 pm
Worst mod. Itg intake


Tapatalk - iPad
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: MC71 on December 15, 2012, 07:50:27 pm
^^^^ in my top 3 worst mods!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on December 15, 2012, 07:52:27 pm

Because of the noise?
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: scottm72 on December 15, 2012, 07:52:57 pm
emmm sticker of a naked girl showing the vw sign
the wife said no chance lol  :confused:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: MC71 on December 15, 2012, 08:01:58 pm
Because of the noise?

For me yes and for my lady wife YES!! Working my way through the list of intakes. Might try the new APR/VWR one next.

I'm looking for a Polo aerial mate.....!

Here you go, OEM MY10 Polo aerial..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-POLO-2010-SKODA-YETI-AERIAL-ROD-PART-NUMBER-6R0-035-849-/200857905732?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2ec4106a44
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: gazon69 on December 15, 2012, 08:23:33 pm
Itg intake. Ugly as fook and sounded sh*te.  :sick:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on December 15, 2012, 08:26:26 pm

What you running Now Gaz? Evoms?
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: PDT on December 15, 2012, 08:27:32 pm
Must have been posted by now, but my vote goes to:

Any intake that fits onto the OE air box/engine cover
Forge DV spacer

 :sick:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on December 15, 2012, 09:03:54 pm

Oh the forge spacer  :grin:

I only had it fitted because Awesome Gti fitted it by mistake when I asked for the Forge DV
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: E30Dom on December 15, 2012, 09:55:37 pm
Cutting the original airbox up to fit the evoms... Red coil packs look so much better ;-)
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: chrisr763 on December 15, 2012, 10:13:55 pm
Buying Carbon fibre wraps over various bits of the car and on some interior trims too..

Recolouring my Old Pescara's Boron instead of Antracite..  :sick:

What's wrong with the wraps?
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: AA on December 15, 2012, 10:24:53 pm
Cheap seat covers off of Ebay, move about more than a fly on cocaine. Have to be fixed back into place  everytime you get out of the car!
Have you found http://www.heavydutyseatcovers.co.uk/?gclid=CNqz-uO5nbQCFXDLtAodVCUA1g
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: gazon69 on December 15, 2012, 10:27:27 pm

What you running Now Gaz? Evoms?
no mike, im running vf intake with 3" maf as im on giac map  :happy2:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: jedi-knight83 on December 16, 2012, 12:25:50 am

Because of the noise?

noise and loss of low end torque
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: rich83 on December 16, 2012, 12:38:17 am

Because of the noise?

noise and loss of low end torque

I cant say ive noticed loss of low end after fitting my intake.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Dsg steel on December 16, 2012, 01:02:59 am

Because of the noise?

noise and loss of low end torque

I cant say ive noticed loss of low end after fitting my intake.

Same here...
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: scottm72 on December 16, 2012, 01:14:58 am
seen an r32 scream past me today with a bl@@dy stupid sounding exhaust, some of the sounds these mods make are just plain stupid
here is my technical version of how it sounded lol
vvveeeeeeeTTTTTT,,,THEN SUCK, vvveeeeeeeTTTTT,,, THEN SUCK LOL
I mean wtf, what happened to a good hearty roar from a beefy exhaust and the sound of a good turbo,,, not a bl@@dy industrial hairdryer with asthma  :rolleye:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: ianv5 on December 16, 2012, 06:36:46 am
Cutting the original airbox up to fit the evoms... Red coil packs look so much better ;-)

 :sad1: I quite like my cover  :sad1:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Baz300 on December 16, 2012, 10:09:45 am
Fitting the latest polar FIS

The amount of fault codes it caused was unreal,

Don't have one fitted and I have still lost the audio menu on my highline.

I might as well of paid kwick fit £220 to break my car
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: b16vrg on December 16, 2012, 10:12:47 am
A bloody phone holder mounted in the centre of the dash by the previous owner. Want to get rid but be left with a big hole :stupid:. Why do people do it
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: 56OctyVRS on December 16, 2012, 10:14:53 am
For me it was fitting an intake.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: swgti on December 16, 2012, 10:45:52 am
It would appear that the various types of intake people have had fitted are going to be the most popular worst mod ever....*crosses of wishlist*
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Saintsteve on December 16, 2012, 07:25:41 pm
Buying Carbon fibre wraps over various bits of the car and on some interior trims too..

Recolouring my Old Pescara's Boron instead of Antracite..  :sick:

What's wrong with the wraps?

The carbon wraps were installed , 2 attempts by chameleon vehicle wrap specialists, and both times the wrap would shrink back to its ORIGONAL state and show the colour underneath the mirror housings. The stuff is fine on flat, no stretchable surfaces, but when you have to add heat to stretch into shape, forget it. Takes a few weeks but ends up exactly the same,and yes the wraps were heated to the point of tearing , so saying the wrap wasn't heated up enough, isn't the reason.Myself and another forumite both had the same issues. So we decided to bin the idea.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: AndyED30 on December 16, 2012, 07:36:29 pm
Because of the noise?

For me yes and for my lady wife YES!! Working my way through the list of intakes. Might try the new APR/VWR one next.

Go get the VWR one, it sounds great, doesn't look like a blind two yr old designed it and certainly doesn't have any warning lights flashing up!  :happy2:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Greeners on December 16, 2012, 09:46:35 pm
Buying Carbon fibre wraps over various bits of the car and on some interior trims too..

Recolouring my Old Pescara's Boron instead of Antracite..  :sick:

What's wrong with the wraps?

The carbon wraps were installed , 2 attempts by chameleon vehicle wrap specialists, and both times the wrap would shrink back to its ORIGONAL state and show the colour underneath the mirror housings. The stuff is fine on flat, no stretchable surfaces, but when you have to add heat to stretch into shape, forget it. Takes a few weeks but ends up exactly the same,and yes the wraps were heated to the point of tearing , so saying the wrap wasn't heated up enough, isn't the reason.Myself and another forumite both had the same issues. So we decided to bin the idea.

I didn't know Chameleon did yours Steve, I thought it was the franchise lot that also had a place in Leeds that went belly up?  :confused:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Janner_Sy on December 16, 2012, 09:49:40 pm
Stage 3  :sad1:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tfsi_Mike on December 16, 2012, 10:06:11 pm
Stage 3  :sad1:

Hoping your over the moon with the result.  :sad1:  it's going to be a tad faster than the bus!  :driver:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Janner_Sy on December 16, 2012, 11:05:06 pm
it'd be nice to actually just have the car   :sad1:  Should have just stayed stage 2 in hindsight.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: chrisr763 on December 16, 2012, 11:13:38 pm
Buying Carbon fibre wraps over various bits of the car and on some interior trims too..

Recolouring my Old Pescara's Boron instead of Antracite..  :sick:

What's wrong with the wraps?

The carbon wraps were installed , 2 attempts by chameleon vehicle wrap specialists, and both times the wrap would shrink back to its ORIGONAL state and show the colour underneath the mirror housings. The stuff is fine on flat, no stretchable surfaces, but when you have to add heat to stretch into shape, forget it. Takes a few weeks but ends up exactly the same,and yes the wraps were heated to the point of tearing , so saying the wrap wasn't heated up enough, isn't the reason.Myself and another forumite both had the same issues. So we decided to bin the idea.

Your interior trim should have been okay though? :)
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Saintsteve on December 17, 2012, 04:28:49 pm
Buying Carbon fibre wraps over various bits of the car and on some interior trims too..

Recolouring my Old Pescara's Boron instead of Antracite..  :sick:

What's wrong with the wraps?

The carbon wraps were installed , 2 attempts by chameleon vehicle wrap specialists, and both times the wrap would shrink back to its ORIGONAL state and show the colour underneath the mirror housings. The stuff is fine on flat, no stretchable surfaces, but when you have to add heat to stretch into shape, forget it. Takes a few weeks but ends up exactly the same,and yes the wraps were heated to the point of tearing , so saying the wrap wasn't heated up enough, isn't the reason.Myself and another forumite both had the same issues. So we decided to bin the idea.

Your interior trim should have been okay though? :)

It was yes, just outside on the mirrors
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: bigmig95 on December 17, 2012, 05:08:59 pm
Another one for fitting an intake.  Part load noise just where you don't want it.  Did my head in.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Andy_Ed30 on December 17, 2012, 05:46:21 pm
Another one for fitting an intake.  Part load noise just where you don't want it.  Did my head in.

X2

Part load is so annoying.
But at WOT it sounds great!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: andybon on December 17, 2012, 08:27:53 pm
Lockwood door sill plates, Look out of place on the car!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: b16vrg on December 17, 2012, 10:38:40 pm
Im guessing there will soon be a lot of 2nd hand intakes in the for sale section :signLOL:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: chrisr763 on December 17, 2012, 10:52:47 pm
Im guessing there will soon be a lot of 2nd hand intakes in the for sale section :signLOL:

Well it would suprise me if loads of people made topics on the 'Wanted' section over them  :grin:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: AndyED30 on December 18, 2012, 01:56:27 pm
Im guessing there will soon be a lot of 2nd hand intakes in the for sale section :signLOL:

Well it would suprise me if loads of people made topics on the 'Wanted' section over them  :grin:

Not if they bought a decent one  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: muckipup on December 18, 2012, 03:23:21 pm
Autotech HPFP internals for me....don't mean to start any debate here but it blew the seal in my HPFP
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: graeme on December 18, 2012, 04:25:53 pm
xenons ... I cant firgure out why one is white and one is blue considering they have been coded and I put new bulbs in them !  :laugh: must be a faulty igniter.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: zerolag on December 18, 2012, 05:06:29 pm
Those stupid blank button stickers... cheap enough not to worry about though.

On other cars... Viggen rescue kit, which suspodely sorted out the sh!te GM bulkhead design... did it work... did it foook --- this emoticon has never been so true :driver:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: b16vrg on December 18, 2012, 05:43:36 pm
A home made single wiper conversion on my mk1 golf years ago. Could never get it to sit right and one day just kept going round cleaning the bonnet :stupid:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Tortaruga on December 18, 2012, 05:49:26 pm
one day just kept going round cleaning the bonnet

 :signLOL: Very funny!
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: simonp on December 18, 2012, 05:57:00 pm
Skellingtons don't have willies...??
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: scottm72 on December 18, 2012, 10:55:23 pm
xenons ... I cant firgure out why one is white and one is blue considering they have been coded and I put new bulbs in them !  :laugh: must be a faulty igniter.
are they oem xenons ? mine are both white !
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Bernhard30 on December 19, 2012, 01:33:12 am
Personally I think the WALK is my worst mods, in my view it only marginally aided traction.

And due to a sheared bolt in the part that it fits too, was a right pain in the ar$e and £££££'s to install.
Probably if the old part had just unbolted my view my not be so coloured of the WALK itself, but that's what happened.

Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: graeme on December 19, 2012, 08:18:36 am
xenons ... I cant firgure out why one is white and one is blue considering they have been coded and I put new bulbs in them !  :laugh: must be a faulty igniter.
are they oem xenons ? mine are both white !

Yeh i think that the igniter might be faulty tho . Ill have a wee look at it this weekend :)  :wink: looks as if one light is not getting as much power to it as the other !
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: scottm72 on December 19, 2012, 04:52:29 pm
xenons ... I cant firgure out why one is white and one is blue considering they have been coded and I put new bulbs in them !  :laugh: must be a faulty igniter.
are they oem xenons ? mine are both white !

Yeh i think that the igniter might be faulty tho . Ill have a wee look at it this weekend :)  :wink: looks as if one light is not getting as much power to it as the other !
good luck to you on that one matey, that would be way beyond my limited skill set, I don't even know if I can change a bulb on the xenons myself, due to them being xenons I have not looked into if they are a sealed unit or anything,,,, guess I will deal with it when and if it happens.
will prob be an emergency ( help me ) post in the future by me lol.
every other bulb I can do on most cars but xenons ?
let us know how you get on buddy but if it was me it would be an auto electrician I think
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: graeme on December 19, 2012, 10:30:51 pm
xenons ... I cant firgure out why one is white and one is blue considering they have been coded and I put new bulbs in them !  :laugh: must be a faulty igniter.
are they oem xenons ? mine are both white !

Yeh i think that the igniter might be faulty tho . Ill have a wee look at it this weekend :)  :wink: looks as if one light is not getting as much power to it as the other !
good luck to you on that one matey, that would be way beyond my limited skill set, I don't even know if I can change a bulb on the xenons myself, due to them being xenons I have not looked into if they are a sealed unit or anything,,,, guess I will deal with it when and if it happens.
will prob be an emergency ( help me ) post in the future by me lol.
every other bulb I can do on most cars but xenons ?
let us know how you get on buddy but if it was me it would be an auto electrician I think

They work the same way as a halogen light pretty much .. the bulb goes into a holder there is a round plastic cap that goes over that then you put the igniter over that and a wee plug in the igniter gets plugged in ... relatively simple .. pretty footery but not 2 bad. Easier than it sounds anyway  :happy2:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: scottm72 on December 19, 2012, 11:01:29 pm
will keep that in mind, many thanks  :happy2:
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: Kalpsn2000 on December 19, 2012, 11:41:05 pm
Personally don't have a bad mod...yet.

Interesting about the intakes. Which ones are people happy with?

If I did go for one the Forge Twintake is currently top of my list I reckon (although pretty pricey).
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: rich83 on December 19, 2012, 11:42:58 pm
My Evoms is fine... its quite loud i suppose but i dont mind it because when cruising it virtually silent.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: kiddfrost on December 19, 2012, 11:46:56 pm
K&N panel filter which was probably my first mod. Car sounded faster, I tried to convince myself it was faster but I don't think it made any difference. Logged it with vcds which showed it flowed less air than the stock filter. 
For me it was a waste of time and money. I did learn I needed a proper intake though.
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: oliver73 on December 20, 2012, 12:16:43 pm
It wasnt my mod but my brother's: Possibly the LED/neon strips he put under the car. They never mounted properly, the rear strip never went on because the exhaust was in the way, and the front came off when a rabbit played chicken with the car and lost. One day he got fed up with them and just threw them into a bush on the side of the road! Was good fun at xmas time, as you could put them on a multi-colour setting :P

I cant call it my "worst" mod (as I like everything I've done so far), but the most painful (and expensive!) has been my Milltek. Spent too much money going from a non-res to a res, to finally having a custom centre-section put in place. Finally got it right now (I think!)
Title: Re: Worst Mods?
Post by: b16vrg on December 21, 2012, 09:44:12 pm
Also,putting big bumpers on my mk1, just never got them to look right, Remember getting to inters ( back in the days of Crowthorne, 93 i think) and everyone elses looked better. Thinking back over the years think ive had a fair share of Worst Mods :happy2: