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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 06:00:23 pm

Title: robbery
Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 06:00:23 pm
Just seen the Scottish news a bank robbery near shotts lanarkshire getawat car was a black golf gti some ones car has been torched Poor gti owner lol  
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: n13cah on February 19, 2013, 06:45:13 pm
What?
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Post by: alexmccabe on February 19, 2013, 06:53:16 pm
Just seen the Scottish new a bank robbery near shorts lanarkshire gateway car black golf gti found burnt out some ones car has been torched Poor gti owner lol 

Translation

Just seen on the Scottish News, there was a bank robbery near (???) Lancashire. The getaway car was a black Golf GTi and it was found burnt out. Someones car has been torched. Poor GTi owner. Lol.

Quite why it's funny, I don't know. I'd be rather annoyed if my car was used for a bank robbery then torched. =/

Title: Re: robbery
Post by: GrayMK5GTI on February 19, 2013, 07:15:05 pm
^^ Recon he could have actually meant Lanarkshire (Scotland)  :grin:
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Post by: Tortaruga on February 19, 2013, 07:23:02 pm
What about the 'shorts'?? Were the perpetrators bare-legged?
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Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 07:29:23 pm
Ok ok I can't spell very well when I'm driving it was not ment to be funny I never looked at the spelling before I posted its the predictive text thing so if the spelling police are finished with me I'll be on my way  oh I was driving when I first posted   :rolleye:
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Post by: Tortaruga on February 19, 2013, 07:34:36 pm
Ok ok I can't spell very well when I'm driving
Nice one  :congrats:
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Post by: Luka on February 19, 2013, 07:42:47 pm
Typing whilst watching the news and driving!

*facepalm*
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Post by: Saintsteve on February 19, 2013, 07:46:25 pm
Ok ok I can't spell very well when I'm driving
Nice one  :congrats:


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Title: Re: robbery
Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 07:46:42 pm
Never said I was watching I said I seen .you can get the news on your phone now its great  :stupi :popcornsoda:d:
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Post by: sub39h on February 19, 2013, 07:50:30 pm
not sure if srs
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 08:07:42 pm
http://m.local.stv.tv/motherwell/news/214497-armed-robbers-steal-case-of-money-from-guard-at-lanarkshire-bank/
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: sub39h on February 19, 2013, 08:10:49 pm
that's not what i was getting at Div. can i call you Div?
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 08:20:31 pm
You can call me div 
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Post by: oak_grun on February 19, 2013, 08:29:33 pm
 :signLOL:
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Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 08:34:11 pm
 :grin: love it.  We don't use that word in Glasgow  Tim nice but dim.   fanny baws
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Post by: MC71 on February 19, 2013, 08:42:31 pm
Just seen the Scottish news a bank robbery near shotts lanarkshire getawat car was a black golf gti some ones car has been torched Poor gti owner lol  

I don't see why stealing a car and setting fire to it is funny??
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: sub39h on February 19, 2013, 08:42:59 pm
Just seen the Scottish news a bank robbery near shotts lanarkshire getawat car was a black golf gti some ones car has been torched Poor gti owner lol  

I don't see why stealing a car and setting fire to it is funny??

work your way through the thread mate. it gets worse.
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 08:48:39 pm
 I do like this forum. But some people bite way to easy. time for bed. Oh I have a spotted post to do black gti speeding away from the bank  nice motor driving like that and the police will be  after you  :star:
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: MC71 on February 19, 2013, 10:15:19 pm
^^^^

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Post by: mines a leon on February 19, 2013, 10:19:50 pm
^^^^

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That had me in absolute stitches!!!! Bravo sir!  :signLOL:
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Post by: Tortaruga on February 19, 2013, 10:21:02 pm
 :signLOL:
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Post by: mines a leon on February 19, 2013, 10:21:21 pm
Div, if your reading the news on your phone, whilst driving, i hope you crash.....into an artic....so that no-one else get's hurt!
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Post by: andrewparker on February 19, 2013, 10:28:19 pm
Divweir is a comic genius. You guys are taking him too seriously. The prison thing cracked me up.
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: divweir on February 19, 2013, 10:30:05 pm
 I love you too sweet heart  :grin:
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Post by: RedRobin on February 19, 2013, 11:59:01 pm

Divweir is a comic genius. You guys are taking him too seriously. The prison thing cracked me up.


....I think it takes far more than that to be a "genius" at anything.

All he's doing is mimicking someone who isn't in the least bit funny at all.
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: JStav on February 20, 2013, 02:32:25 pm
Every time he manages to wind up the same users.  You'd think they'd have learnt not to bite by now.

It seems like a contest to see who can have the most faux outrage.  Strangely though, the same suspects don't seem to be bothered about a guy on here hoping he crashes?

OP you little tinker you.
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: divweir on February 20, 2013, 05:41:14 pm
  :innocent: just a wee bit of fun guys
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: alexmccabe on February 20, 2013, 07:01:14 pm
I'm fairly new around these parts, so I'm gonna keep an eye out for next time. Haha
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Post by: RedRobin on February 20, 2013, 07:37:09 pm

Every time he manages to wind up the same users.  You'd think they'd have learnt not to bite by now.

It seems like a contest to see who can have the most faux outrage.  Strangely though, the same suspects don't seem to be bothered about a guy on here hoping he crashes?


....Not memorable enough to remember not to 'bite'  :grin:

Where's this thread about some crash guy who we should be bothered about then?
Title: Re: robbery
Post by: JStav on February 22, 2013, 11:47:16 am

Every time he manages to wind up the same users.  You'd think they'd have learnt not to bite by now.

It seems like a contest to see who can have the most faux outrage.  Strangely though, the same suspects don't seem to be bothered about a guy on here hoping he crashes?


....Not memorable enough to remember not to 'bite'  :grin:

Where's this thread about some crash guy who we should be bothered about then?

A few posts above you.... Mines a Leon stated he hopes the guy crashes.