Rachael, welcome  

Lad's calm down  

, its like you never seen or spoke to a girl before  

 (or do we really have lots of spotty "Awkward" teenage boys masquerading behind laptops). 

P.S. Robin when you were talking about the "Special Cloth" I thought you were referring to my Grannies special cloth  

......................................... only later did I spot chloroform  
