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Title: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 05, 2013, 02:43:25 pm
Hi guys I don't have a f*ucking clue how forums work but basically I want a Neuspeed P Flow induction kit for my 08 MKV GTI but can't find anywhere that sells them in the UK? Please help as I love to sound loud.

Much love :driver:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: rich83 on February 05, 2013, 02:55:11 pm
Hi guys I don't have a f*ucking clue how forums work but basically I want a Neuspeed P Flow induction kit for my 08 MKV GTI but can't find anywhere that sells them in the UK? Please help as I love to sound loud.

Much love :driver:

Welcome...

Tip one.... dont swear on your first post!  :happy2:

Tip two... i think that Awesome GTI sell the P flow systems.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 05, 2013, 03:11:26 pm
Ahh cool I didn't realise you can't swear! Ooops!  :signLOL:

I've had a look on their website but the picture of them is not the same as the ones they sell over in the states :(

Have I replied to your message properly?

Thanks buddy  :drinking:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: bacillus on February 05, 2013, 03:18:17 pm
Any time you swear on these forums you have to donate something to the forum fund.   :smiley:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: GTImike on February 05, 2013, 03:18:41 pm
Have a look at GNJ performances website too, it might be the CAI cold air feed extension that you have seen?

http://www.gnjmotorsport.com/categories/Volkswagen/Golf-mk5-GTI-%26-Edition-30/Air-Filters/

I've got a P-flo and can't complain for the money. Some say they are a bit noisy but I don't mind hearing the diverter valve flutter a bit  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: rich83 on February 05, 2013, 03:20:26 pm
http://www.awesomegti.com/neuspeed-p-flo-kit-2-0t-golf-tt-oct-leo
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 05, 2013, 03:42:29 pm
Have a look at GNJ performances website too, it might be the CAI cold air feed extension that you have seen?

http://www.gnjmotorsport.com/categories/Volkswagen/Golf-mk5-GTI-%26-Edition-30/Air-Filters/

I've got a P-flo and can't complain for the money. Some say they are a bit noisy but I don't mind hearing the diverter valve flutter a bit  :evilgrin:

I love noise! More the better IMO ;) boost attracts all the females down my road  :evilgrin:

Thanks guys for being helpful! I'm guna order one now :) .... btw how do you get profile pictures?
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Top Cat on February 05, 2013, 03:47:31 pm
Have a look at GNJ performances website too, it might be the CAI cold air feed extension that you have seen?

http://www.gnjmotorsport.com/categories/Volkswagen/Golf-mk5-GTI-%26-Edition-30/Air-Filters/

I've got a P-flo and can't complain for the money. Some say they are a bit noisy but I don't mind hearing the diverter valve flutter a bit  :evilgrin:

I love noise! More the better IMO ;) boost attracts all the females down my road  :evilgrin:

Thanks guys for being helpful! I'm guna order one now :) .... btw how do you get profile pictures?

Here http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,945.0.html

Now f*ck off.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 05, 2013, 04:08:58 pm
Have a look at GNJ performances website too, it might be the CAI cold air feed extension that you have seen?

http://www.gnjmotorsport.com/categories/Volkswagen/Golf-mk5-GTI-%26-Edition-30/Air-Filters/

I've got a P-flo and can't complain for the money. Some say they are a bit noisy but I don't mind hearing the diverter valve flutter a bit  :evilgrin:

I love noise! More the better IMO ;) boost attracts all the females down my road  :evilgrin:

Thanks guys for being helpful! I'm guna order one now :) .... btw how do you get profile pictures?

Here http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,945.0.html

Now f*ck off.  :happy2:


Thanks buddy  :happy2:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: GNJ_Motorsport on February 05, 2013, 05:05:30 pm
http://www.gnjmotorsport.com/products/Neuspeed-P%252dFlo-Air-Intake-Kit-%252d2.0T-K03.html

I have one myself on our GTI. For the money you can't go wrong.
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: rich83 on February 05, 2013, 05:46:34 pm
Have a look at GNJ performances website too, it might be the CAI cold air feed extension that you have seen?

http://www.gnjmotorsport.com/categories/Volkswagen/Golf-mk5-GTI-%26-Edition-30/Air-Filters/

I've got a P-flo and can't complain for the money. Some say they are a bit noisy but I don't mind hearing the diverter valve flutter a bit  :evilgrin:

I love noise! More the better IMO ;) boost attracts all the females down my road  :evilgrin:

Thanks guys for being helpful! I'm guna order one now :) .... btw how do you get profile pictures?

Here http://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,945.0.html

Now f*ck off.  :happy2:


 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: vik2001 on February 05, 2013, 08:07:40 pm
is neuspeed a good bit of kit?, i swear i read somewhere hear that it did some damage to someones car after installed because of the way one of the pipes sits on something else??
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: damoegan on February 05, 2013, 08:32:00 pm
Fantastic piece of kit for the money. Really good fit and does what every other intake does.

I ran one for 2 years on my last ED30 without any problems  :happy2:

ps. I got mine from AwesomeGTI, they do them for k03 and k04..
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: karl210 on February 05, 2013, 08:37:49 pm
I installed one the other day and its a nice piece of kit but wasnt as loud as i hoped.
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: john a on February 05, 2013, 10:02:58 pm
is neuspeed a good bit of kit?, i swear i read.......

What's with all the swearing?
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: ArildStavrum on February 05, 2013, 10:08:05 pm
I installed one the other day and its a nice piece of kit but wasnt as loud as i hoped.

I had mine fitted on Friday it is much much louder than I thought it would be!!
Sounds like I have darth vadar in my glove box! Every gear change is follow by Kshhhhhhhhhhh....
I can't make up my mind if I like it or not. When being generous with the throttle it adds a fair amount of theatre but I worry it will become very tiresome driving around town.

Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 06, 2013, 08:34:16 am
I installed one the other day and its a nice piece of kit but wasnt as loud as i hoped.

I ordered mine yesterday from awsome GTI :) hopefully will come soon! how long do they take from AwsomeGTI?

I just want a bit more noise so the young females know I got boost init.  :jumpmove:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: karl210 on February 06, 2013, 09:11:40 am
It must just be me then, i only bought the car on saturday and fitted it on monday so that might explain why i didnt notice much of a difference. I ordered something off thier website on monday so il let u know when that comes and you haver an idea then. Haha females also love big....................... wheels. To be honest its not a loud boosting car, the 1.8t in my audi s3 is much much louder and that has a loud dump when you let off.
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 06, 2013, 09:52:20 am
Ahh okay buddy well I'm hoping mine comes quickly!

Yeah they don't make too much noise but more noise is better  :wink:

Apparently though the forge DV makes a loud sound so I might get one of those to make those female moist  :love:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Top Cat on February 06, 2013, 10:17:05 am
Ahh okay buddy well I'm hoping mine comes quickly!

Yeah they don't make too much noise but more noise is better  :wink:

Apparently though the forge DV makes a loud sound so I might get one of those to make those female moist  :love:

I would rather go without sex for the rest of my life than fit a forge DV.  It might get young men excited but woman will just laugh at you like the rest of us.  :popcornsoda:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: fab5freddy on February 06, 2013, 10:22:02 am
Ahh okay buddy well I'm hoping mine comes quickly!

Yeah they don't make too much noise but more noise is better  :wink:

Apparently though the forge DV makes a loud sound so I might get one of those to make those female moist  :love:

You old enough to drive Dom? in fact you old enough to have sex? cause that ain't what makes the female's moist  :innocent:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: camfollower on February 06, 2013, 10:23:29 am
The Mk5 GTI seems to have fallen into a 'certain' price bracket, shame.
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 06, 2013, 10:34:24 am
Ahh okay buddy well I'm hoping mine comes quickly!

Yeah they don't make too much noise but more noise is better  :wink:

Apparently though the forge DV makes a loud sound so I might get one of those to make those female moist  :love:

You old enough to drive Dom? in fact you old enough to have sex? cause that ain't what makes the female's moist  :innocent:

I'm 20 :)

Trust me even now when I floor it through town I see those young females loving my boost. I imagine with a Forge DV I will be avoiding a lot more puddles in the road when they get so moist...

I'm not looking to be professional about anything really... I know most of you on here are probably a bit older but seeing as I'm only 20 I wana make the most of screwing my GTI before I get a GTR next year  :driver:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: vag12 on February 06, 2013, 10:39:25 am
It's all about the boost yo
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Top Cat on February 06, 2013, 10:49:16 am
Ahh okay buddy well I'm hoping mine comes quickly!

Yeah they don't make too much noise but more noise is better  :wink:

Apparently though the forge DV makes a loud sound so I might get one of those to make those female moist  :love:

You old enough to drive Dom? in fact you old enough to have sex? cause that ain't what makes the female's moist  :innocent:

I'm 20 :)

Trust me even now when I floor it through town I see those young females loving my boost. I imagine with a Forge DV I will be avoiding a lot more puddles in the road when they get so moist...

I'm not looking to be professional about anything really... I know most of you on here are probably a bit older but seeing as I'm only 20 I wana make the most of screwing my GTI before I get a GTR next year  :driver:

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: berg on February 06, 2013, 10:55:38 am
It is only natural for the young male to try to attract the female species with his pride and joy. I myself, attracted a female house sparrow only last week and have been wining and dining the bird since
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 06, 2013, 11:08:56 am
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FFacebook%2FProfile_Pictures%2F64562_4118148588685_260565830_n.jpg&hash=ed5c107241a5bd5a293fce707798b0c4c17b8c3e)

I heard another way to attrack young females is to get VTEC YO.

How do I get this picture as my profile pic?

Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: fab5freddy on February 06, 2013, 11:24:14 am
Ahh okay buddy well I'm hoping mine comes quickly!

Yeah they don't make too much noise but more noise is better  :wink:

Apparently though the forge DV makes a loud sound so I might get one of those to make those female moist  :love:

You old enough to drive Dom? in fact you old enough to have sex? cause that ain't what makes the female's moist  :innocent:

I'm 20 :)

Trust me even now when I floor it through town I see those young females loving my boost. I imagine with a Forge DV I will be avoiding a lot more puddles in the road when they get so moist...

I'm not looking to be professional about anything really... I know most of you on here are probably a bit older but seeing as I'm only 20 I wana make the most of screwing my GTI before I get a GTR next year  :driver:

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Top Cat on February 06, 2013, 11:26:20 am
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FFacebook%2FProfile_Pictures%2F64562_4118148588685_260565830_n.jpg&hash=ed5c107241a5bd5a293fce707798b0c4c17b8c3e)

I heard another way to attrack young females is to get VTEC YO.

How do I get this picture as my profile pic?



Ill do it for ya.   :happy2:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Greeners on February 06, 2013, 11:33:53 am
Oh dear God!  :chicken:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Top Cat on February 06, 2013, 11:38:36 am
All done Dom.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: rich83 on February 06, 2013, 11:42:49 am
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Ftomashandmilly%2FDaft_stuff%2Fweird-1.gif&hash=a4e698802b5c251ff2dbb4a4fa517448bf14fccb)

 :signLOL:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: camfollower on February 06, 2013, 11:44:52 am
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Ftomashandmilly%2FDaft_stuff%2Fweird-1.gif&hash=a4e698802b5c251ff2dbb4a4fa517448bf14fccb)

 :signLOL:

LMFAO!! :grin: WTF is that!! :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Top Cat on February 06, 2013, 11:46:09 am
Its Dom lapping up the Girlies as they chase his boooost!!!  round town.  :evilgrin:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: rich83 on February 06, 2013, 11:46:13 am
Ive no idea...   :signLOL:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: camfollower on February 06, 2013, 11:48:06 am
Ive no idea...   :signLOL:

PMSL, genuine laughter; it's hideous!! :grin: :grin:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: rich83 on February 06, 2013, 11:49:36 am
One of the most bizarre gifs ive seen i think!
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 06, 2013, 11:52:38 am
All done Dom.  :happy2:

Lmao I just noticed what you did there -_-!

Can you post videos on here? I wana record a video of me driving past some gash in a sh*tty part of town to show them my boost.

 :mad:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Top Cat on February 06, 2013, 11:53:27 am
All done Dom.  :happy2:

Lmao I just noticed what you did there -_-!

Can you post videos on here? I wana record a video of me driving past some gash in a sh*tty part of town to show them my boost.

 :mad:

Yes of course you can pal.  :happy2:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: berg on February 06, 2013, 11:59:12 am
Oh dear God!  :chicken:


how do the ladies of coventry and solihull like the R boooosssttt Nathan?
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: camfollower on February 06, 2013, 12:08:29 pm
All done Dom.  :happy2:

Lmao I just noticed what you did there -_-!

Can you post videos on here? I wana record a video of me driving past some gash in a sh*tty part of town to show them my boost.

 :mad:

Sure, upload it on youtube then use the Youtube button on here when posting and paste the URL between the tags.
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: rich83 on February 06, 2013, 12:30:43 pm
All done Dom.  :happy2:

Lmao I just noticed what you did there -_-!

Can you post videos on here? I wana record a video of me driving past some gash in a sh*tty part of town to show them my boost.

 :mad:

Standard GTI doesnt make enough boost to lift even the shortest of skirts!
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 06, 2013, 12:32:56 pm
All done Dom.  :happy2:

Lmao I just noticed what you did there -_-!

Can you post videos on here? I wana record a video of me driving past some gash in a sh*tty part of town to show them my boost.

 :mad:

Standard GTI doesnt make enough boost to lift even the shortest of skirts!



but atleast it makes them wet...  :drool:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: vik2001 on February 06, 2013, 12:37:33 pm
do  people self clean their neuspeed filter themselves?  hows it best done running under tap??
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 06, 2013, 12:43:54 pm
do  people self clean their neuspeed filter themselves?  hows it best done running under tap??

all airfilters i've ever owned ive put them in the washing machine for a bit, does the trick... also helps if you add de-greaser or something where you'd usually put the lenor stuff etc...

i like to invent my own ways of doing stuff  :grin:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: RENNTAG on February 06, 2013, 12:49:24 pm
HAHAHA this thread is hilarious.
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: berg on February 06, 2013, 12:50:46 pm
do  people self clean their neuspeed filter themselves?  hows it best done running under tap??


best to get one of the moist ladies to do it i find

back on topic, neuspeed products see expensive and dont seem to get good press over here but they seem to be well put together from what i have seen. wonder what APR make of them? or are they linked in?
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Greeners on February 06, 2013, 12:55:18 pm
Oh dear God!  :chicken:


how do the ladies of coventry and solihull like the R boooosssttt Nathan?

Dey is drippin blud!
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: fab5freddy on February 06, 2013, 01:19:41 pm

i like to invent my own ways of doing stuff  :grin:

Including rewriting the book on attracting the opposite sex  :laugh:

Moist ladies and boost  :signLOL:
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: Hurdy on February 06, 2013, 03:19:22 pm
Oh dear God!  :chicken:


how do the ladies of coventry and solihull like the R boooosssttt Nathan?

Dey is drippin blud!

We've told you about that before Count Greener.  :grin:

The biatches who live near me don't even bother wearing skirts any more as I have soo much boost they simply can't see where they are going

They all look like this...

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fxdisneyprincessx%2Fgif%2Fthe_seven_year_marilyn_skirt.gif&hash=9e36e0fcf7f2eb11391a9ff4774500839f70a17b)
Title: Re: Neuspeed Induction Kit in the UK?!?!
Post by: I am the boost! troll on February 07, 2013, 09:55:26 am
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fag118%2FDom_Bradley%2Fkitpflo_zps38b6a09b.jpg&hash=5c28d9060104313e1c484c8c5a60fa4ae17c249e)

this came this morning at 7am! Great service from awsome GTI.

I literally had a line of 7 young females queing outside my door waiting to feel the boost.... thought it had rained on my driveway  :drool: