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Offline vRS Carl

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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2012, 07:51:06 pm »
Eight step Plan  :grin:

1. Go ahead and make the purchase whatever it may be, Koni FSD's & Eibach's, new TV, trip away etc. etc.
2. Keep it quiet for as long as possible (this keeps ear ache down to a minimum)
3. As and when the new purchase is about to be delivered or you are about to go on that trip with the lads, start dropping subtle hints.
4. SWMBO finds out about said purchase/up coming trip
5. All hell breaks loose (be prepared for a rocky ride for up to a week)
6. SWMBO calms down (but has still not forgiven you so tread carefully)
7. After around two weeks everything is back to normal.
8. Start planning the next purchase/trip
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2012, 07:51:42 pm »
My Ipad 1 needs an upgrade  :laugh:
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2012, 07:58:11 pm »
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 07, 2012, 07:51:06 pm
Eight step Plan  :grin:

1. Go ahead and make the purchase whatever it may be, Koni FSD's & Eibach's, new TV, trip away etc. etc.
2. Keep it quiet for as long as possible (this keeps ear ache down to a minimum)
3. As and when the new purchase is about to be delivered or you are about to go on that trip with the lads, start dropping subtle hints.
4. SWMBO finds out about said purchase/up coming trip
5. All hell breaks loose (be prepared for a rocky ride for up to a week)
6. SWMBO calms down (but has still not forgiven you so tread carefully)
7. After around two weeks everything is back to normal.
8. Start planning the next purchase/trip

 :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: :signLOL: Brilliant!

What's her Eight Step Plan, Carl?
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2012, 08:01:23 pm »
thanks for the help lads, just ordered an Ipad 2, cant justify the extra, massive brownie points with the OH i think i can get away with murder now, or maybe a re spray lol
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2012, 08:01:30 pm »
That Plan isn't mine it was brought out a few years ago by a member on another forum i use. But it is quite apt  :grin:

Her's will be

1. Shout and Rant
2. Kick in the nuts
3. Make sleep on couch
4. Make feel guilty as baby is due in 8 weeks
5. Stop giving evils after 2 weeks
6. Allow to sleep in spare room
7. Grudgingly allow back to bedroom
8. Back to normal

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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2012, 09:03:30 pm »
Or a revolver (6 shooter)

A chop saw

A shovel


Knowing AM, she will make you dig the hole first though!  :laugh:
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2012, 09:28:49 pm »
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 07, 2012, 07:51:06 pm
Eight step Plan  :grin:

1. Go ahead and make the purchase whatever it may be, Koni FSD's & Eibach's, new TV, trip away etc. etc.
2. Keep it quiet for as long as possible (this keeps ear ache down to a minimum)
3. As and when the new purchase is about to be delivered or you are about to go on that trip with the lads, start dropping subtle hints.
4. SWMBO finds out about said purchase/up coming trip
5. All hell breaks loose (be prepared for a rocky ride for up to a week)
6. SWMBO calms down (but has still not forgiven you so tread carefully)
7. After around two weeks everything is back to normal.
8. Start planning the next purchase/trip

Glad I am not the only one.
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2012, 09:29:23 pm »
This normally works for me....

Say your going to wash SWMBO car
Wash it and then say you heard the car making a clunking noise when on full lock...
Needs a new part  :wink: I'll go get one for you now and get it fitted, grab her card....
Make the purchase...

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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2012, 09:31:38 pm »
Quote from: Phil Miller on March 07, 2012, 07:40:35 pm
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 07, 2012, 07:34:35 pm
Quote from: Deako on March 07, 2012, 07:29:20 pm
Same price as iPad 2.

iPad 2 starts at £329

iPad New starts at £399

 :P :booty:

0% from Argos, dangerous times as I want a new Mac Mini!

ok so where is the best place to buy one, and now im not great with this sort of thing but is the NEW ipad worth the extra £70?
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2012, 09:37:02 pm »
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2012, 09:41:52 pm »
I'd just like to point out i will deep throat as well as gargle balls  :grin:
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2012, 10:13:36 pm »
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 07, 2012, 09:41:52 pm
I'd just like to point out i will deep throat as well as gargle balls  :grin:

I dare say my OH will aswell after tonight, and TBH id rather she done it than you  :signLOL:
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2012, 10:15:19 pm »
Quote from: Phil Miller on March 07, 2012, 10:13:36 pm
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 07, 2012, 09:41:52 pm
I'd just like to point out i will deep throat as well as gargle balls  :grin:

I dare say my OH will aswell after tonight, and TBH id rather she done it than you  :signLOL:

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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2012, 10:18:20 pm »
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 07, 2012, 10:15:19 pm
Quote from: Phil Miller on March 07, 2012, 10:13:36 pm
Quote from: vRS Carl on March 07, 2012, 09:41:52 pm
I'd just like to point out i will deep throat as well as gargle balls  :grin:

I dare say my OH will aswell after tonight, and TBH id rather she done it than you  :signLOL:



Lmao i like the pic :happy2:
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Re: IPad event today :)
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2012, 11:34:33 pm »
just noticed the iOS 5.1 update is out too  :happy2: or am i a bit late on this update  :signLOL:
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