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Title: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Hedge on February 07, 2013, 08:07:07 am
Well said Phil.



It concerns me that the fit but dumb bint actually has a voice. No doubt someone will agree with her. :fighting:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: MC71 on February 07, 2013, 08:24:01 am
Stupid cow.  :stupid:

If someone came at me or one of my mine waving 2 knives around, I'd want them taser'd ASAP and with EXTREME prejudice too.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Degudodger on February 07, 2013, 08:45:17 am
Pepper Spray. What the hell!

Look love, you can not subdue a knife wilding nutter using flowers, Kittens and clouds. Now be a good girl, go back to reading 50 shades of grey and don't say another word.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: andrewparker on February 07, 2013, 08:45:50 am
I wouldn't mind if she had a substantiated, well thought out argument ready. Debate is good, regardless of whether you agree or not, but saying "it's a bit violent" and not being able to offer an alternative is just daft.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: bigmig95 on February 07, 2013, 08:49:11 am
Trouble is there are too many people with this womens attitude towards things like this.  If the schools and police were allowed a bit more clip round the ear way of working we wouldn't have half as many cocks about.  Jesus in my day it was a beating in the back of a police van or a board rubber thrown at your head from a teacher or a caning, needless to say we didn't dick about too much. People can get away with too much now because of attitudes like this dizzy tart.

Hopefully he got a bit of Gene Hunt treatment in the van on the way to the station as well :laugh:

Rant over........................bring back national service and god help my kids. 

And Phil yes you are a legend, well said  :notworthy:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: h4rdy on February 07, 2013, 09:13:10 am
She sums up all that is wrong in the world!!!
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: rich83 on February 07, 2013, 09:19:35 am
She's needs pepper spraying and then tazering...... Stupid bitch!
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: monte on February 07, 2013, 09:42:26 am
She's needs pepper spraying and then tazering...... Stupid bitch!

She needs knifing.

....with two knifes.

Silly infidel bint  :grin:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: camfollower on February 07, 2013, 09:45:09 am
Typical of someone who's never had to deal with a situation like that.  Even with decent combat training it's difficult not to get injured from a knife wielding maniac, she would have been Swiss cheese.  Well done to the Police for showing restraint and not blowing his f*cking head off.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Hedge on February 07, 2013, 10:01:09 am
I think the officer deserves a medal for not giving him 2 to the head and 1 to the chest.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: rich83 on February 07, 2013, 10:03:45 am
I think the officer deserves a medal for not giving him 2 to the head and 1 to the chest.

In America that would have happened. 100%. IMO it was a textbook operation.

Anyway, who is that blonde 'bint'
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Hedge on February 07, 2013, 10:10:24 am
Dunno who she is but she's on the "list".  :wink:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Deako on February 07, 2013, 11:43:46 am
What a stupid bint.  :stupid:

Well done Phil!! :notworthy:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: andrewparker on February 07, 2013, 12:02:22 pm
Phil wasn't so clever when he passed the PM a list of suspected paedophiles that he put together using "internet rumours" as a basis. Doh!
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: rich83 on February 07, 2013, 12:19:18 pm
Phil wasn't so clever when he passed the PM a list of suspected paedophiles that he put together using "internet rumours" as a basis. Doh!

I thought that was quite funny actually.... he was illustrating a point I think, as opposed to actually saying "all these people are 100% guilty"
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Greeners on February 07, 2013, 12:36:26 pm
What a silly silly girl...............

But I would until the neighbours complained about the smell!  :party:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: rich83 on February 07, 2013, 12:37:11 pm
Who is she?

Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Hedge on February 07, 2013, 12:41:53 pm
According to YouTube comments she does documentaries on BBC3.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: h4rdy on February 07, 2013, 12:48:32 pm
What a silly silly girl...............

But I would until the neighbours complained about the smell!  :party:

Oh my god I thought I was bad.............. :notworthy:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: RedRobin on February 07, 2013, 12:49:42 pm

Dunno who she is but she's on the "list".  :wink:


....Good idea, Ian - Your special hanky is soft and non-violent and she would appreciate that and love you for it.  :happy2:

This was an example of the perfect use for a taser - Instantly disabling someone brandishing knives without doing any permanent damage.

