MK5 Golf GTI
General => Detailing => Topic started by: VC on July 01, 2009, 08:57:56 pm
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I went out to clean what was left of Devons insect population off of the front of the car (got most of the little buggers on the way up) and realised i have only gone and left my wash stuff up in Northampton
:fighting2::ashamed:
i've got some spare stuff luckily but only bits of things
so.....autoperfection if you're listening....
gunna need:
1 tub of your sexiest Purple Haze
an applicator to smoosh it on with
a microfibre to smoosh it off again
one of your finest sheep puppets
...and here comes the bit that stings........
one of your drying towels :chicken:
i know....
.....me
..captain sceptic :innocent:
well i'd just forked out on a brand new chamois so i might as well see what all this fuss is about and see if you can shut me up :grin:
can you pm me your very best 'ohmygodhessoloyalandhasspentsomuchwithusandhesareallyniceguyandkindofcutetoowithafourmdiscount' price purleese
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafangyuuverymusshhhhh
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can you pm me your very best 'ohmygodhessoloyalandhasspentsomuchwithusandhesareallyniceguyandkindofcutetoowithafourmdiscount' price purleese
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafangyuuverymusshhhhh
:signLOL:
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VC is back :grin: :drinking:
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You were impressed with my everlasting/shagpile Perfection Rug at inters werent you.
You'll need a green finishing rug with red piping on the edge aswell to finish the job nicely :wink:
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if you start talking mankini's again dude.... :grin:
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if you start talking mankini's again dude.... :grin:
I trusted you not to say nothing on this site reference my Fetish Vc. :ashamed: , Im bought them from Hedge if you must know :wink:
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still baffled how you managed to twist the conversation to mankinis then hedge took over and basically offered a good shagging to whomever was nearest :grin:
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You were impressed with my everlasting/shagpile Perfection Rug at inters werent you.
No. It was because he saw me buy one and realised it was something worth buying! :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Hooray he's seen the light..... :signLOL:
Have you PM'd those nice people at AP..... :P
Not used the green rug with red piping yet...have the old Dodo juice version in Cookie Monster Blue... :laugh: which is brill!!!
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i havent seen the light, merely bowing down to peer group pressure :grin:
i'm a chamois fan, so we'll see :chicken:
theyve not replied...probably still trying to read the original post :grin:
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i havent seen the light, merely bowing down to peer group pressure :grin:
i'm a chamois fan, so we'll see :chicken:
theyve not replied...probably still trying to read the original post :grin: They are probably not fluent in Pasty.... :laugh:
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We're here and have just about managed to read (and more importantly, make sense :chicken: of the original message!!!) We'll put together our best deal and PM it over to you :happy2:
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:party:
make me brake out the elvis again :grin:
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:party:
make me brake out the elvis again :grin:
Love me tender or Hound Dog.... :signLOL: Or even Way Down......in Cornwall..... :happy2:
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(sneaky attempts are going on behind the scenes to sway me from my Dodo...)
:grin:
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....another order placed
....why do i feel like i'm being groomed
......i'm off for a shower :chicken:
although saying that i would be nervous that someone had swapped my towels for some weird microfibre thing :grin:
cheers AP :happy2:
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speaking of being groomed.... make sure there's sweeties :party:
:drinking:
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(sneaky attempts are going on behind the scenes to sway me from my Dodo...)
:grin:
If you weren't such plonker and left your "worzel" forget me head at Northampton you wouldn't have had to spend more... :P
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valid point well presented, consider it a blonde moment :grin:
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valid point well presented, consider it a blonde moment :grin:
Much obliged.... :happy2:
And Blonde moment duley noted for future reference.... :signLOL:
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still baffled how you managed to twist the conversation to mankinis then hedge took over and basically offered a good shagging to whomever was nearest :grin:
No takers though and not a bad offer if I do say so myself. :laugh:
....why do i feel like i'm being groomed
Not by me, well conciously anyway. :surprised:
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you did offer that suncream around very generously :grin:
dirty boy.... back in your box :grin:
btw hedge (off topic) i can get your size inc x5 if you need to, the chap says you would have to pay the extra postage to get the garment to him but in return he will size the logos and images so they compliment the shirt for free :happy2:
lemmie know
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cheers T&J :love: parcel has landed...now it's started raining :laugh:
top marks for actually listing on the invoice SHEEP PUPPET
truth
word 8)
:chicken:
to ya mutha
ice ice baby too cold to cold
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ice ice baby too cold to cold
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ice ice baby too cold to cold
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ice ice baby too cold to cold
ice ice baby too cold to cold
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WTF.... :signLOL:
You been on the wine gums again... :laugh: :laugh:
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They list it as the sheep puppet ontheir website :happy2:
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You not thought about some swissvax glacier mate?
Has added properties that keep white 'white' (like dazz for cars lol)
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i go snowblind waxing the car as it is :grin:
i quite like the colour charged properties of the Dodo range
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Glad you've got everything... hopefully it's stopped raining by now so you've had a chance to try everything out.
So............. :scared: what do you think about the towel? Go on, admit it... you love it don't you?!!!!
And what do you think to the Light Fantastic? Is it up there with Purple Haze or is PH still number one for you?
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honestly? the only break in the rain since i got it all, was only long enuff to paint my shed :chicken:
my cleaning ocd had to go on hold,
still raining out there now... i will report back though... oh yes i will :evilgrin:
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anyway...it shouldn't be ME cleaning it :grin:
(...i know.... i know :P)