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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: andrewparker on April 04, 2013, 10:20:05 pm

Title: Dogging Tales
Post by: andrewparker on April 04, 2013, 10:20:05 pm
Anyone watching this? The guy in the owl mask is hilarious!
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Hedge on April 04, 2013, 10:27:10 pm
It is certainly an interesting watch.  :grin:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Tortaruga on April 04, 2013, 10:33:54 pm
This is most odd! Some masked munters on now.
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Jussa on April 04, 2013, 10:38:34 pm
OMG WTF --

Man with bag on his head wants to be abused!!!!!! :sick:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Janner_Sy on April 04, 2013, 10:48:11 pm
Ive set this to record.  Going to watch it with the missus tomorrow and I cant wait lol.

Whenever Ive had a drink and I' m out on the town with the missus i wind her up by telling everybody that were either swingers, doggers or into cottaging lol.  The best bit is she's pretty naive and doesnt really undertsand what they all are, so watching this with her tomorrow will make my day
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Veee-dubber on April 04, 2013, 10:48:56 pm
Is this an actual programme about dogging? - screw the programme lets hear everyones personal dogging stories!!!

I had a near miss once!
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Jussa on April 04, 2013, 10:52:14 pm
Ive set this to record.  Going to watch it with the missus tomorrow and I cant wait lol.

Whenever Ive had a drink and I' m out on the town with the missus i wind her up by telling everybody that were either swingers, doggers or into cottaging lol.  The best bit is she's pretty naive and doesnt really undertsand what they all are, so watching this with her tomorrow will make my day

 :signLOL: 'cottaging' I had to google that one!!!

Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Dave J on April 04, 2013, 10:53:54 pm
Can't believe what I'm watching - is this really serious?!

Still, Terry's about to be crushed...lmfao!
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: rich83 on April 04, 2013, 10:54:30 pm
f*cking hell.... this is some of of the wierdest TV!!  :scared:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: MC71 on April 04, 2013, 10:54:45 pm
Just seen this is on so will record it on Ch4+1 for tomorrow's viewing.

New sticker to replace my "K04 inside" one.....

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Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Tortaruga on April 04, 2013, 10:55:13 pm
"We can't do a lot in Terry's car 'cos it's quite small'. f*ck me senseless this is hilarious! Terry needs to upgrade the Corsa if he wants to badger those two fatties!

Oh f*ck me..."Terry do you want your dick sucked?"

GO TERRY!! :signLOL:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Jussa on April 04, 2013, 10:57:12 pm
This is horrendous!!!   :signLOL:

Those two birds with that 1 bloke are like beached whales, they'd be more comfortable at the seaside rather than a forest!!!

Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Ranbeer Singh on April 04, 2013, 10:58:24 pm
WTF!

... Feel sorry for Terry!  :jumping:

LoL

Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: rich83 on April 04, 2013, 10:59:43 pm
This is horrendous!!!   :signLOL:

Those two birds with that 1 bloke are like beached whales, they'd be more comfortable at the seaside rather than a forest!!!



Its was the birmingham accent that really turned me on.......  :grin:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: ArildStavrum on April 04, 2013, 10:59:48 pm
Car crash tv at its best......!!!
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Eddie-NL on April 04, 2013, 11:00:10 pm
This is horrendous!!!   :signLOL:

Those two birds with that 1 bloke are like beached whales, they'd be more comfortable at the seaside rather than a forest!!!



even the fox was shocked :signLOL:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Jussa on April 04, 2013, 11:01:20 pm
This is horrendous!!!   :signLOL:

Those two birds with that 1 bloke are like beached whales, they'd be more comfortable at the seaside rather than a forest!!!



even the fox was shocked :signLOL:

 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Jussa on April 04, 2013, 11:03:53 pm
OMG I've now heard it all, condoms don't fit him  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Ranbeer Singh on April 04, 2013, 11:05:13 pm
Haven't laughed so much in ages!

Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: xjay1337 on April 04, 2013, 11:10:31 pm
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(I'm the fat one)

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 :ashamed:
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: Eddie-NL on April 04, 2013, 11:12:45 pm
OMG I've now heard it all, condoms don't fit him  :laugh: :laugh:

he needs a 6ft condom, anyway it is too late as there are 16 mini versions walking about
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: bigmig95 on April 05, 2013, 01:41:55 pm
A couple of years back one of my Mrs mates pulled into a lay-by between Brum and Coventry to answer her phone, whilst on the phone some geeza with sweet F.A on except for a pair of sussies  :surprised: ran out of the woods right next to the lay-by and jacked off all over her bonnet  :confused:  He then ran back into the woods from wence he came never to be seen again.  She said it was all pretty quick so I reckon he'd primed his weapon ready for action.


Wasn't any of you boys on here was it ?
Title: Re: Dogging Tales
Post by: welikeaps on April 05, 2013, 03:59:27 pm
"Can we go now, I'm not comfortable with this, I'm getting cold"

Poor old Terry couldn't get it up in the cold.