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Title: bedroom tax
Post by: divweir on February 21, 2013, 08:04:18 pm
It's a joke this bedroom tax they want to take 28quid a month off me cause I've got five room and only three kids two sharing how my going to run my gti back and fourth to sign on  mad mad mad  dont know what to do now.

Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: AA on February 21, 2013, 08:12:00 pm
Vasectomy ,Job, Mortgage should help :signLOL:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: SI-R32 on February 21, 2013, 08:15:37 pm
Vasectomy ,Job, Mortgage should help :signLOL:

Brilliant answer
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: JoeDarKa on February 21, 2013, 08:16:19 pm
 :signLOL:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: divweir on February 21, 2013, 08:29:13 pm
I said that to her  but she wants a big family   sky will have to go no other way
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: Tortaruga on February 21, 2013, 09:03:08 pm
Demolish the surplus bedrooms. Simple.

Or you could emigrate?
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: divweir on February 21, 2013, 09:05:45 pm
Demolish the surplus bedrooms. Simple.

Or you could emigrate?
again no chance the hassle it took me to get here
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: AA on February 21, 2013, 09:29:59 pm
Demolish the surplus bedrooms. Simple.

Or you could emigrate?
again no chance the hassle it took me to get here
"hassle"   does this involve hanging on to the bottom of an artic' and stinking of bonfire :grin:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: divweir on February 21, 2013, 09:31:54 pm
Do you know me
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: Poverty on February 21, 2013, 10:17:04 pm
I think everyone on benefits who hasn't worked for over 5 years should be forced to move their family to the north of the country so that the rest of us hard working Londoners can live in our 500k houses without the disgusting reality the twat next door got the same house for free!
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: divweir on February 21, 2013, 10:30:17 pm
Are you a londoner living in London. No way I heard about this .shut it you muppet you are as rare as a dodo 
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: Poverty on February 21, 2013, 10:32:30 pm
You aren't a very good troll. To be a loved a troll requires intelligence and a way with words. You are just a massive fail.
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: Top Cat on February 21, 2013, 10:33:53 pm
I was just thinking this. Go away and learn some proper trolling skills.  :booty:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: divweir on February 21, 2013, 10:38:21 pm
Sorry did you just reply or  not


Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: berg on February 21, 2013, 10:41:45 pm
bring out the boooost troll  :jumpmove:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: stealthwolf on February 21, 2013, 10:46:55 pm
You have five people in the house and five bedrooms. Why can't everyone have their own bedroom?

Alternatively, turn the bedroom into an office.
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: Tortaruga on February 21, 2013, 10:54:31 pm
Why not bludgeon your family to death with an axe, then hand yourself over to the authorities?

You'll be able to enjoy free TV, Playstation, rimming, etc. for the rest of your days and no concerns about these horrid unjust taxes.
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: andrewparker on February 21, 2013, 10:59:46 pm
He's already done time. He's well aware of the luxuries of life inside.
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: markc on February 22, 2013, 07:17:02 am
I think everyone on benefits who hasn't worked for over 5 years should be forced to move their family to the north of the country so that the rest of us hard working Londoners can live in our 500k houses without the disgusting reality the twat next door got the same house for free!

Pov,  we dont want em up here next to hard working Northeners like myself and plenty others.  There's enough up here already !  :sick:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: garrardrj on February 22, 2013, 09:12:36 am
Everyone on benefits should be executed . Jeremy Clarkson told me this and if he was prime minister he would bring this law in , save the country billions and we could all have a ferrrari then  :rolleye:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: andyR43 on February 22, 2013, 09:48:33 am
Tell the man from the council that your kids are travellers and can't, therefore, be expected to stay in the same bedroom all week. I would hazard a guess and say your benefits will then probably increase too!! :wink:
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: keano on February 22, 2013, 12:15:38 pm
I wish all people like this had one giant shared testicle. I'd punch it so hard it would explode.  :happy2:

Still applies.
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: AndyED30 on February 22, 2013, 12:31:38 pm
Everyone on benefits should be executed . Jeremy Clarkson told me this and if he was prime minister he would bring this law in , save the country billions and we could all have a ferrrari then  :rolleye:

Firm.........but fair.

I agree!
Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: keano on February 22, 2013, 12:33:46 pm
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Title: Re: bedroom tax
Post by: DFish on February 22, 2013, 02:13:40 pm
Can we not just ship them out to Australia again?

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