MK5 Golf GTI

General => Detailing => Topic started by: Tortaruga on February 19, 2013, 07:45:25 pm

Title: Piss Stain
Post by: Tortaruga on February 19, 2013, 07:45:25 pm
Dear Forum

I just remembered that I saw a large alsatian pissing on one of my monzas at the weekend. Does dog urine attack alloys?

They're 17's so no chance of ringworm whiteworm.

A concerned member
Title: Re: Piss Stain
Post by: sub39h on February 19, 2013, 10:16:36 pm
it depends on if it's an attack dog. i think attack dogs' urine will attack your wheels too

what i'd do is throw some mince meat at your body work to distract the attack dog and his urine. you can buy it from Tesco, i don't think the dog will be too fussy if it's horse meat
Title: Re: Piss Stain
Post by: MC71 on February 19, 2013, 10:41:24 pm
Prevention is better than a cure.

Mark your own territory. P*ss on your own wheels first, thus deterring said beast from relieving itself on your wheels again.

 :happy2:
Title: Re: Piss Stain
Post by: andrewparker on February 19, 2013, 10:43:57 pm
It kills grass, so it will probably kill your wheels too.
Title: Re: Piss Stain
Post by: sub39h on February 19, 2013, 11:00:08 pm
It kills grass, so it will probably kill your wheels too.

(serious question) - that's only girl dogs is it not?
Title: Re: Piss Stain
Post by: MC71 on February 19, 2013, 11:02:36 pm
^^^^ no, our boy dog was a legendary grass killer.  :sad1:
Title: Re: Piss Stain
Post by: Tortaruga on February 19, 2013, 11:26:47 pm
^^^ Our female dog destroyed the lawn by squatting everywhere. The fellas always pissed in the bushes so no harm done.

They do leave some nasty 'whippys' though, which I have to clear up with a spade. :sick:
Title: Re: Piss Stain
Post by: Tortaruga on February 19, 2013, 11:28:23 pm
P*ss on your own wheels first
:signLOL: That might just work! Wonder what the neighbours would think?  :grin: