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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: keano on February 15, 2013, 08:27:59 pm

Title: I need
Post by: keano on February 15, 2013, 08:27:59 pm: A poo.

That is all.
Title: Re: I need
Post by: rich83 on February 15, 2013, 08:29:27 pm: I need one too... but I'm gonna wait a few hours and get backed up and then fire a really big sh*t at the toilet!
Title: Re: I need
Post by: andrewparker on February 15, 2013, 08:37:31 pm: I need to go and pick the curry up. No doubt that will lead to a poo later on.
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Top Cat on February 15, 2013, 08:43:07 pm: Quote from: keano on February 15, 2013, 08:27:59 pm
A poo.

That is all.

PM your address i will send one over. :wink:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Hedge on February 15, 2013, 08:44:10 pm: Quote from: keano on February 15, 2013, 08:27:59 pm
A poo.

That is all.

Not long had one. You should have said, I could have saved it for you and posted it. :grin:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: MC71 on February 15, 2013, 08:47:19 pm: Just the dropped the kids off at the pool myself! Was a beauty too. :happy2:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Greeners on February 15, 2013, 09:00:09 pm: Mole at the counter?

A blind brown Trout?
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Andy_Ed30 on February 15, 2013, 09:56:40 pm: :worthless:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Hurdy on February 15, 2013, 09:59:18 pm: I feel an epic poo thread developing! :laugh:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: gazbutS3 on February 15, 2013, 10:02:25 pm: Did one like king kongs finger earlier :smiley:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Stanipkiss on February 15, 2013, 10:09:53 pm: Quote from: Andy_Ed30 on February 15, 2013, 09:56:40 pm
:worthless:

Nooooooooo

I tried to resist but........

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rate-My-Poo/120891087933981
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Andy_Ed30 on February 15, 2013, 10:12:04 pm: Quote from: tdijetta on February 15, 2013, 10:09:53 pm
Quote from: Andy_Ed30 on February 15, 2013, 09:56:40 pm
:worthless:

Nooooooooo

I tried to resist but........

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rate-My-Poo/120891087933981

Hahahhahahaah. :happy2:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: MC71 on February 15, 2013, 10:13:37 pm: Quote from: Andy_Ed30 on February 15, 2013, 09:56:40 pm
:worthless:

You asked...................................

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1049.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs399%2Fmcaborn%2F28c3103083c5248ace953b5a2c49896a_zpsc81eb5a7.jpg&hash=4e8b18c5b0e02d1538301192e9ab8ac4f2437966)
Title: Re: I need
Post by: AA on February 15, 2013, 10:16:32 pm: Thats got to be a small hand :signLOL:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Stanipkiss on February 15, 2013, 11:11:19 pm: Feck that must have hurt !!
Title: Re: I need
Post by: rich83 on February 15, 2013, 11:12:25 pm: I'm almost ready to burst.... Just managing to keep it from touching my pants.
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Hedge on February 15, 2013, 11:14:09 pm: Quote from: tdijetta on February 15, 2013, 10:09:53 pm
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rate-My-Poo/120891087933981

Have you seen some of the pictures on there. Sad to say I looked and Paris Hilton has seen better days. :grin:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Hedge on February 15, 2013, 11:15:35 pm: Quote from: richwig83 on February 15, 2013, 11:12:25 pm
I'm almost ready to burst.... Just managing to keep it from touching my pants.

This is when you here those fateful words from Liberace, "Can I help you in with that stool?". :grin:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: phil1975 on February 16, 2013, 10:05:02 am: Just backed the truck out myself!! a good stone lighter now!!
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Degudodger on February 16, 2013, 10:24:41 am: Completed my morning work at the coal face :smiley:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Hedge on February 16, 2013, 11:39:43 am: I've sent Mr Brown to the seaside already.
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Stanipkiss on February 16, 2013, 11:55:16 am: Quote from: richwig83 on February 15, 2013, 11:12:25 pm
I'm almost ready to burst.... Just managing to keep it from touching my pants.

Touching cloth or Turtle head?

:signLOL:
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Action jackson on February 16, 2013, 12:03:54 pm: I had too much Stella last night, sounded like shoes falling out the loft!!!
Title: Re: I need
Post by: MC71 on February 16, 2013, 12:59:54 pm: Am off to use the facilities at work shortly. :innocent:

EVO in one hand and my Andrex Double Quilted Shea Butter toilet roll in the other, happy days. I could be some time........

Do I flush of leave a floater?? Decisions, decisions
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Degudodger on February 16, 2013, 01:31:25 pm: Well after a banana and a couple of coffees, Mrs Brown is at the window and she looking angry.
Title: Re: I need
Post by: Stanipkiss on February 20, 2013, 10:28:01 pm: came home last night to find my wife cooking these, she called them corn turds. :sick:

(https://www.mk5golfgti.co.uk/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdaz.co%2Fmedia%2Fag38%2Fstanipkiss%2FIMG_0127_zps237f169e.jpg&hash=eff032f377be1f33f48ab4c46634b3562f988ba5)

She ate them without gagging!