Pepper spray is far more violent in its effect on the eyes - It's more than just an irritant.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: RedRobin on February 07, 2013, 12:51:48 pm

What a silly silly girl...............

But I would until the neighbours complained about the smell!  :party:


....Funny you should say that - I thought exactly the same - Something about her which arouses Wicked Willie (https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2FDetailing%2FStickers%2Fsmiley-sex011.gif&hash=bc047e65096e2d9f74f936dfedea12d5c8b806d7)

So, who is she?
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: rich83 on February 07, 2013, 12:54:32 pm
She is quite fit.... but its amazing how much of a turn off being a borderline retard is....
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Deako on February 07, 2013, 12:58:17 pm
She has kids. Ive seen her do some documentaries on a few things. But her brain is seriously oxygen starved if she thinks pepper spray would have been the ideal weapon of choice for a crazed psychopath brandishing 2x large knives.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Hedge on February 07, 2013, 01:05:28 pm
She is quite fit.... but its amazing how much of a turn off being a borderline retard is....

Nap Time would sort that.  :wink:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: rich83 on February 07, 2013, 01:06:10 pm
She is quite fit.... but its amazing how much of a turn off being a borderline retard is....

Nap Time would sort that.  :wink:

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: rich83 on February 07, 2013, 01:06:57 pm
Cherry Healey.......   :fighting:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: RedRobin on February 07, 2013, 01:12:11 pm
(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.tvrage.com%2Fshows%2F32%2F31830.jpg&hash=e5e6894695bbe69af53119a9f33cb2aa4193f21c)

^ I'm sure she thinks that these blades would have been more effective than a taser.

Having now seen pics of her, Wicked Willie has changed his mind and doesn't want to know.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: Oli on February 07, 2013, 01:14:53 pm
What a twat!
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: bigmig95 on February 07, 2013, 01:22:41 pm
Getting hold of her with my weapon of choice  :wink: has now gone out the window seeing a few shots online as well.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: mad_pete on February 07, 2013, 09:07:44 pm
Guy had 2 knives and glasses on. He was a danger to himself and others. Police take him down with no injury and them she is like that's a but much ?!??? Apart from risk to others shooting him was about right. Pepper spray !! I've a good mind to write to this morning and see if she can take me down with pepper spray and I'll be armed with 2 paint brushes with red paint
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: MightyMullet on February 08, 2013, 08:07:22 am
What a silly cow! Its easy to judge when its not you, i wonder which of the weapons she would have chosen if she was faced with him, guarantee it wouldn't be pepper spray with a tazer, baton and gun in your pocket! The copper did an absolutely spot on job, id have gone for the gun and blown the c*** away!


.........I've a good mind to write to this morning and see if she can take me down with pepper spray and I'll be armed with 2 paint brushes with red paint

I like this alot, see how well that ends for her!
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: GTI5 on February 08, 2013, 09:50:22 am
What a sheltered view...
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: ARV_90 on February 08, 2013, 04:48:22 pm
What a silly cow! Its easy to judge when its not you, i wonder which of the weapons she would have chosen if she was faced with him, guarantee it wouldn't be pepper spray with a tazer, baton and gun in your pocket! The copper did an absolutely spot on job, id have gone for the gun and blown the c*** away!


.........I've a good mind to write to this morning and see if she can take me down with pepper spray and I'll be armed with 2 paint brushes with red paint

I like this alot, see how well that ends for her!

Spot on m8... shoot the C#nt in the face... back the transit up shovel it into a bag and feed him to the pigs.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: stealthwolf on February 08, 2013, 05:44:23 pm
As above, silly bint and I would rather do Holly Willoughboobies than Cheryl Healey.
Title: Re: Phil Schofield - Legend.
Post by: MightyMullet on February 09, 2013, 06:35:11 am
As above, silly bint and I would rather do Holly Willoughboobies than Cheryl Healey.

Dont get me started on Hollie  :love: