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General => Random Chat => Topic started by: Tortaruga on September 19, 2013, 05:30:42 pm

Title: Just so you know...
Post by: Tortaruga on September 19, 2013, 05:30:42 pm
...if you buy a golf gti in Germany you're a female hairdresser. I was told this recently in Bavaria by a German woman.


I assume men buy the R.
 :confused:
Title: Re: Just so you know...
Post by: xjay1337 on September 19, 2013, 05:56:37 pm
I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.
Title: Re: Just so you know...
Post by: rob-gti on September 20, 2013, 10:10:15 am
hahahaha i f*cking love Germany!
Title: Re: Just so you know...
Post by: Hedge on September 20, 2013, 10:36:03 am
Yup. Best description for Germany I heard was "Why go down the pub for a beer when you can come to the country".
Title: Re: Just so you know...
Post by: MichaelR on September 20, 2013, 10:44:19 am
I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.
Title: Re: Just so you know...
Post by: samurl on October 08, 2013, 07:50:03 pm
I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.

Hahahahaha jokes
Title: Re: Just so you know...
Post by: Tamiyoman on October 09, 2013, 10:45:58 am
I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.

That's an easy one to deal with, just do like we have done for years on lads holidays.........Gently take the towels and place them on the floor in the exact spot of the sunbed and then take the sunbed to the other side of the pool and get a tan! ;-)
Title: Re: Just so you know...
Post by: ConeKiller on October 09, 2013, 11:08:14 am
I wouldn't take anything seriously from a country that eats cold meats for breakfasts and most men wear shorts.

And put towels on sunbeds with no intention of using them untill 3 in the afternoon.

That's an easy one to deal with, just do like we have done for years on lads holidays.........Gently take the towels and place them on the floor in the exact spot of the sunbed and then take the sunbed to the other side of the pool and get a tan! ;-)

Love this hahahahahaha